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THE ENTERGAGEMENT RIDE NEVER ENDS FOLKS
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 16:21 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 17:48 |
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azurite posted:Scooby Doobie Doo?! Wow. Goons knew. Looking forward to Nathan's interpretation of the comically large sandwich and the Scooby Snack and probably the Mocha Velma.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:01 |
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i can't wait for scooby snacks
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:09 |
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Mods change our title to MULTI-TOON ENTERGAGEMENT MEGATHREAD, we can no longer be constrained to just GarfieldEats.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:13 |
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this guy is going to fail at garfield food and succeed at scooby food and prove once and for all, all you need to get ahead in life is a really rich dad
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:18 |
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How do you not just call it ScoobySnacks SMDH
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:21 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:How do you not just call it ScoobySnacks SMDH I think there's already a trademarked Scooby Snacks product, our man is grabbing the scraps
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:25 |
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Imagining Nathen staring for nights on end at enormous wall of notes, trying figure out where GarfieldEats went wrong. Then in a eureeka moment his has a breakthrough. He grabs a marker, strikes the words "cartoon cat" from the equations on his whiteboard and writes "cartoon dog."
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:27 |
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Can't wait to get some Fred Bred and Velma Vittles
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:44 |
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The JabberJaw hot fish restaurant.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:47 |
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Nathen strolling out in a Velma sweater like
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:49 |
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I would have had a successful business too, if it weren't for you meddling customers! *looks around empty restaurant* Actually, I can't think of a better time to licence a media property that hinges on ripping masks off people. Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Aug 3, 2020 |
# ? Aug 3, 2020 17:53 |
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garfield eats has a .99c special for kids "a slice of garfield's face!" it's a thin crust pizza with broccoli and avocado on it. you know, cause kids love that stuff
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 18:29 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Imagining Nathen staring for nights on end at enormous wall of notes, trying figure out where GarfieldEats went wrong. Then in a eureeka moment his has a breakthrough. He grabs a marker, strikes the words "cartoon cat" from the equations on his whiteboard and writes "cartoon dog." Or "Cartoon Family"...SimpsonsEats? FlintstonesEats?
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 18:32 |
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nah it has to be from low-cost and franchise-dead cartoons most people don't like HeathcliffEats CaillouEats MarmadukeEats
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 18:34 |
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WoodyEats
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 18:37 |
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Eat at Doug's There's only two menu options, they're both cheeseburgers but one has lettuce. You spend 30 minutes reflecting anxiously on what getting the one with lettuce would mean to you until the loud waitress decides for you and you end up tripping and spilling it all over anyway, learning a valuable lesson that being decisive is more important than the actual decision.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 18:53 |
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i am entergaged
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 18:55 |
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So is he going to open a new location, or will ScoobyEATS just be half of the already tiny toronto location?
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 19:18 |
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Maybe. The post said scoobyEATS is supposed to be a grocery where you just buy hotdogs and coldcuts?
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 20:48 |
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my dog died im sad posted:Maybe. The post said scoobyEATS is supposed to be a grocery where you just buy hotdogs and coldcuts? IE a convenience store.
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 22:07 |
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He needs another creepy slogan for consistent cross synergic entrebranding
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 22:21 |
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LockhornEATS The Born LoserEATS Funky WinkerbeanEATS
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 22:29 |
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DagwoodEats..i mean it's right there.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagwood_sandwich#/media/File:Dagwood_Comics.jpg
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# ? Aug 3, 2020 22:47 |
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Autechresaint posted:DagwoodEats..i mean it's right there.. ah that looks good, this neighbourhood sorely needs a sandwich shop, and i'd probably purchase and eat that so of course it wont be so
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 00:56 |
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Agent Escalus posted:FlintstonesEats? This food tastes like yabba dabba doo-doo.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 02:08 |
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There actually is a Dagwood sub shop chain already. That was too obvious an idea not to act on decades ago I imagine. Not that I have ever seen one in real life or can possibly Goog to find out where they are
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 02:38 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:There actually is a Dagwood sub shop chain already. That was too obvious an idea not to act on decades ago I imagine. Not that I have ever seen one in real life or can possibly Goog to find out where they are Well i'll be. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dagwood-goes-into-sandwich-business/ 2006 too, crazy..
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:00 |
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Big Beef City posted:Can't wait to get some Fred Bred and Velma Vittles and a piping hot Scrappucino.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 06:26 |
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boo_radley posted:and a piping hot Scrappucino.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 17:53 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:There actually is a Dagwood sub shop chain already. That was too obvious an idea not to act on decades ago I imagine. Not that I have ever seen one in real life or can possibly Goog to find out where they are I bought a $7 Dagwood at an american IGA once and that fuckin thing fed me for three days A+ do recommend even if you feel a little like homer by the end
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 21:43 |
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Agent Escalus posted:FlintstonesEats?
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 23:50 |
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How could he betray his godfather Jim Davis by opening a dog restaurant?
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 00:28 |
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LSD at the gangbang posted:How could he betray his godfather Jim Davis by opening a dog restaurant? Hey he's got a lot of godfathers, okay?
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 00:34 |
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I hope Garfield shows up on the opening day of scoobyeats and kicks the dog off the table. Entergaging!
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 02:55 |
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someone got stabbed at the portuguese place across the street from garfieldfoods https://www.cp24.com/news/toronto-police-looking-for-suspect-after-man-stabbed-1.5051170 proving that even places where you might get stabbed attract more customers than garfieldbarfs
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 03:00 |
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Stabbed at GarfieldEATS There were no witnesses
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 03:42 |
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A Dagwood has been slang for a giant sandwich since the 1950s at least. Bc of the comic. A Dagwood is a giant sandwich
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 08:54 |
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everdave posted:A Dagwood has been slang for a giant sandwich since the 1950s at least. Bc of the comic. A Dagwood is a giant sandwich BCeats BroomhildaEats HiandLoisEats JrJumbleEats The possibilities are endless.
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 10:03 |
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DavidDeesEATS
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# ? Aug 5, 2020 13:24 |