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voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Pick posted:

Please tell me more about Ian McKellen's penis

when they filmed the "you have my sword" bit in fellowship, they had to leave out Gandalf joining with "and my staff" because McKellen refused to film it without whipping out his foot long hog, insisting that it was true to character and Gandalf would have named it his "staff"

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:30

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# ? May 26, 2024 09:05

Hispanic! At The Disco: Dec 25, 2011

dialhforhero posted:

This is good but a little unfair to Ian McKellan. Dude is decently fit.

He probably works out with Patrick Stewart.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:38

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

He probably works out with Patrick Stewart.

(Somewhat) Heterosexual life partners of my heart.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 21:39

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:23

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Cartoon Man posted:

Now, combine that with my habit of I don't pick up for unrecognized numbers either

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:39

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

pro tip: my door phone hasnt worked for 5 years

the only way to get in to get in touch with me is via forums pm, this includes my parents (stop filling up my inbox dad)

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:05

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

StillFullyTerrible posted:

these cubs were too old for him to kill off without risking injury to himself

I heard the cubs got a meerkat and warthog to help them.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:11

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

Zero One posted:

I heard the cubs got a meerkat and warthog to help them.

Hakuna mah-balls-a

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:12

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Super Soaker Party! posted:

Hakuna mah-balls-a

Pee is stored... in the past!

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:26

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I made this last night. It's better with sound.
https://i.imgur.com/isZ99SC.mp4

Poor Mr. Pig hasn't been the same since Treetrunks died.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:12

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I made this last night. It's better with sound.
https://i.imgur.com/isZ99SC.mp4

Sooo, what is it?

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:20

StillFullyTerrible: Feb 16, 2020; you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:05

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I am a meat popsicle.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:07

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

Phy posted:

Now, combine that with my habit of I don't pick up for unrecognized numbers either

Hell even numbers I know, you should know me well enough to know you should text me or use fb messenger or something instead.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:45

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Hell even numbers I know, you should know me well enough to know you should text me or use fb messenger or something instead.

Most of my friends know they should pick up if they see I�m calling, because if I�m actually making a phone call it is a dire emergency. Possibly the apocalypse.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:48

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Can�t have friends that try to call if you don�t have friends (taps head)

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:48

antisodachrist: Jul 24, 2007

# ? Aug 1, 2020 01:55

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I have not answered a phone in years.

E: I'm realizing I'd probably screw it up. I'd forget that it's common to say 'hello' and I'd just say "yeah?" or something. It would be a foreign experience to me like eating lobster or programming a VCR or sex.

E2 I kid of course. I can program a VCR.

RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 02:52 on Aug 1, 2020

# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:48

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

The Ape of Naples posted:

I have not answered a phone in years.

E: I'm realizing I'd probably screw it up. I'd forget that it's common to say 'hello' and I'd just say "yeah?" or something. It would be a foreign experience to me like eating lobster or programming a VCR or sex.

E2 I kid of course. I can program a VCR.

Answering the phone with "Who are you and what do you want?" leads to some long pauses as their bran processes that you didn't say "Hello" but it gets results.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:57

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Desert Bus posted:

Answering the phone with "Who are you and what do you want?" leads to some long pauses as their bran processes that you didn't say "Hello" but it gets results.

Too wordy.
E: I like not saying anything. Just silence until they speak first to see if anyone is on the line. It's how I show dominance. TBF they're always wrong numbers. No one calls me.
E2: "On the line" is obsolete. There should be an Obsolete Phrases thread.
E3: Yes I used the wrong "they're" I don;t care

RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 03:10 on Aug 1, 2020

# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:06

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

The Ape of Naples posted:

I have not answered a phone in years.

E: I'm realizing I'd probably screw it up. I'd forget that it's common to say 'hello' and I'd just say "yeah?" or something. It would be a foreign experience to me like eating lobster or programming a VCR or sex.

E2 I kid of course. I can program a VCR.

First 19 seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtUYWCmveE

# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:09

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

First 19 seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtUYWCmveE

This really hits too close to the bone. [not a euphemism]

# ? Aug 1, 2020 03:12

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Pick posted:

Please tell me more about Ian McKellen's penis

In King Lear he showed his dick and the world hasn't forgotten much like Colossus of Rhodes

# ? Aug 1, 2020 04:08

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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The Ape of Naples posted:

Too wordy.
E: I like not saying anything. Just silence until they speak first to see if anyone is on the line. It's how I show dominance. TBF they're always wrong numbers. No one calls me.
E2: "On the line" is obsolete. There should be an Obsolete Phrases thread.
E3: Yes I used the wrong "they're" I don;t care

An acquaintance used to answer the phone with, "Hello, is Dave there?" which would completely throw people.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 04:37

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

I answer like Mr Burns "ahoy ahoy!?"

# ? Aug 1, 2020 10:04

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I answer like Mr Burns "ahoy ahoy!?"

Funny thing is that's actually an obscure joke about how old Mr Burns is; Alexander Graham Bell intended that to be the standard phone greeting.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 10:28

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Funny thing is that's actually an obscure joke about how old Mr Burns is; Alexander Graham Bell intended that to be the standard phone greeting.

False.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 11:13

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

'Hello' was apparently a hunting call, and 'good day' 'how do you do' etc. Were the standard face-to-face greetings.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 12:23

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

Elfface posted:

'Hello' was apparently a hunting call, and 'good day' 'how do you do' etc. Were the standard face-to-face greetings.

Hello is an Adele song

# ? Aug 1, 2020 12:27

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Adele wouldn't be invented for another 30 or 40 years...

# ? Aug 1, 2020 13:21

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/rYhve4L.mp4

# ? Aug 1, 2020 13:39

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Aug 1, 2020 13:45

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Randaconda posted:

Maize-E? Sounds like they're very cornfusing.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 13:55

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beachcomber posted:

Maize-E? Sounds like they're very cornfusing.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 13:59

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Funny thing is that's actually an obscure joke about how old Mr Burns is; Alexander Graham Bell intended that to be the standard phone greeting.

That's fantastic!

# ? Aug 1, 2020 14:21

Der Kyhe: Jun 25, 2008

Beachcomber posted:

Maize-E? Sounds like they're very cornfusing.

That pun is a Duke-tastrophe.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 14:22

funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

Elfface posted:

'Hello' was apparently a hunting call, and 'good day' 'how do you do' etc. Were the standard face-to-face greetings.

It was View Halloo which I think Edison misheard something over the phone as halloo and figured it would work better than ahoy. A few years later the women who were working as switch board operators were Called Hello-Girls.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 14:44