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Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Images of the aftermath:

https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1290699977333841925
https://twitter.com/THE_47th/status/1290706978868793347

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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
You think that's bad? Some dickheads next door set off fireworks and hit my car.

There's a ding in there the size of a golf ball, that poo poo'll never come out.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
Yea. Thats uh really bad, assuming that was a busy area in the middle of the day, the casualty count is not gonna be pretty.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Holy poo poo. I was struggling for a point of reference to judge the scale. If you zoom in around the center you can see a semi truck. loving hell...

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Well that doesn't look too bad...
*camera pans left*
Oh gently caress.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Another video of the aftermath:

https://twitter.com/D_Tarczynski/status/1290711186959409152?s=20

bonelessdongs
Jul 17, 2019
I hate to say it but it's a shame it didn't happen in America and give us the greatest CSB video of all time a few years down the line

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have a distinct feeling you will regret typing that when something like that inevitably does happen in the US.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


That's the kind of explosion that condemns a whole lot of the outlying buildings as well.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

I wonder how far away from the blast people's windows got obliterated. Even if your house/apartment is intact and not completely leveled I can't imagine just having every piece of glass around you spontaneously explode.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SVNewsAlerts/status/1290708413744394247

https://twitter.com/Serxanerdogan/status/1290712292087066624

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

explosivo posted:

I wonder how far away from the blast people's windows got obliterated.

I dunno but it's probably a pretty big radius. I heard that people all the way in Cyprus had their windows rattle really hard. That's all over open water but still more than 100 miles away.

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010
So, uh. How big of a shipping port *was* Beirut?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

PinheadSlim posted:

I dunno but it's probably a pretty big radius. I heard that people all the way in Cyprus had their windows rattle really hard. That's all over open water but still more than 100 miles away.

local topography is probably gonna play a huge role in that and so it'll be really uneven

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
So we’re talking kilotons here, right?

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/1290722801012228096?s=19

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

I would be making GBS threads.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Post poste posted:

So, uh. How big of a shipping port *was* Beirut?

Not on the top 100 lists for passengers or cargo anyway

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

cda posted:

I would be making GBS threads.

heh. I would calmly and coolly regard the incoming shockwave over the top of my Blade shades, go "not today, Satan," and as the blast wave touched my body you would all realize it wasn't me but a log wearing my clothes. I am already in the basement, safe and sound thanks to my kawarimi no jutsu.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


cda posted:

I would be making GBS threads.

making GBS threads on the clock, pro move

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I would simply karate chop the shockwave, reversing it and sending it back the other way.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

heh. I would calmly and coolly regard the incoming shockwave over the top of my Blade shades, go "not today, Satan," and as the blast wave touched my body you would all realize it wasn't me but a log wearing my clothes. I am already in the basement, safe and sound thanks to my kawarimi no jutsu.

Well that’s a bit dramatic. I’d just step to the side and let the blast miss me.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I would simply lock the doors and windows, and calmly let the explosion wear itself out battering through my windshield.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

aphid_licker posted:

making GBS threads on the clock, pro move

The clock, the desk, the walls, the ceiling. Nothing would be safe.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

WarpedNaba posted:

I would simply lock the doors and windows, and calmly let the explosion wear itself out battering through my windshield.

:master:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Why didn't these people just call the police on the shockwave?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


e: ^^^ drat you, sir

WarpedNaba posted:

I would simply lock the doors and windows, and calmly let the explosion wear itself out battering through my windshield.

Call the police on the explosion while you're waiting

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

I'm no OSHA-expert, but even I can spot the problem there.


If that were in a movie, you would complain that it was over-the-top cartoonish.

WarpedNaba posted:

I would simply lock the doors and windows, and calmly let the explosion wear itself out battering through my windshield.
drat.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Why aren't they lowering the street so the explosion can pass over them?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Moo the cow posted:

If that were in a movie, you would complain that it was over-the-top cartoonish.

That doesn't even look like a movie explosion. That looks like nothing on Earth.

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Why aren't they lowering the street so the explosion can pass over them?

What if we put the explosion on a treadmill?

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

This video is insane, the building just flies apart

https://twitter.com/tobiaschneider/status/1290730820509081601

It looks like the port was very important as well

https://twitter.com/tobiaschneider/status/1290718056017276939

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

A significantly higher estimate of the yield of the explosion:

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1290736667733774337?s=19

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Insane videos still appearing online

https://twitter.com/air_intel/status/1290734832813838337

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Brown Moses posted:

This is the latest version of events coming from authorities in Beirut

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1290693115976744961
Same account says one of the warehouses housed confiscated sodium nitrate which caused the second detonation.

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1290698269421600770

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
So like 10% of hiroshima. Kinda feels more accurate than 250 tons.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Brown Moses posted:

This video is insane, the building just flies apart

https://twitter.com/tobiaschneider/status/1290730820509081601

holy poo poo

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

SpaceCadetBob posted:

So like 10% of hiroshima. Kinda feels more accurate than 250 tons.

She updates a bit further down the thread:

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1290747164226998272?s=19

That would be a quarter to a third of the atomic bombs dropped in WW2.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
5.9 kilotons would be the largest man made non nuclear explosion ever holy crap

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

It's very OSHA by the sounds of it

https://twitter.com/Josiensor/status/1290749177157345285

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't think we've seen it from the water side yet

https://twitter.com/FadyRoumieh/status/1290670721488900096

:piss:

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Aug 4, 2020

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