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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I drank probly about twice as much booze as I should on a Monday night and I'm still silently screaming in existential horror.




It's gonna be a long night.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Eifert Posting posted:

I drank probly about twice as much booze as I should on a Monday night and I'm still silently screaming in existential horror.




It's gonna be a long night.

Cool man

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
i remember my first mikes hard lemonade

anyway the vikings extended rick spielman and heck, it's a good decision. It's been nice to have a level of stability as an organization for the first time in forever, even if they'll never win the super bowl.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/JeffMillerLAT/status/1290418237138640896?s=19

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

I drank probly about twice as much booze as I should on a Monday night and I'm still silently screaming in existential horror.




It's gonna be a long night.

Two things. Nobody will stop you from going to bed at 8.



But also nobody will stop you from having another.



edit:


The Beast With Two Legs



edit 2: lol


https://www.instagram.com/p/CDcLC4lj9mD/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

kiimo fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Aug 4, 2020

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

So out of character for Bosa to just die out there

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kiimo posted:

Two things. Nobody will stop you from going to bed at 8.



But also nobody will stop you from having another.



edit:


The Beast With Two Legs



edit 2: lol


https://www.instagram.com/p/CDcLC4lj9mD/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

the old joke of "if i die under this bench put on more weights before the cops arrive"

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1290382306918662151?s=19

Man seeing Josh Allen play definitely instills me with hope

“I hope that doesn’t get intercepted”

“I hope it isn’t a concussion”

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1290455693372399623

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

fartknocker posted:

“If he can keep his job while being this terrible, imagine what I can do!”

He was pretty good for a rookie. Led rookies in sacks with 10.5. Second best rookie DE last year after Crosby.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

MrLogan posted:

He was pretty good for a rookie. Led rookies in sacks with 10.5. Second best rookie DE last year after Crosby.
No, no, that's The Good Josh Allen. They're talking about The Bad Josh Allen.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

NFL N/V August: Happy Birthday, Too

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
All those Haley gifs but the best one of all is missing, unfortunately I cannot find it so if anyone has "Todd Haley in 'Bullshit Call'" please post

"That was a bullshit call, Joe! Bullshit call! That's two bullshit calls! The interference call was a bullshit call, and THAT now was a bullshitcall!"

Phyein fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Aug 4, 2020

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1290465932670832640

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Was wondering if the Patriots had a non white starting QB before this year and I guess not

This is a neat article about each team’s first black QB

https://theundefeated.com/features/first-black-starting-quarterback-for-each-nfl-team-geno-smith/amp/

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Brisket started for the pats

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Eifert Posting posted:

I drank probly about twice as much booze as I should on a Monday night and I'm still silently screaming in existential horror.




It's gonna be a long night.

we all deal with bengals football in our own ways. no judgement

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Season cancelled after first team outbreak

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1290442520439160832?s=20

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Metapod posted:

Brisket started for the pats

He did pretty okay, too

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Who the gently caress is going to want to play when their team is 2-8 and the virus is raging across the country?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SirPablo posted:

Who the gently caress is going to want to play when their team is 2-8 and the virus is raging across the country?

Mitch Trubisky

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Keith Atherton posted:

Was wondering if the Patriots had a non white starting QB before this year and I guess not

This is a neat article about each team’s first black QB

https://theundefeated.com/features/first-black-starting-quarterback-for-each-nfl-team-geno-smith/amp/

I was 9 when Warren Moon started for the Chiefs, I thought it might have legitimately been Quinn Gray in one of the really lovely seasons like 10 years later

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SirPablo posted:

Who the gently caress is going to want to play when their team is 2-8 and the virus is raging across the country?

Don't worry, we'll never get 10 games deep.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I know not with what teams Super Bowl LV will be played, but Super Bowl LVI will be played with sticks and stones.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/sgellison/status/1290435052808151040

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

SirPablo posted:

Who the gently caress is going to want to play when their team is 2-8 and the virus is raging across the country?

drat, I thought I could own Cousins with one of his tweets responding to this, no such luck.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Of course the season Bill's roster finally seems beatable football is canceled

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i thought you said the Bills for a sec. that was freaking crazy when i thought that.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Barudak posted:

Of course the season Bill's roster finally seems beatable football is canceled

None of the Patriots vets want to put up with Bill's poo poo without the benefit of playing with Tom Brady lmao

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1290626588749582337?s=19

hell yeah

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

D-LINK posted:

None of the Patriots vets want to put up with Bill's poo poo without the benefit of playing with Tom Brady lmao

That’s probably part of it and I endorse it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



it didn't stop baseball you really think the nfl will be any smarter

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I eagerly await them trying to punish players for talking on the field or exchanging jerseys after a game where they spent 3 hours in close contact with literally dozens of other people on their team and their opponents.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/1289285758868692992?s=20
Count the number of people not wearing masks correctly.

:negative:

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

I wouldn’t say I like Gronk, but he is entertaining.

https://twitter.com/buccaneers/status/1290380102652567553?s=21

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

You can't opt out if your family starts contracting COVID, only if they're hospitalized or die because if it.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1290609338797699074

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Edit: gently caress

Gatts fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Aug 4, 2020

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

This feels unnatural. Like the order of things.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Diva Cupcake posted:

You can't opt out if your family starts contracting COVID, only if they're hospitalized or die because if it.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1290609338797699074

Man and here I thought it couldn’t possibly be worse than baseball

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
what the actual gently caress (that's Jonathan Taylor on the right)

https://twitter.com/ballblastFB/status/1290468290431721477

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