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Is that like Approach but for waterboys?
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# ? Jul 28, 2020 22:50 |
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FrozenVent posted:What issue was your article in? I've been told that I should write articles for Proceedings. My response was, "why would I do all of that work to just be ignored some more?"
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 03:20 |
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ManMythLegend posted:"why would I do all of that work to just be ignored some more?" Coincidentally the title of my latest fitrep.
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 03:42 |
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Awww, c'mon, MML - there's a very good chance that some Admiral could cursorily glance at your article while he's taking a dump in a bathroom somewhere he can't use his cell phone.
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 04:11 |
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I think working hard to be ignored is is a successful first tour divo run. Who's dink? dontbemedontbeme. Who's on watch? Oh ENS X? Eh, I won't go up there.
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 05:53 |
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ManMythLegend posted:I've been told that I should write articles for Proceedings. My response was, "why would I do all of that work to just be ignored some more?" Getting myself invited to conferences where I just clown on consultants makes my bosses so proud of me. Highly recommends.
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# ? Jul 29, 2020 14:28 |
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Speaking of writing articles, thank goodness for USNI providing us the overly grandiose insights of LTJG's. Hazardous Merchandise quote:Life at sea; some have dedicated, in every sense, their life to the sea-going profession. Others donate a few nonrefundable years of youth toward the notion. What is the tradeoff? The surface warfare tradition—“Puffy white clouds of a mid-Pacific sunrise . . . fantail cookouts . . . night orders . . . midwatches . . . skunks . . . lookouts . . . “You are approaching a United States naval warship.” . . . “Moored. Shift Colors.”¹ High highs contradicted by low lows; a reality that you will depart in worse shape than you arrive. Despite the modern habit of buzz words, the contemporary surface navy culture is not progressing as we would hope, or continue to talk about. In fact, these steady-strained-approaches preached at every level are tainted by hypocrisy. It starts with what we are consuming. Among others, the proof is most literally in the pudding. I don't even disagree with the general thesis, but goddamn does he ever have a huge chip on his shoulder about dip and workout supplements. I'd put more focus on the fact that it's entirely possible to show up to a galley line with nothing but yellow and red tags, except for one tray of broccoli that says "drink plenty of this to stay healthy".
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# ? Jul 30, 2020 23:27 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Speaking of writing articles, thank goodness for USNI providing us the overly grandiose insights of LTJG's. Lmao, wars are won with coffee and cigarettes and exhaustion hippy!
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:17 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I don't even disagree with the general thesis, but goddamn does he ever have a huge chip on his shoulder about dip and workout supplements. I'd put more focus on the fact that it's entirely possible to show up to a galley line with nothing but yellow and red tags, except for one tray of broccoli that says "drink plenty of this to stay healthy". I ate healthier and lost more weight from DFAC Kabul food then galley food during deployment. Chicken breast and large salad everyday for lunch was good for me.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 01:12 |
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Dip, Monsters, and Vienna sausages were about the only edible things on the ship if you worked mids on either deployment I was on. Maybe Pneumonic can fact check me, but I'm pretty sure the CS's just had a crank put whatever garbage they wanted out for midrats, and that's all you got until morning. I remember lots of over cooked hot dogs, stale bread and peanut butter, milk that was warmer than the cereal you were putting it on... and I think I blocked out the rest. It was awful, I feel like the galley actively worked against us most of the time.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 01:26 |
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bengy81 posted:Dip, Monsters, and Vienna sausages were about the only edible things on the ship if you worked mids on either deployment I was on. Maybe Pneumonic can fact check me, but I'm pretty sure the CS's just had a crank put whatever garbage they wanted out for midrats, and that's all you got until morning. I remember lots of over cooked hot dogs, stale bread and peanut butter, milk that was warmer than the cereal you were putting it on... and I think I blocked out the rest. It was awful, I feel like the galley actively worked against us most of the time. Dip, Monsters, and Vienna Sausages definitely check out for "edible" on midrats. I also remember the nonperishable milk. I told my folks to send me cans of the loving things in any care packages, and they were like "I can't believe you eat those things". The reason is they were the only poo poo to eat.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 01:39 |
