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We're an anarcrystal collective, and we choose to associate with each other on a voluntary democratic basis, not because the government has forced us to. Now give us back the crystal, you'll only deplete the charge with your bad commie vibes
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 17:33 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 18:28 |
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hell is playing with a dog for all eternity theyre not gonna get tired. youll be throwing that frisbee/stick/whatever until your arms fall off and then youll be throwing your arms.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 18:32 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 18:41 |
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But what about all the ones I had to put down? Edit: serious post this comic had the opposite effect it was meant to
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 19:10 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:hell is playing with a dog for all eternity Where do I sin up?
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 20:18 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:hell is playing with a dog for all eternity Your gonna get fukken jacked tho
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 20:25 |
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Until your arms fall off
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 20:25 |
DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:Until your arms fall off no wonder the cherubim get four
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 20:35 |
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Jacking until my arms fall off sounds like heaven.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 21:15 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Jacking until my arms fall off sounds like heaven. until it becomes hell
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 22:47 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:hell is playing with a dog for all eternity why do they not get tired but we would?
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 22:51 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Why, Exact.? Why not?
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 22:51 |
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Medieval Medic posted:why do they not get tired but we would? dogs don't get tired of playing as it is but your arm gonna fall off tired or no
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 22:52 |
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Medieval Medic posted:why do they not get tired but we would? Because it's hell.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 22:52 |
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No one gets to heaven until Judgement Day. Dog or not. Everyone is just dead until Armageddon which might be millions of years away. The concept of any sort of afterlife, good or bad, until the end of the world is anti-biblical.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 22:58 |
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Okay but would I be forgiven? He looked at me with such betrayal as the vet gave him those shots
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 22:59 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:No one gets to heaven until Judgement Day. Dog or not. Can I join the skeleton army instead?
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 23:05 |
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I don't know if it's biblical, but I want to fight in the Blood War after I'm dead. That guy from Planescape: Torment is there, too.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 23:07 |
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Cartoon Man posted:Can I join the skeleton army instead? it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 23:10 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:No one gets to heaven until Judgement Day. Dog or not. Yeah, but what isn't?
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 23:12 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Yeah, but what isn't? Genocide, slavery, misogyny, etc. Lots of options if you're the creative type.
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# ? Aug 1, 2020 23:14 |
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Surec posted:Where do I sin up?
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 00:15 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 00:31 |
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Hell is other people. But also it's the state of the human soul amidst the self-imposed absence of God's grace. And there is a pub called Hell near where I live.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 00:36 |
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No such thing as a soul, nerds. Lotta deadsonas itt
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:33 |
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Paladinus posted:Hell is other people. Did Sartre really say all three of those things? He was a strange man.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:38 |
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Phlegmish posted:Did Sartre really say all three of those things? He was a strange man. He and his crabs
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:48 |
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Ah, if there were multiple authors, that explains the inconsistencies.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 01:50 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 17:31 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 18:50 |
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cat owners are doomed
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:00 |
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I don't know what you're talking about, my cat loves me and constantly begs for attention and love.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:04 |
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Mine runs in from her bedroom to mine yeowling for pets whenever I come home :3
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:09 |
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Is it love or merely co-dependence? I'm not telling.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:09 |
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Who What Now posted:I don't know what you're talking about, my cat loves me and constantly begs for attention and love. Your cat is going to look you in the eye, and then slowly push you right off of your cloud.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:15 |
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Cats want our company, whether for pets or just to know that they're shunning us. Unfortunately, all cats go to hell.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:29 |
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My cat loved me from when she was a kitten to when she died, and I will loving punch anyone trying to tell me different.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:37 |
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Cats, unlike dogs, were never actually domesticated, their relationship with humans is a transactional one. Just like people at a job, some put a lot of effort in and some just coast by with as little effort as possible.
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:42 |
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I find it so strange that people wilfully draw themselves with such loving awful facial hair
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# ? Aug 2, 2020 19:44 |