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Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer
i'm the flash! pew pew pew

now make with the stew bitch, i'm space important and HANGRY

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

^^^^^^^ this is the worst beaten I've had in YEARS

People don't talk enough about "Mentat Analysis: I am moving at dangerous speed" Miles Teg and how he has to consume food like Andre the Giant to keep up with his caloric output.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I actually liked that, if it were possible for someone to have superhuman abilities, it makes sense that they would require a lot of food to sustain that level of energy.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Yeah, the superhuman caloric needs was a nice touch, and I appreciated how different the food was described for Teg vs the sisterhood. Really made it feel like Teg was on a distant planet wolfing down strange but delicious food while the sisterhood was eating poo poo we ancient savages would recognize immediately.

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



Zeniel posted:

Miles "Teg" Prower.

Evergreen posts for Tegchat.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Paul didn’t need kcals he’s jsut needed spice !!!

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



Paul did a 3 week water *of life fast, he's free of toxins, he lost 8 kilos, and his skin has never been clearer!

the_enduser
May 1, 2006

They say the user lives outside the net.



Dunc and donuts

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Prolonged Priapism posted:

Paul did a 3 week water *of life fast, he's free of toxins, he lost 8 kilos, and his skin has never been clearer!

Suk doctors hate him!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

5 and 6 are good as hell. Ranking them below children of dune and dune messiah is just pants on head stupid

I rank Messiah pretty drat high, mostly because it’s basically inextricably attached to Dune, and also because by being short and fast-paced it’s a real nice change up from the rest of the series.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

*slamming fork & knife on table*

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



this thread gonna explode in the best way when that trailer drops after 3 straight years of built up concentrated speculative shitposting stored in the balls




blue within blueballs posts

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Prolonged Priapism posted:

Evergreen posts for Tegchat.

Dunc 6 should base that scene off the one when Fry had too much coffee in futurama

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Miles Teg also took massive dumps because of his food intake. This was the one time in all this thread that a derail about poop would be appropriate. But no. Wiseasses.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



thread gonna go platinum

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



thread gonna go gold-pressed latinum

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



no-thread

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

phasmid posted:

Miles Teg also took massive dumps because of his food intake. This was the one time in all this thread that a derail about poop would be appropriate. But no. Wiseasses.

Shai hulud from his rear end

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



He shall know your shitposting ways as though born to them.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
thread gonna go plaid

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Plaid Rautha

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

skasion posted:

Suk doctors hate him!

Sandtrout?

In MY vagina??

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



kiimo posted:

Sandtrout?

In MY vagina??

It's more likely than you think!

Ardship of Cambry
Oct 22, 2008

skasion posted:

Suk doctors hate him!

One weirding trick invented by a Reverend Mom.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008


@TylerTheFacedancer

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



https://nullrouted.org/bongocatsmash.mp4

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I go to the movies once a year at most

I would go see Dune, just to see how little of it I understand even in movie form, and to shitpost about it later

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Gonna have to actually make a stillsuit to see this safely.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



[guy in line behind me sneezes] you wasted your moisture and disrespected me at the same time, for that you must die doubly

Just fights breaking out between Dune nerds in theaters all over the world

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Koirhor posted:

Gonna have to actually make a stillsuit to see this safely.

It's gonna be like 2.5 hours long so at least that way you won't have to get up to pee.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

lol at masked audience of duneo fans worldwide watching in disbelief as vain actors go maskless into the erg.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Leto II with sheeana in the desert: "still ain't got your flap on, eh?"

loving put your flap on

Edit: oops, meant siona

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

More than a woman

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Anne Frank Funk posted:

@TylerTheFacedancer

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006


gently caress lmao

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Happy 65th anniversary of the publishing of Dune

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

kiimo posted:

Happy 65th anniversary of the publishing of Dune

An augury. It is fitting.


e. vv Oh no, what's happening? :ohdear:

phasmid fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Aug 1, 2020

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

kiimo posted:

Happy 65th anniversary of the publishing of Dune

You may want to double check your math on that one.

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