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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


my joke about green berets embedding in taliban units to fight isis is gonna come true

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Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

PookBear posted:

my joke about green berets embedding in taliban units to fight isis is gonna come true

Maybe we should just arm them to keep up the 30 year cycle of arming - leaving - invading cuz they have arms?

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009



This peace deal is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

LingcodKilla posted:

Lyndon Johnson would dick slap him for saying his name.

LBJ wouldn't be slapping anyone. From Caro's book, Means of Ascent:

quote:

One prominent aspect of Lyndon Johnson's makeup, particularly notable because of the rough-and-tumble world in which he had been raised, was his attitude toward physical danger, real or imagined. To Johnson City boys, wrestling and fistfights were normal parts of growing up. Lyndon Johnson had displayed a conspicuous hesitancy and timidity at participating in these activities, or at riding an unruly horse or diving from a not very high bank into the Pedernales River-at any of the routine roughhousing of youth. And at college, if a fellow student, antagonized by him, approached him to fight, Johnson would immediately, without a single gesture of resistance, fall back on a bed and kick his feet in the air with a frantic windmilling motion to keep his foe away, while yelling, "If you hit me, I'll kick you! If you hit me, I'll kick you!"-a scene which astonished other students, one of whom says: "Every kid in the State of Texas had fights then, but he wouldn't fight. He was an absolute physical coward."

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

I’m watching this Axios interview with Trump and I daresay that I’ve come to the conclusion that I won’t be voting for him in November.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I’m watching this Axios interview with Trump and I daresay that I’ve come to the conclusion that I won’t be voting for him in November.

But what if he makes a national park Jewish?

Every day his brain leaks more out of his mouth and it's amazing. I actually said OH MY GOD out loud.

https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1290663954419798016?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Aug 4, 2020

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

LBJ wouldn't be slapping anyone. From Caro's book, Means of Ascent:

It took me a second to get to Robert Caro from Kevin Dawes.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://youtu.be/zaaTZkqsaxY?t=1547

This segment where he talks about Ghislaine Maxwell is just so much :stonk: and :stare:

I just... what

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Possible Ammo Depot explosion in Beirut:

https://twitter.com/zainabhijazi97/status/1290669240173965313?s=20

https://twitter.com/tayyaraoun1/status/1290669542910369796?s=20

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Aug 4, 2020

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

:stare:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Holy poo poo, nice mushroom cloud

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That looks unpleasant.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

:stonk: That's gonna be a safety briefing.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

BigDave posted:

:stonk: That's gonna be a safety briefing.

Pretty sure all the people needing a briefing are permanently safe now.

Wasn't an Ammo Depot, apparently there was a fuel ship on fire, and it spread to some Grain/Fertilizer silos.

https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1290676260264448000?s=20

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/AbirGhattas/status/1290671474269986822

Based on wikimapia that building may have been a grain silo, which are very volatile and prone to explosion

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Grain explossions are super no joke lol

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://youtu.be/zaaTZkqsaxY?t=1547

This segment where he talks about Ghislaine Maxwell is just so much :stonk: and :stare:

I just... what

I kept watching this and just what the gently caress

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Grain dust explosions are serious but nowhere close to that fast, the fertilizer warehouse theory though tracks with all the classic mega-explosions

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

A Bad Poster posted:

I kept watching this and just what the gently caress

It reminded me of the Sopranos, when Junior was waist deep in Alzheimer's and kept repeating himself.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

shame on an IGA posted:

Grain dust explosions are serious but nowhere close to that fast, the fertilizer warehouse theory though tracks with all the classic mega-explosions

Yeah, I'm guessing fertilizer imports improperly stored in the grain silo.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/SVNewsAlerts/status/1290674216623366144?s=19

May have been fireworks. The :tinfoil: argument could be that Israel hit a warehouse in the port because it had a weapon shipment for Hizballah inside - since 2013, they’ve hit a bunch of targets (warehouses and convoys near Damascus and Homs) in Syria for transferring weapons to Hizballah, and in recent days there has been some activity between Hizballah and IDF near Southern Lebanon.

