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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

a neat cape posted:

bUt He WaNtS tO pLaY wItH hIs BrOtHeR iN sAn FrAnCiScO

How long did it take you to type that

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Hot Diggity! posted:

How long did it take you to type that

latest model keyboards are being issued with a shift key

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1288295395353751552?s=21


Lmao

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I love our social media team

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


GD_American posted:

laugh at this you fuckers

Thank you. At least someone appreciated it.




What’s the Bernie meme?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Mystic Stylez posted:

latest model keyboards are being issued with a shift key

Sounds like a plot by the Russkies!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/GManzano24/status/1288303785933025282?s=19

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

This won't mean anything to most people but this kid passed away tonight

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1122193574047694850

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Speaking of route running...

https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1288234643943239680

quote:

No it wasn’t a joke, i really took viagra before games, the increase in blood flow made me unbelievable explosive in & out of my routes.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
He was hard to cover.

A little stiff with his routes though.


edit: boner

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Chad Johnson owns

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1255138124558000139

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Abugadu posted:

He was hard to cover.

A little stiff with his routes though.


edit: boner

Turns out that penis towel was accurately scaled

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo

sharknado slashfic posted:

This won't mean anything to most people but this kid passed away tonight

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1122193574047694850

that's another opt-out for this season

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

a neat cape posted:

I love our social media team

Only the best in LA

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

He was the best, love him

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

sharknado slashfic posted:

This won't mean anything to most people but this kid passed away tonight

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1122193574047694850

I considered posting it in the AFCN thread but probably not the place for it. RIP Mo.

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...





I know a lot of people who take Cialis for reasons other than the mega hard boners.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1288477292780560385?s=19

@ehud

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.
Assuming there is no season, would the 2021 Draft order be the same as last year? What a time to be alive if you’re Cincinnati.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hawley-Smoot Tariff posted:

Assuming there is no season, would the 2021 Draft order be the same as last year? What a time to be alive if you’re Cincinnati.

They'd have to decide.

Obviously the thing to do is a record weighted lottery snake draft, because you can easily fill a 3 hour special with that drawing.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Monkeycheese posted:

that's another opt-out for this season
:chloe:

GD_American posted:

laugh at this you fuckers
I laughed, gently caress you!

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

How on earth could it be classified as a non football injury anyway

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Hawley-Smoot Tariff posted:

Assuming there is no season, would the 2021 Draft order be the same as last year? What a time to be alive if you’re Cincinnati.

Order based on which team got the least amount of covid cases/deaths.

Artonos
Dec 3, 2018

Raku posted:

How on earth could it be classified as a non football injury anyway

Non NFL football injury maybe?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Idea: Every team gets 1 ping pong ball for each loss they've had over the past 3 seasons.

So that gives:

36 - Giants 4.71% odds of #1 pick
34 - Browns 4.44%
33 - Bengals 4.31%
32 - Jets 4.18%
31 - Cardinals, Washington, Buccaneers, Raiders 4.05%
30 - Dolphins, Broncos 3.92%
29 - Lions 3.79%
27 - Jaguars, Colts 3.53%
25 - 49ers, Panthers 3.27%
24 - Falcons 3.14%
23 - Texans, Bears, Bills 3.01%
22 - Chargers 2.88%
21 - Packers, Titans, Cowboys 2.75%
18 - Seahakws 2.35%
17 - Steelers, Eagles 2.22%
16 - Vikings 2.09%
15 - Ravens, Rams 1.96%
14 - Chiefs 1.83%
12 - Patriots 1.57%
11 - Saints 1.44%

Then draw a draft order from that pool.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Jul 29, 2020

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.
That makes the most sense, ping pong ball style lotteries can be fixed. Trevor to New England CONFIRMED

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Maaaan not having football for a year would be worth it if the Bengals can get 27 picks for the right to draft Lawrence.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Eifert Posting posted:

Maaaan not having football for a year would be worth it if the Bengals can get 27 picks for the right to draft Lawrence.

5 years*

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
if he's being truthful it's insane he never ended up with a penile fracture while playing

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Raku posted:

How on earth could it be classified as a non football injury anyway

Guys recovering from college injuries can still go on non-football injury even though it seems goofy from a language standpoint. Willis McGahee did I believe.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Thinkin bout Chads Johnson

the yellow dart
Jul 19, 2004

King of rings, armlocks, hugs, and our hearts

I unironically love these and want them to wear. I cannot wait until they hit stores.

Maybe pandemic has hurt my brain but I'm 100% down with this aesthetic.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Guys recovering from college injuries can still go on non-football injury even though it seems goofy from a language standpoint. Willis McGahee did I believe.

I believe that list actually refers to the NFL's liability for the injury, not actually the nature of the injury. It's a bit of a misnomer

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Remember that probowl video where Chad told Ray Lewis he tried to block him and Ray went "Man, I didn't FEEL you."



Whole new meaning.

https://youtu.be/Kso4kDBaHxI

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

sharknado slashfic posted:

Lamar is definitely playing, the only things he cares about are football and poor decision making

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1288505567925940225

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
I think the Bengals should be given the 1st pick in every round again to finally prove once and for good that they will blow it. Then Eifert Posting can finally quit posting since he won't be watching anyway

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kalli posted:

Idea: Every team gets 1 ping pong ball for each loss they've had over the past 3 seasons.

So that gives:

36 - Giants 4.71% odds of #1 pick
34 - Browns 4.44%
33 - Bengals 4.31%
32 - Jets 4.18%
31 - Cardinals, Washington, Buccaneers, Raiders 4.05%
30 - Dolphins, Broncos 3.92%
29 - Lions 3.79%
27 - Jaguars, Colts 3.53%
25 - 49ers, Panthers 3.27%
24 - Falcons 3.14%
23 - Texans, Bears, Bills 3.01%
22 - Chargers 2.88%
21 - Packers, Titans, Cowboys 2.75%
18 - Seahakws 2.35%
17 - Steelers, Eagles 2.22%
16 - Vikings 2.09%
15 - Ravens, Rams 1.96%
14 - Chiefs 1.83%
12 - Patriots 1.57%
11 - Saints 1.44%

Then draw a draft order from that pool.

That Rams NFCCG loss should give us at least 10 more ping pong balls. :colbert:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I think that in the event of a canceled season, the #1 overall pick should go to the runner up of the most recent Super Bowl, whoever that might be

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Spoeank posted:

I think that in the event of a canceled season, the #1 overall pick should go to the runner up of the most recent Super Bowl, whoever that might be

How about we compromise and just go by who won the most Super Bowls since 1980. Reward success.

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