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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



We're an anarcrystal collective, and we choose to associate with each other on a voluntary democratic basis, not because the government has forced us to. Now give us back the crystal, you'll only deplete the charge with your bad commie vibes

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hell is playing with a dog for all eternity

theyre not gonna get tired. youll be throwing that frisbee/stick/whatever until your arms fall off and then youll be throwing your arms.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:yaycloud:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



But what about all the ones I had to put down?

Edit: serious post this comic had the opposite effect it was meant to

rocketbrah
Sep 24, 2003

it's peanut butter
⚡ MORPHIN' TIME ⚡

Carthag Tuek posted:

hell is playing with a dog for all eternity

theyre not gonna get tired. youll be throwing that frisbee/stick/whatever until your arms fall off and then youll be throwing your arms.

Where do I sin up?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Carthag Tuek posted:

hell is playing with a dog for all eternity

theyre not gonna get tired. youll be throwing that frisbee/stick/whatever until your arms fall off and then youll be throwing your arms.

Your gonna get fukken jacked tho

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Until your arms fall off

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Until your arms fall off

no wonder the cherubim get four

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Jacking until my arms fall off sounds like heaven.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Push El Burrito posted:

Jacking until my arms fall off sounds like heaven.

until it becomes hell

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Carthag Tuek posted:

hell is playing with a dog for all eternity

theyre not gonna get tired. youll be throwing that frisbee/stick/whatever until your arms fall off and then youll be throwing your arms.

why do they not get tired but we would?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Why, Exact.?

Why not?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Medieval Medic posted:

why do they not get tired but we would?

dogs don't get tired of playing as it is

but your arm gonna fall off tired or no

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Medieval Medic posted:

why do they not get tired but we would?

Because it's hell.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

No one gets to heaven until Judgement Day. Dog or not.

Everyone is just dead until Armageddon which might be millions of years away.

The concept of any sort of afterlife, good or bad, until the end of the world is anti-biblical.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Okay but would I be forgiven? He looked at me with such betrayal as the vet gave him those shots

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


FreudianSlippers posted:

No one gets to heaven until Judgement Day. Dog or not.

Everyone is just dead until Armageddon which might be millions of years away.

The concept of any sort of afterlife, good or bad, until the end of the world is anti-biblical.

Can I join the skeleton army instead?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't know if it's biblical, but I want to fight in the Blood War after I'm dead. That guy from Planescape: Torment is there, too.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Cartoon Man posted:

Can I join the skeleton army instead?

it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

FreudianSlippers posted:

No one gets to heaven until Judgement Day. Dog or not.

Everyone is just dead until Armageddon which might be millions of years away.

The concept of any sort of afterlife, good or bad, until the end of the world is anti-biblical.

Yeah, but what isn't?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Grendels Dad posted:

Yeah, but what isn't?

Genocide, slavery, misogyny, etc. Lots of options if you're the creative type.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Surec posted:

Where do I sin up?

Musluk
May 23, 2011





Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Hell is other people.

But also it's the state of the human soul amidst the self-imposed absence of God's grace.

And there is a pub called Hell near where I live.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
No such thing as a soul, nerds.

Lotta deadsonas itt

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Paladinus posted:

Hell is other people.

But also it's the state of the human soul amidst the self-imposed absence of God's grace.

And there is a pub called Hell near where I live.

Did Sartre really say all three of those things? He was a strange man.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Phlegmish posted:

Did Sartre really say all three of those things? He was a strange man.

He and his crabs

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ah, if there were multiple authors, that explains the inconsistencies.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

cat owners are doomed

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I don't know what you're talking about, my cat loves me and constantly begs for attention and love.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Mine runs in from her bedroom to mine yeowling for pets whenever I come home :3

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is it love or merely co-dependence?

I'm not telling.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Who What Now posted:

I don't know what you're talking about, my cat loves me and constantly begs for attention and love.

Your cat is going to look you in the eye, and then slowly push you right off of your cloud.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Cats want our company, whether for pets or just to know that they're shunning us.

Unfortunately, all cats go to hell.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
My cat loved me from when she was a kitten to when she died, and I will loving punch anyone trying to tell me different.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Cats, unlike dogs, were never actually domesticated, their relationship with humans is a transactional one. Just like people at a job, some put a lot of effort in and some just coast by with as little effort as possible.

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Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows


I find it so strange that people wilfully draw themselves with such loving awful facial hair

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