I really, really hope this was a horrifying industrial accident or else it’s going to be a loving hellish few weeks in the Middle East.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
There was also some sort of firework warehouse. There's another video where a user is filming that prior to the big bang and you can see all sorts of fireworks going off.


https://twitter.com/SVNewsAlerts/st...ingawful.com%2F

e:f;b.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/AbirGhattas/status/1290671474269986822

Based on wikimapia that building may have been a grain silo, which are very volatile and prone to explosion

This account also has some footage from the ground now, it's looking 9/11 level

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/SVNewsAlerts/status/1290674216623366144?s=19

May have been fireworks. The :tinfoil: argument could be that Israel hit a warehouse in the port because it had a weapon shipment for Hizballah inside - since 2013, they’ve hit a bunch of targets (warehouses and convoys near Damascus and Homs) in Syria for transferring weapons to Hizballah, and in recent days there has been some activity between Hizballah and IDF near Southern Lebanon.

I really, really hope this was a horrifying industrial accident or else it’s going to be a loving hellish few weeks in the Middle East.

Ho-leee poo poo. :stare:

Yeah, that's not at all what grain silos do.
Good lord, that shockwave in the last video just straight-up vaporizing everything in the foreground.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

They must have had an absolutely insane quantity of mixed flash powder stored in bulk for that to be a fireworks factory explosion. No way in hell it was a fireworks warehouse explosion, that was just the trigger for whatever went big boom

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Duzzy Funlop posted:

Ho-leee poo poo. :stare:

Yeah, that's not at all what grain silos do.
Good lord, that shockwave in the last video just straight-up vaporizing everything in the foreground.

Jesus

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

This video has a good angle to see how far out the vaporizing went. You can scroll it for slow-mode https://twitter.com/borzou/status/1290675854767513600?s=20

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

stuxracer posted:

This video has a good angle to see how far out the vaporizing went. You can scroll it for slow-mode https://twitter.com/borzou/status/1290675854767513600?s=20

I mean, there is no :stare: :stare:-enough, but someone explain this to me: Sound travels slower than the actual blast. What is that impact-thump hitting almost simultanously with the explosion?
Is that a loving seismic wave?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Per a Lebanese General inspect the site, the warehouse was used to store seized high explosive contraband and a lot of it had been there for years.

https://twitter.com/LBCI_NEWS/status/1290691079159848961?s=20

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I mean, there is no :stare: :stare:-enough, but someone explain this to me: Sound travels slower than the actual blast. What is that impact-thump hitting almost simultanously with the explosion?
Is that a loving seismic wave?

I do believe if is.

Sound travels much faster in rock than in air.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CommieGIR posted:

Per a Lebanese General inspect the site, the warehouse was used to store seized high explosive contraband and a lot of it had been there for years.

https://twitter.com/LBCI_NEWS/status/1290691079159848961?s=20

Yeah that’ll do it.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CommieGIR posted:

Per a Lebanese General inspect the site, the warehouse was used to store seized high explosive contraband and a lot of it had been there for years.

https://twitter.com/LBCI_NEWS/status/1290691079159848961?s=20

So a firework factory was next to a impounded explosive warehouse, which was next to a grain silo.

Were they also next to a oily rag wholesaler and kerosene distillery?

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

BigDave posted:

So a firework factory was next to a impounded explosive warehouse, which was next to a grain silo.

Were they also next to a oily rag wholesaler and kerosene distillery?

Diesel depot and fertilizer storage would be a bingo.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Yeah the fishy factor on this just went up by like 10,000. Who the gently caress stores confiscated HE at a loving port “for years?”

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Please continue boomtalk, but a quick interruption:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1290692768675901440?s=19

https://twitter.com/NickRiccardi/status/1290695927804694530?s=19

He's hosed himself from using a vote-by-mail system well-honed by Republicans over years in Florida and only now realized it. Carry on!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Who the gently caress admits to storing high explosives that have just highly exploded at a port for years?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

Who the gently caress admits to storing high explosives that have just highly exploded at a port for years?

Who knows, there's a conspiracy theory that this warehouse district was implicated in Hezbollah's precision missile program.

No evidence of that so far, nor evidence of an airstrike.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Platystemon posted:

Who the gently caress admits to storing high explosives that have just highly exploded at a port for years?

Deflection- there will have been something dumb as gently caress like a missile storage plant

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Wouldnt you not want your impounded he silo to be in densley populated areas?

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Defenestrategy posted:

Wouldnt you not want your impounded he silo to be in densley populated areas?

Isn't the coastal levant densely populated as hell

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