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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Man and here I thought it couldn’t possibly be worse than baseball

Lmao why would you ever think that.

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Android Apocalypse posted:

https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/1289285758868692992?s=20
Count the number of people not wearing masks correctly.

:negative:

I guess it makes sense to have it pulled down when you’re running drills as long as everyone is the correct distance apart, then it’s easy to pull back up when you’re in a huddle or w/e. Then it shows them all in a circle and everyone with their masks down and :negative: is spot on.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lmao why would you ever think that.

I’m a big loving idiot.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1290682044423581700?s=20

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

That's a pretty dorky response.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Dude could work for WWE.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Diva Cupcake posted:

That's a pretty dorky response.


Silly Burrito posted:

Dude could work for WWE.

Checks out to me

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Diva Cupcake posted:

You can't opt out if your family starts contracting COVID, only if they're hospitalized or die because if it.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1290609338797699074

What the gently caress

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Diva Cupcake posted:

That's a pretty dorky response.

I think you mean the best response :colbert:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Minshew is definitely cringy enough to work in wrestling

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

The virus was scared of Minshew's dick, full stop.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Metapod posted:

Minshew is definitely cringy enough to work in wrestling

Excuse me that’s machismo and testicular fortitude.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Android Apocalypse posted:

https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/1289285758868692992?s=20
Count the number of people not wearing masks correctly.

:negative:

It's not like they're in contact with a bigwig who has Covid like a coach or something!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/BenStandig/status/1290391096217030658

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



lmao Jack Del Rio just watches OANN all day

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Everyone on that team should opt out.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Diva Cupcake posted:

You can't opt out if your family starts contracting COVID, only if they're hospitalized or die because if it.

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1290609338797699074

And the second line is vague enough to suggest that if a family member dies, but not definitively due to covid, then it's not opt-out worthy.

Any chance at all that Del Rio was implying he can't be an NFL coach and publically state "this is insane, cancel the season"?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Del Rio is from the little-known area of the country known as Rednecks Also Live In, California



Also I have yet to see the WFT acronym and not read it as What The gently caress, defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio on being accountable, and his tweets

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kalensc posted:


Any chance at all that Del Rio was implying he can't be an NFL coach and publically state "this is insane, cancel the season"?

Iirc Del Rio beat the poo poo out of a dude who he thought crossed the picket line during the 87 strike, so... maybe?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

'87 was before everyone caught Fox News brain worms

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

Iirc Del Rio beat the poo poo out of a dude who he thought crossed the picket line during the 87 strike, so... maybe?

This was Otis Taylor, hall of very good for his time Chiefs WR who was then working as a scout. He must have kept himself in pretty good shape, he'd retired 12 or 13 years earlier.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

kalensc posted:

Any chance at all that Del Rio was implying he can't be an NFL coach and publically state "this is insane, cancel the season"?

it

https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/1275599682488729600?s=20

seems

https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/1275594066366005260?s=20

unlikely

https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/1275596283957346304?s=20

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


kalensc posted:

Any chance at all that Del Rio was implying he can't be an NFL coach and publically state "this is insane, cancel the season"?

judge for yourself https://twitter.com/coachdelrio

edit: shouldn't have left this tab open

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SKULL.GIF posted:

judge for yourself https://twitter.com/coachdelrio

edit: shouldn't have left this tab open

lol

https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/1287975979072315392?s=20

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress Jack Del Rio

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

fartknocker posted:

gently caress Jack Del Rio

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/1290717849460396036?s=19

D'aww

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
I don't twitter much so thank you other posters for showing me just how much I agree with

fartknocker posted:

gently caress Jack Del Rio

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Getting all excited seeing the footage of Brady throwing at Bucs camp.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Getting all excited seeing the footage of Brady throwing at Bucs camp.

https://twitter.com/WFLAGabrielle/status/1290647153359106054?s=20

Shady, Brady, and Gronk is like a team you'd build in Madden......in 2012.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Getting all excited seeing the footage of Brady throwing at Bucs camp.

https://sports.theonion.com/hush-falls-over-patriots-camp-as-tom-bradys-first-10-pa-1819570914

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Only took 11 years for this to maybe be true.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Del Rio 100% wants everyone on prophylactic doses of any malaria drug and antibiotic that can be found.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1290735777970782215

lol this season is gonna be a poo poo show

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
If I was the family member of a player on the Lions, I’d be negative too.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Allen Hurns opted out as well.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
A little levity


https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1290736875477643264?s=21

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
These false-positives are going to seriously gently caress this poo poo up even more. Just imagine the conspiracy theories when a major starter misses a game due to a false positive test.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

These false-positives are going to seriously gently caress this poo poo up even more. Just imagine the conspiracy theories when a major starter misses a game due to a false positive test.

Hopefully Drew Brees in week 1.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
predictions of weekly false positives
week one - Tua Tagovailoa & Ryan Fitzpatrick
week two - Russell Wilson
week three - Derek Carr
week four - Patrick Mahomes
week five - Drew Lock
week six - NO FALSE POSITIVES, WEIRD
week seven - Jimmy Garoppolo
week eight - Josh Allen
week nine - Sam Darnold
week ten - Lamar Jackson
week eleven - Deshaun Watson
week twelve - Kyler Murray
week thirteen - Tyrod Taylor & Justin Herbert
week fourteen - Jared Goff
week fifteen - Tua Tagovailoa & Ryan Fitzpatrick again!
week sixteen - Josh Allen again(?)
week seventeen - Sam Darnold somehow... again!

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