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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

King Possum III posted:

That's the way I remember it too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5vyZKY7SB0

lmao that thud

# ? Jul 28, 2020 23:32

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# ? May 25, 2024 18:55

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

https://youtu.be/c7OIhhAyD7g

# ? Jul 29, 2020 00:11

Father Wendigo: Sep 28, 2005; This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Anyone have a link to Hank and the boys carrying a coffin in the style of those funeral dancers with the music remixed to sound like the KotH guitar riff?

# ? Jul 29, 2020 16:01

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Such a cursed video should not be consumed by human eyes.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 16:55

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Starts playing Taps at Buckley's funeral aaaaaand it morphs into Feel So Good.

this still kills me every time, so good

# ? Jul 29, 2020 17:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

GolfHole posted:

Such a cursed video should not be consumed by human eyes.

It's good, sorry you suck

# ? Jul 29, 2020 17:15

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's good, sorry you suck

Thank you.

# ? Jul 29, 2020 17:17

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Father Wendigo posted:

Anyone have a link to Hank and the boys carrying a coffin in the style of those funeral dancers with the music remixed to sound like the KotH guitar riff?

Found it
https://youtu.be/j57PX6xtbOk

# ? Jul 29, 2020 17:23

Father Wendigo: Sep 28, 2005; This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Hihohe posted:

Found it
https://youtu.be/j57PX6xtbOk

Bless you, friend! :haw:

# ? Jul 29, 2020 18:14

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

lol

# ? Jul 29, 2020 18:15

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

It's weird to see something and think "that's what I want at my funeral"

# ? Jul 29, 2020 22:07

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

# ? Jul 30, 2020 03:54

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

https://i.imgur.com/DJ35aq3.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2020 03:56

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jul 30, 2020

# ? Jul 30, 2020 07:33

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

The White Dragon posted:

I bet Hank Hill knows where his temples are, though.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 22:34

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Can we just limit threads to one anime each please

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:06

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Another Bill posted:

Can we just limit threads to one anime each please

only if we limit it to one Bill

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:16

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

# ? Aug 1, 2020 04:18

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Crackheads and debutantes.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 05:25

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Pham Nuwen posted:

I bet Hank Hill knows where his temples are, though.

you better believe it

# ? Aug 1, 2020 05:40

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

SUNDAY!

_{and saturday}

# ? Aug 1, 2020 05:46

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Bobby, Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late '80s after people stopped buying his records.

This is one my favourite jokes in the show, it's so dark.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 05:59

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Bobby, Al Yankovich blew his brains out in the late '80s after people stopped buying his records.

This is one my favourite jokes in the show, it's so dark.

I think Weird Al plays the clip at his concerts too.

# ? Aug 1, 2020 09:24

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Detective No. 27 posted:

Crackheads and debutantes.

And most of em play for the Cowboys

(A line that got weirder over time as Hank's idolization of the team got way more pronounced)

# ? Aug 1, 2020 17:14

you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

Well, as he says, Cowboys will be Cowboys

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:06

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

"An all Texas Super Bowl.... thy will be done."

# ? Aug 2, 2020 03:08

Atomic Robo-Kid: Aug 18, 2008; .Blast.Processing.

BigDave posted:

I think Weird Al plays the clip at his concerts too.

Ive always loved this joke cause I imagine he has met Mike Judge in person.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 04:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cosmik Slop posted:

And most of em play for the Cowboys

(A line that got weirder over time as Hank's idolization of the team got way more pronounced)

There's nothign weird about that lol

# ? Aug 2, 2020 15:13

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

"Peggy I've already decided which country we're going to spend our vacation in. The USA. And the state? Texas. The town? Denton. And I don't care what their police did to that cyclist it's still a good town."

# ? Aug 2, 2020 15:15

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

PinheadSlim posted:

"Peggy I've already decided which country we're going to spend our vacation in. The USA. And the state? Texas. The town? Denton. And I don't care what their police did to that cyclist it's still a good town."

That joke got 10x darker after that biker bar shootout.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 15:24

King Possum III: Feb 15, 2016

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"I didn't drown that boy!"

# ? Aug 2, 2020 21:09

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

I dunno if they�re lost to time but I remember after part 1 of the meglomart explosion episode Fox was airing promos hyping up that one of four characters were gonna die (Hank, Luanne, Chuck, & Buckley) and they had interviews with each for them to argue why they didn�t think they were dead.

Chuck declared he couldn�t be dead as no show kills off guest actors, and the interviewers pointed out Murder She Wrote did that every week and Chuck got scared.

# ? Aug 2, 2020 22:35

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I dunno if they’re lost to time but I remember after part 1 of the meglomart explosion episode Fox was airing promos hyping up that one of four characters were gonna die (Hank, Luanne, Chuck, & Buckley) and they had interviews with each for them to argue why they didn’t think they were dead.

Chuck declared he couldn’t be dead as no show kills off guest actors, and the interviewers pointed out Murder She Wrote did that every week and Chuck got scared.

Hahaha this is wonderful, and now I want to see it.

I'd assume that kind of thing would've made it to the dvd sets, right?

# ? Aug 2, 2020 23:55

Hyrax Attack!: Jan 13, 2009; We demand to be taken seriously

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hahaha this is wonderful, and now I want to see it.

I'd assume that kind of thing would've made it to the dvd sets, right?

Nah I own the DVDs and checked, they aren�t as richly featured as Simpsons. Sometimes they have a few deleted scenes but that�s it. Dang it, I want to see them too as that Silver Surfer promo someone found was gold.

Also I dunno if it�s been mentioned in the thread but the book �That Boy Ain�t Right� is 100% worth your time. It�s all original and written by their A list staff when they were in their prime and is ridiculously great. I remember Hank�s tips for dealing with the deaths of pets:

-turtle: keep moving the shell around, if careful you can keep it up for years

-goldfish: tell boy he has a rare dividing goldfish that is in the process and shouldn�t be disturbed. Switch it out for two goldfish and he won�t believe his luck.

-cat: tell him the cat died who cares

-dog: you�ll be too busy dealing with your own grief to worry about anything else

# ? Aug 3, 2020 01:07

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

BigDave posted:

That joke got 10x darker after that biker bar shootout.

I think that was Waco

Unless there was another biker bar shootout

# ? Aug 3, 2020 22:15

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Goddamn peggy secretly drugging hank is sooooooooo bad

# ? Aug 8, 2020 20:42

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That episode is so good however

# ? Aug 8, 2020 20:43