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Pentaro: May 5, 2013

An adversary appears!

# ? Jul 26, 2020 16:50

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# ? May 30, 2024 23:58

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Problem: there are no coins left in the US

Solution: Currency is crabs

Good idea or GREAT idea?

# ? Jul 26, 2020 19:25

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/734281263732752514/737007042862121021/video0_10.mp4

# ? Jul 26, 2020 20:05

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Slaan posted:

Problem: there are no coins left in the US

Solution: Currency is crabs

Good idea or GREAT idea?

It would lead to a lot of hoarding

# ? Jul 26, 2020 20:56

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

Please don't hurt Crab

# ? Jul 27, 2020 03:44

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Captain Hygiene posted:

It would lead to a lot of hoarding

More for the pile is a good thing :yeeclaw:

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:29

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Look I'm sorry driver but all I have is a king, can you break a king? looks like it'd be, uh, a dungeness and three hermits?

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:35

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Leperflesh posted:

Look I'm sorry driver but all I have is a king, can you break a king? looks like it'd be, uh, a dungeness and three hermits?

Finally, currency that matches my natural state.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:42

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Slaan posted:

More for the pile is a good thing

Sorry I didn't plan ahead, can you make change for a

P I L E ?

# ? Jul 27, 2020 04:52

Xenomrph: Dec 9, 2005; AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill

Captain Hygiene posted:

It would lead to a lot of hoarding

As if the wealthy don�t hoard their wealth already

# ? Jul 27, 2020 16:25

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

Xenomrph posted:

As if the wealthy don�t hoard their wealth already

Holy poo poo dude after posting with you for like 15 years I just realized your name is misspelled wtf I�m having a Berenstain Bears moment

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:15

Xenomrph: Dec 9, 2005; AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill

Bust Rodd posted:

Holy poo poo dude after posting with you for like 15 years I just realized your name is misspelled wtf I�m having a Berenstain Bears moment

The spelling is intentional, it�s a callback to my AOL days when I didn�t want a username with a bunch of numbers after it like xenomorph58237 or something

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:33

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Xenomrph posted:

The spelling is intentional, it�s a callback to my AOL days when I didn�t want a username with a bunch of numbers after it like xenomorph58237 or something

It also allows me to imagine that your full username is Xenomurph.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:45

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

Xenomorphs: They have a crusty exoskeleton and claws...

I think you can all imagine where I am going with this.

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:45

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/threateningcake/status/1287822134543147008?s=19

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:55

Xenomrph: Dec 9, 2005; AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill

Pentaro posted:

Xenomorphs: They have a crusty exoskeleton and claws...

I think you can all imagine where I am going with this.

Killer Crab Alien toy from the 90s:

# ? Jul 27, 2020 19:56

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

"Intelligence indicates they intend to touch the tip top, sir"

# ? Jul 28, 2020 03:58

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

cmalb

# ? Jul 28, 2020 17:35

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

# ? Jul 28, 2020 17:47

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Always save up your consumables door the giant robotic crab

The crab needs to be fed treats and health potions too, sometimes. No hoarding! :colbert:

# ? Jul 28, 2020 17:50

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Anyone would be lucky to have such a fine pet :unsmith:

# ? Jul 28, 2020 17:54

naem: May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/FCT0izc.mp4

# ? Jul 29, 2020 18:38

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

naem posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FCT0izc.mp4

are they eating a delicious hot dog?

# ? Jul 29, 2020 18:57

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

naem posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FCT0izc.mp4

CLAW D

# ? Jul 29, 2020 19:20

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

# ? Jul 29, 2020 20:19

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

im the idiot editor who thinks a lobster is an amphibian!!!

# ? Jul 29, 2020 20:31

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

This is the best thread on the forums rn. Thank you for making it and giving me joy everyday.

I love lobsters, they are so delicious.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 23:18

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I too enjoy our longcrab friends

# ? Jul 30, 2020 00:06

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

# ? Jul 30, 2020 00:15

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

im the idiot editor who thinks a lobster is an amphibian!!!

I'm the idiot copyeditor who thinks "amphibious" = "amphibian"

wait does that mean I'm.... you???

# ? Jul 30, 2020 04:57

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Leperflesh posted:

I'm the idiot copyeditor who thinks "amphibious" = "amphibian"

wait does that mean I'm.... you???

https://i.imgur.com/3rkwuNy.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2020 10:40

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

# ? Jul 30, 2020 12:55

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDQ6PzTJ3xe/?igshid=o44t411xq6d9

Look at this fancy fellow

# ? Jul 30, 2020 13:05

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

Crustpunk crab :yeeclaw:

# ? Jul 30, 2020 13:26

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.