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i have dirty's money, but despite my constant entreaties, he is quite worried
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- The X-man cometh
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I'm not sure I can improve on his last name, tbh
[e] But I just spent several minutes trying to decide whether 'Cockblower' works on not
Fear not, noble poster! For it doth!
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Jul 29, 2020 02:27
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peeing pants at work and hiding the wet spot on pants by starting a fire in a trashcan to set off the sprinklers
ushering in workers revolution all because billy Madison wasn’t there to tell ur colleagues that peeing ur pants is cool
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Jul 29, 2020 12:11
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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peer-reviewed academic journal devoted to internet trolling.
"that's just abelist as fu---- waaait, you're *the* deeznutz bonerlord, aren't you? published that paper on incorporating the avant-garde in cyberbullying last month? big, big fan."
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Jul 31, 2020 06:03
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- Prof. Crocodile
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pretty much every joke i think of belongs ITT, but i post them as threads anyway
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Jul 31, 2020 17:25
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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The Epistemological Implications of Turning On Your Monitor: An Exploratory Study
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Jul 31, 2020 18:38
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it's a free country u pervs
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dogs with male pattern baldness and the accompanying melancholy thereof
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jul 31, 2020 19:34
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The Epistemological Implications of Turning On Your Monitor: An Exploratory Study
sir, this is a panera bread: socioeconomic factors in shitpost code-switching
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Jul 31, 2020 19:41
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- The X-man cometh
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The Epistemological Implications of Turning On Your Mother: An Exploratory Study
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Jul 31, 2020 20:11
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- gary oldmans diary
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dogs with male pattern baldness and the accompanying melancholy thereof
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Aug 1, 2020 01:46
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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just look at that sad sack
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Aug 1, 2020 02:50
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what if "refrigerator" was the nice way of saying "refuckerator"
My refrigerator is definitely a refuckerator.
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Aug 2, 2020 23:54
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talking heads dogplay
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Aug 4, 2020 21:00
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Catholic churches augmenting income by installing snack bars called, "The Concessional."
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 5, 2020 03:30
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- The X-man cometh
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watching a billiards tournament being played with the rarely used full ruleset, known as williamiards
Extremely fancy cars like Rolls-Royce get lifted up by a hydraulic James
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Aug 6, 2020 05:40
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Snapping into a Svelte James whilst eating a bag of potato christophers
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Aug 6, 2020 15:36
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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i woke up just now and had an idea:
template available on request
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Aug 8, 2020 09:34
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what if he said I farted real bad, chief
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Aug 8, 2020 12:20
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what if he said I farted real bad, chief
hrm...
...i like it.
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Aug 8, 2020 12:59
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lmao
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Aug 8, 2020 13:29
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wait, wait, wait -- i can do one better:
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Aug 8, 2020 13:34
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superheroes with obscure fetishes
example: findom bruce wayne
alfred: you do realise that selina is a noted thief and you're making it very easy for her?
bruce: *a visible stain appearing on his pants while revolut alerts play in the background* uh yeah just a minute alfred
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Aug 9, 2020 06:20
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superheroes with obscure fetishes
example: findom bruce wayne
alfred: you do realise that selina is a noted thief and you're making it very easy for her?
bruce: *a visible stain appearing on his pants while revolut alerts play in the background* uh yeah just a minute alfred
Is that like, a dolphin thing?
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Aug 9, 2020 13:15
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on the path before the campsite of the king in the yellow rain slicker there were seven baggies each of 7 kinds of trail mix and when i held a baggie and viewed the world through its cellophane what i saw was terrifying to behold
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Aug 9, 2020 14:56
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on the path before the campsite of the king in the yellow rain slicker there were seven baggies each of 7 kinds of trail mix and when i held a baggie and viewed the world through its cellophane what i saw was terrifying to behold
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Aug 9, 2020 15:00
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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on the path before the campsite of the king in the yellow rain slicker there were seven baggies each of 7 kinds of trail mix and when i held a baggie and viewed the world through its cellophane what i saw was terrifying to behold
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 9, 2020 16:02
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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on the path before the campsite of the king in the yellow rain slicker there were seven baggies each of 7 kinds of trail mix and when i held a baggie and viewed the world through its cellophane what i saw was terrifying to behold
"goddamnit, nyarlathotep, stop picking all of the m&ms out of the bag!"
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Aug 9, 2020 18:49
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Blackbeard, Whitebeard, Redbeard, Bluebeard, Yellowbeard, Orangebeard, Greenbeard, Purplebeard, and Pinkbeard family pirate get together. Brownbeard not invited.
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Aug 9, 2020 19:11
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Ghost dad: I always try to be transparent with my kids.
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Aug 9, 2020 20:01
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- deep dish peat moss
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Trying my hand at writing analog jokes
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Aug 10, 2020 00:08
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- TheShrike
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You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
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Ombre the Giant.
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- Khanstant
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women should write eachother secret notes and missives written only in the secret shades of blue only women can see
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