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Lol when I was a deck Seaman my LPO threw a fit because I went to go eat breakfast after watch (assuming there was food saves for us, they forgot most of the time) rather than skip a meal to do sweepers. I told them if they were going to make me pay for it I was going to eat it and they got the 3MC to bitch at me for skipping sweepers. After awhile they just gave up.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 02:18 |
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The best and healthiest ship’s food I’ve had wasn’t on a cruise ship, it was on a coast guard ship. ...a Canadian coast guard ship. ...y’all need to unionize.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 02:57 |
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Who needs the galley?? Just eat Starkist tuna packets with crackers until you lose your mind to mercury poisoning
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 03:07 |
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bengy81 posted:Dip, Monsters, and Vienna sausages were about the only edible things on the ship if you worked mids on either deployment I was on. Maybe Pneumonic can fact check me, but I'm pretty sure the CS's just had a crank put whatever garbage they wanted out for midrats, and that's all you got until morning. I remember lots of over cooked hot dogs, stale bread and peanut butter, milk that was warmer than the cereal you were putting it on... and I think I blocked out the rest. It was awful, I feel like the galley actively worked against us most of the time. All of this is true. loving Vienna sausages.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 03:10 |
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After graduating from food stamps I was just grateful to have three meals a day
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 03:28 |
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Yo for my fellow carrier bros instant ramen was also a legit midrats purchase from the 7-11.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 04:38 |
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vulturesrow posted:Yo for my fellow carrier bros instant ramen was also a legit midrats purchase from the 7-11. We didn't have instant ramen in the ship store lol
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 04:44 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Speaking of writing articles, thank goodness for USNI providing us the overly grandiose insights of LTJG's. I think I've told this story before but I used to be a volunteer at the USS Midway Museum, and while we were pulling up ancient linoleum in the CIC during restoration we found what must've been a fifty year-old lid from a can of Copenhagen underneath one section. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I think I've told this story before but I used to be a volunteer at the USS Midway Museum, and while we were pulling up ancient linoleum in the CIC during restoration and found what must've been a fifty year-old lid from a can of Copenhagen underneath one section. Joe... Joe never changes.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 04:59 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I think I've told this story before but I used to be a volunteer at the USS Midway Museum, and while we were pulling up ancient linoleum in the CIC during restoration we found what must've been a fifty year-old lid from a can of Copenhagen underneath one section. EXCUSE ME ITS A TIN NOT A CAN GODDAMMIT
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 07:24 |
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I'm just gonna sit over here and twiddle my thumbs while I eat my prime rib steak cooked MR and my bowl of scratch made chicken noodle soup.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 09:07 |
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bengy81 posted:Dip, Monsters, and Vienna sausages were about the only edible things on the ship if you worked mids on either deployment I was on. Maybe Pneumonic can fact check me, but I'm pretty sure the CS's just had a crank put whatever garbage they wanted out for midrats, and that's all you got until morning. I remember lots of over cooked hot dogs, stale bread and peanut butter, milk that was warmer than the cereal you were putting it on... and I think I blocked out the rest. It was awful, I feel like the galley actively worked against us most of the time. Seconded. Hard boiled eggs and whatever fruits and vegetables I could scavenge.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 10:50 |
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SquirrelyPSU posted:Seconded. Hard boiled eggs and whatever fruits and vegetables I could scavenge. One time, I came into thenwardroom super excited. The duty CS, with a reputation for being kind of lazy and just , had put together a substantial (for him) spread of filipino food. The one officer in the wardrobe had a tray with warmed up leftover pizza and an unsatisfied disposition. Why couldn't the CS cook normal food? they eventually intimated. It made me sad because I think the CS did a lot more work than they had to, but no matter how much work you do, you have to make choices and when you do, you will never be able to please everyone. It wasn't that Sailor's fault for not liking it, but I imagine its hard to stay motivated as a CS under even the best of conditions where you're pretty free to do what you want.
