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PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

Bismuth posted:

Welcome to tetanus town, baby

all the ones I seen are nice shiny chrome, can you still get something from those?

# ? Jul 31, 2020 04:26

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# ? May 30, 2024 18:44

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

You don't actually get tetanus from rusty metal. You get it from rusty metal that has been sitting in the dirt, which is actually where the bacteria live. The metal just works to introduce it into your system.

So if it's rusty metal bolted to the side of a truck, you're not going to get tetanus from it.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:08

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

You don't actually get tetanus from rusty metal. You get it from rusty metal that has been sitting in the dirt, which is actually where the bacteria live. The metal just works to introduce it into your system.

So if it's rusty metal bolted to the side of a truck, you're not going to get tetanus from it.

hold my beer

# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:11

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Memento posted:

You don't actually get tetanus from rusty metal. You get it from rusty metal that has been sitting in the dirt, which is actually where the bacteria live. The metal just works to introduce it into your system.

So if it's rusty metal bolted to the side of a truck, you're not going to get tetanus from it.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:24

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cojawfee posted:

# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:25

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Cojawfee posted:

# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:35

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Cojawfee posted:

beautiful

# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:37

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

ah neat, never knew those guys look like spikes too.

many microbes are cool

# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:56

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Cojawfee posted:

# ? Jul 31, 2020 06:34

Dirk the Average: Feb 7, 2012; "This may have been a mistake."

minato posted:

Probably a meth cook gone wrong.

"Shabu" is Japanese slang for meth.

I might be missing a joke here, but shabu-shabu restaurants are completely normal and all over the place?

# ? Jul 31, 2020 07:25

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

yeah, that was the "joke"

# ? Jul 31, 2020 07:43

Analytic Engine: May 18, 2009; not the analytical engine

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wWtZPGn.gifv

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/the-friend/

# ? Jul 31, 2020 08:44

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Boogoose posted:

For everyone finding this sort of vintage total disregard for risk, I'd suggest watching the following film, Gizmo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONwe96StEpA&t=19s

It's a bunch of archive footage of people doing foolish things for very little reason, other than the spirit, the mountain, and man's rexiphor.

Everyone in the thread needs to watch this! The pro-est of proclicks. Every minute is a new thing that is post worthy.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 11:57

GrandMaster: Aug 15, 2004; laidback

Swangers are ridiculous, bring back spinnaz

# ? Jul 31, 2020 12:19

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

You're not going to get tetanus because your tetanus shot is up to date, right?

# ? Jul 31, 2020 13:29

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/yorPFqz.mp4

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:01

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

No head/neck restraint and what kind of acceleration that person being subjected to?

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:17

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:20

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Looks like someone set up an industrial robot behind some row housing. Would love to know more.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:21

Xakura: Jan 10, 2019; A safety-conscious little mouse!

One error in the program file, and arms and legs go flying off

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:32

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

There has got to be a better way to catch flies.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:37

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:42

Ruflux: Jun 16, 2012

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wWtZPGn.gifv

The trampoline is a nice touch. Although Photonicinduction's original Washing Machine Self Destructs was quite possibly the originator of the genre and still one of the best in its class, I'll still say that the following is easily the best washing machine destruction video. It's really got everything in it that you'd possibly want: a dramatic arc, tension and a steady buildup to a peak that is unrivaled to this day. The Citizen Kane of washing machine destruction videos, if you will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:43

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Shake it baby!
:shepspends:

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:50

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mozi posted:

Before I kill bugs with my bug-assault gun, I always ask them "which flag you reppin?" and "claim your set homie!" before I start blasting.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:51

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Rj6sW2e.gifv

# ? Jul 31, 2020 15:38

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

KoRMaK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yorPFqz.mp4

These things are really scary because they have 0 safety sensors and will slam right in to you if you walk in to the path, and it's just following a pre-programmed sequence. There's also 0 cones in this video so I'm walking away from my computer for safety now

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:01

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

There was a similar video years ago but there I think they at least had the area closed off and there might've been a helmet. This looks like a very sketchy travelling circus thing where they'll set it up at your place for a party or something.

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jul 31, 2020

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:13

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

The only thing keeping you from cracking like an egg on the pavement is an embedded system running code stolen from StackOverflow.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:16

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

What a waste of potential they could've programmed it to keep the head centered on a stationary point of rotation to get really nausea inducing

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:18

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I like that it's also in some bullshit counsel home common area...it's got a real traveling circus vibe.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:18

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

KoRMaK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yorPFqz.mp4

So this started playing at the same time my coworkers streaming of Baker Street started, on their playlist.

10/10 would recommend.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:22

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

thepopmonster posted:

A wild OSHA appears!

(and, yes, the back was full of work stuff, but no decals, so it doesn't look like a big company - one of those independent cowboy types, I think)

Saw a biker with some horns strapped to his handlebars that were about as wide as a car. I can just imagine him snagging them on something as he is making a pass.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:32

Raymond T. Racing: Jun 11, 2019

gently caress SNEEP posted:

These things are really scary because they have 0 safety sensors and will slam right in to you if you walk in to the path, and it's just following a pre-programmed sequence. There's also 0 cones in this video so I'm walking away from my computer for safety now

If its safe enough for the brick people its safe enough to be in the back of a council house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaW1NubLYAM

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:33

CleverHans: Apr 25, 2011; Can't post for 8 years!

Ruflux posted:

The trampoline is a nice touch. Although Photonicinduction's original Washing Machine Self Destructs was quite possibly the originator of the genre and still one of the best in its class, I'll still say that the following is easily the best washing machine destruction video. It's really got everything in it that you'd possibly want: a dramatic arc, tension and a steady buildup to a peak that is unrivaled to this day. The Citizen Kane of washing machine destruction videos, if you will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8

This is, indeed, one of the most compelling youtube videos I have seen in quite awhile.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:48

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

KoRMaK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yorPFqz.mp4

Any chance maybe this video is sped up? Seems like the Lego one is at least a moderate speed. Not that it still couldn't instantly murder you if it chose to.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:59

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Could be. I found the video I was talking about, it's quite a bit slower (and no helmet though the area at least seems to be marked off) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoA-m5iHG9s

# ? Jul 31, 2020 17:02