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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

BurgerQuest posted:

ah gently caress off no he aint get hosed

hahahah yeah but what if he was tho lmao

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Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here

Isaac posted:

Oh no the software I wrote for my client emailed all his clients like 200 times this morning instead of the intended 1 time

Blame them for not unticking the i would like 200 daily emails box

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

hahahah yeah but what if he was tho lmao

yeah nah he's a bad egg always latching on at the pub never buys around he can go get hosed

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Queensland pub bans emus.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-28/emus-banned-from-outback-queensland-pub/12496000

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007




BurgerQuest posted:

yeah nah he's a bad egg always latching on at the pub never buys around he can go get hosed

Got the posts the wrong way round there

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
borders closed, bitch!

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ckmPDryus

Drint Blasters
Jul 1, 2007


Friends and I have a slight change to this, we go "He's your mate" or "Fuckin your mate" when someone does or says something dumb

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Well I guess i'll be buying my truck parts elsewhere.

stirlo
Aug 12, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Well I guess i'll be buying my truck parts elsewhere.



Or get a good deal on a combo choloroquine and finally stop that malaria + cold air intake

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

maxe posted:

borders closed, bitch!

I think we should do the same. Everything outside this thread is contaminated. Desperate measures are called for to preventing SA disintegration virus from afflicting our thread.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Shockingly unAustralian

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Drint Blasters posted:

Friends and I have a slight change to this, we go "He's your mate" or "Fuckin your mate" when someone does or says something dumb

Saying "Theres your mate" then they go "Hes your mate" and you go "Its your mate"

SB35
Jul 6, 2007
Move along folks, nothing to see here.
ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,פ

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

SB35 posted:

ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,פ

Getting strong Seppo readings from this post Captain.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Or politically incorrectly: theres ya bum buddy ya poofta

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Getting strong Seppo readings from this post Captain.

Your mate

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Isaac posted:

Your mate

He's not my loving mate.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

He's not my loving mate.

It's 2020 noone cares you're loving mates.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Yeah nah mate.

Fuckface the Hedgehog
Jun 12, 2007

Outrail posted:

It's 2020 noone cares you're loving mates.

Just make sure you do it safely.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

He's not my loving mate.

I seen yas

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Tell us the tale of blow looking at the stars in the day

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Muk Dumpster posted:

Tell us the tale of blow looking at the stars in the day

it's called the sun

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Muk Dumpster posted:

Tell us the tale of blow looking at the stars in the day

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

He's not my loving mate.

whose mate is he?
everyone in the back seat: danes loving mate

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here

Lmao

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003


the physics of this still confuse me

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Facing each other, with either long dick or flexible back man

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Fanelien posted:

the physics of this still confuse me

methamatics

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

I don't get why he seems ashamed of that story, woulda been a fun night for sure jeez. Bisexual erasure is the worst, do drugs, gently caress your friends, be proud.

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Just don't fall in love with your friends if it aint going nowhere serious big mistake heed my words.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Well I guess i'll be buying my truck parts elsewhere.



Yep, I got one on my feed. Really surprising, seemed like a nice chill guy, I think he's just superficially attracted to the hippy-style conspiracy theorising that these moronic twerps are hiding behind. When called out on it he immediately went on a spree posting videos of "Oprah advocating for child molestation", etc.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Muk Dumpster posted:

Tell us the tale of blow looking at the stars in the day

MESSAGE. RECEIVED. TODAY. AT. ELEVEN. FIFTEEN. AM

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Zazi posted:

Yep, I got one on my feed. Really surprising, seemed like a nice chill guy, I think he's just superficially attracted to the hippy-style conspiracy theorising that these moronic twerps are hiding behind. When called out on it he immediately went on a spree posting videos of "Oprah advocating for child molestation", etc.

I looked at the google reviews for his business and he's a bit of a character:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I looked at the google reviews for his business and he's a bit of a character:



Mate of yours

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
how did the context of how the customer pisses come up in that interaction though is what I really have to know. He really sounds like he knows the dude pisses sitting down for some reason.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

Outrail posted:

Briefly. At about 25,000 ft en route to Dubai in 2004. Didn't get my choice of main course and had to take the veg option. Keeps me up at night.
Asking because you were going to Dubai - were you flying Emirates? The veg option is always really good.
Except for that one time they codeshared and I ended up on Qantas, in which case it's the worst. The very, very worst.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
never picked nvj as a brett

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Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

lol whoops there goes Queensland

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