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orange juche posted:Dip, Monsters, and Vienna Sausages definitely check out for "edible" on midrats. I also remember the nonperishable milk. I told my folks to send me cans of the loving things in any care packages, and they were like "I can't believe you eat those things". The reason is they were the only poo poo to eat. We were in mid-deployment in 1989 when the switch was made from powdered milk to UHT milk, and it was like a loving holiday.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:16 |
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Madurai posted:We were in mid-deployment in 1989 when the switch was made from powdered milk to UHT milk, and it was like a loving holiday. 90f UHT milk is a special kind of awful tbh.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 17:39 |
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orange juche posted:90f UHT milk is a special kind of awful tbh. I do not doubt you.
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# ? Jul 31, 2020 20:12 |
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Groomin' standerdz! https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/07/28/sailor-gets-ok-grow-4-inch-beard-pushes-navy-grant-career-length-waiver.html Won't someone ~please~ think of the lost razor and shaving cream revenue?
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 04:29 |
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While packing up for our out-of-state move, I found an old poster I'd held onto (but never bothered to frame) of the US Navy Ships and Submarines circa early 2000s. The highlight was seeing the number of Spruance DDs
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 04:34 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:While packing up for our out-of-state move, I found an old poster I'd held onto (but never bothered to frame) of the US Navy Ships and Submarines circa early 2000s. The highlight was seeing the number of Spruance DDs When I was in NJROTC, we did a week and a half ride-along on a Spru-can (the BRISCOE). It was only supposed to be 5 days. But then, JFK Jr. died, and the ship got tagged to do the burial-at-sea. We weren't allowed topside during the ceremony since we didn't have our dress uniforms which included our CDR(ret.) instructor because he only brought his khakis with him.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 05:45 |
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AlternateNu posted:We weren't allowed topside during the ceremony since we didn't have our dress uniforms which included our CDR(ret.) instructor because he only brought his khakis with him. well you heard all the bells and whistles at least
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 05:46 |
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US Berder Patrol posted:well you heard all the bells and whistles at least The weird part was watching the whole thing on the mess decks through CNN's telephoto lens.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 05:48 |
lol the navy was summoned to scatter the ashes of some nobody millionaire off the coast of martha's vineyard? hahaha that is so loving funny. The 90s were so crazy, I just can't believe how loving stupid we all were.
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Pryor on Fire posted:lol the navy was summoned to scatter the ashes of some nobody millionaire off the coast of martha's vineyard? hahaha that is so loving funny. Worried that if you bury him, some future generation might get the curse famed Egyptologist Dr. P J Kennedy contracted in Cairo in 1905. Also, the US Navy buries veterans and their dependents at sea, when requested.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 19:19 |
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piL posted:Also, the US Navy buries veterans and their dependents at sea, when requested. Scatter my ashes into the boiling oceans
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 19:24 |
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We got pitch-ashes-overboard duty in the 80s, too. Then again, we got cover-for-the-Coast-Guard-because-it's-the-end-of-the-fiscal-quarter-and-there's-no-fuel-budget duty, too, which was just a thing that happened to CGNs.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 20:56 |
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Suddenly I want my remains to be chucked haphazardly over the fantail by disinterested enlisted waiting patiently to be able to go back and masturbate or whatever else there is to do that isn't painting ship.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 21:16 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Suddenly I want my remains to be chucked haphazardly over the fantail by disinterested enlisted waiting patiently to be able to go back and masturbate or whatever else there is to do that isn't painting ship. From ashes to ashes, from wake to wake.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 21:35 |
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https://twitter.com/NavalInstitute/status/1289720267917459456?s=19 It really is
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Suddenly I want my remains to be chucked haphazardly over the fantail by disinterested enlisted waiting patiently to be able to go back and masturbate or whatever else there is to do that isn't painting ship. Shame this is too long for the thread title
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