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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

gschmidl posted:

I recommend getting a faster database.

do you have any blockchain verified records of a database that can have more than 1 update in a roughly ten minute period? no, it doesn't exist

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CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Boxturret posted:

do you have any blockchain verified records of a database that can have more than 1 update in a roughly ten minute period? no, it doesn't exist
it exists, the blockchain can update more than once in 10 minutes. it can also update less than once in 50 minutes too. bet you cant do that with your old databases!

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
"roughly" in that case meant 0-1000+ minutes

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Boxturret posted:

"roughly" in that case meant 0-1000+ minutes
i will accept this because on a log scale, the only true blockchain scale, 10 and 1000 are practically next to each other.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Boxturret posted:

do you have any blockchain verified records of a database that can have more than 1 update in a roughly ten minute period? no, it doesn't exist

I'll start the wiki.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I wonder how long til hackerman gets milkshake ducked and we find his gamer word xbox live accounts

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

quote:

In late 2016 and early 2017, other Minecraft players produced videos on YouTube describing how they had lost money or faced online attacks after brushes with Mr. Clark’s alias “Open.” In some of those videos, Mr. Clark, who can be heard using racist and sexist epithets, also talked about being home schooled while making $5,000 a month from his Minecraft activities.

there it is

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Come on, he was just a dumb teenager back then. In fact, he is still one.

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1313580/CryptoClickers_Crypto_Idle_Game/




quote:

Disclaimer: This is just a game, no real cryptocurrencies are involved in the game :)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
With that smiley, not sure I can trust the disclaimer.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
don't worry the game's just really poorly optimised, ignore your fans spinning up and your graphics card melting ;)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Fruit dryer tycoon

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
there's a live one in the gray forums thread
probably another seraph account he bought from someone else but :shrug:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Slumpy posted:

Any money you make in an investment is a wise investment.

good job

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Slumpy posted:

Is it unethical to be in IT?

absolutely

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

the internet is the Great Satan and there is a special place in hell for anyone that willfully assists in its maintenance and upkeep

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Shame Boy posted:

the internet is the Great Satan and there is a special place in hell for anyone that willfully assists in its maintenance and upkeep

:hai:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm doing my best aiding the destruction of the internet.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Shame Boy posted:

the internet is the Great Satan and there is a special place in hell for anyone that willfully assists in its maintenance and upkeep

Ah, Roko's Basilisk again.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
what if the future god ai really hates its existence and creates perfect computer copies of those that helped create it and tortures them forever

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Boxturret posted:

what if the future god ai really hates its existence and creates perfect computer copies of those that helped create it and tortures them forever
Seems much more plausible than roko's tbh.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


pretty clever to leverage your receding hairline into a branding opportunity

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer



i forgot who made this but i think about it every time i see this thread in my bookmarks

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
holy poo poo did andreas really do the original of this - as a linux joke

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/1289581952031318017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



divabot posted:

holy poo poo did andreas really do the original of this - as a linux joke

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/1289581952031318017

nah, yours is a day older, thus, the original.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

orange juche posted:

nah, yours is a day older, thus, the original.

mine is actually based on a copy of the linux one, so i guess this isn't his either

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
imagine thinking for a second that andreas created a thing

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Boxturret posted:

imagine thinking for a second that andreas created a thing

are you saying he didn't come up with that sweet logo himself?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
genetics did that

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

divabot posted:

holy poo poo did andreas really do the original of this - as a linux joke

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/1289581952031318017

being bitcoiners all the replies are just DON'T BELIEVE THE STATIST SHILLS WHO WANT YOU TO WEAR MASKS

https://twitter.com/BTCborneo/status/1289582600583929856

you'd think they could find some better fearmongering quotes than "a completely unrelated description of respiratory acidosis" and "wearing a mask made some people get a headache, kinda" but ok

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i once wore a dust mask that didn't really allow me to breath so after a few minutes I felt faint, therefore all masks of all types are scams

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
has anyone done coronacoin

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
adoption is more wide spread than bitcoin

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Alan Smithee posted:

has anyone done coronacoin

Republicans

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Alan Smithee posted:

has anyone done coronacoin

do you really have to ask
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coronacoin

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

At least one of them is going up up UP!!!

(it's the real corona)

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
apparently the total number of ethers :iiam:
https://twitter.com/factcheckmypost/status/1291863378793828359

a distributed ledger where the there's no consensus on the actual total...

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
backed by math

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
There are at least three (3) ethers in supply.

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