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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Tier 2, the perfect vector.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:43

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# ? May 24, 2024 21:20

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

DANGER LAMAR JACKSON YOU ARE APPROACHING SOMEONE THAT ONLY MAKES $40k/yr

# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:46

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

sharknado slashfic posted:

She's a Seahawks fan.

In other news, this is more effort then I was expecting the NFL to put in

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1291008620054958081

"listen up threes, a one is speaking!"

# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:46

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

When the Ravens ditched Flacco they really went from an Epsilon to an Alpha.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:51

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

"DangeRuss" Wilson

e: https://twitter.com/KimJonesSports/status/1291039413141680128?s=19

The first top 5 (more like top 2 in this case) player of his position considering not playing IIRC?

e2: ah yes I forgot Hightower who is pretty high-profile

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Aug 5, 2020

# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:54

pseudodragon: Jun 16, 2007

OxySnake posted:

I would imagine that most medical concerns with Covid and weight would be minimized for lineman?

I would have to ask swickles to comment, but I'm guessing a professional lineman is in much better shape than pretty much anyone who posts here with them being professional athletes.

I wouldn't be surprised to see them lose 30-40 lbs id they are bed ridden though and can't keep up their caloric intake.

A 28 year old pro sumo dude in Japan died and they are probably closest group to OLinemen in terms of body type and training (big, strong dudes with a lot of mass trained for repeated short, explosive bursts of power).

# ? Aug 5, 2020 16:59

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Spoeank posted:

"listen up threes, a one is speaking!"

The Ravens team facility in 6 days:

https://youtu.be/FnAJqSo0594

# ? Aug 5, 2020 17:25

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Mystic Stylez posted:

"DangeRuss" Wilson

e: https://twitter.com/KimJonesSports/status/1291039413141680128?s=19

The first top 5 (more like top 2 in this case) player of his position considering not playing IIRC?

e2: ah yes I forgot Hightower

LOL that would make our corner situation dire. Our defense�s terrible secret is all the non-Tre White corners are mediocre and him not really needing help ever allowed them to mask it with our baller safeties and competent coverage linebackers.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 18:40

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

These own:

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1291062390138773504?s=20

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:41

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

wandler20 posted:

These own:

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1291062390138773504?s=20

lol Dan Snyder falling backwards into good decisions

I do still want him to die in a ditch and be buried in a paupers grave

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:46

Penisaurus Sex: Feb 3, 2009; asdfghjklpoiuyt

OxySnake posted:

I would imagine that most medical concerns with Covid and weight would be minimized for lineman?

I would have to ask swickles to comment, but I'm guessing a professional lineman is in much better shape than pretty much anyone who posts here with them being professional athletes.

I wouldn't be surprised to see them lose 30-40 lbs id they are bed ridden though and can't keep up their caloric intake.

^^^

I'm guessing Laquon Treadwell is available.

Being in better physical shape doesn't really have any effect on long-term complications from corona.

At least, based on research I've seen; it seems like there are a large subset of people who are 'asymptomatic' who have clear organ damage when a CT is given, generally in the lungs but new research is also pointing at heart damage. Whether that's permanent or not would be a really good thing to know as soon as possible, but who knows?

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:58

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

sharknado slashfic posted:

She's a Seahawks fan.

In other news, this is more effort then I was expecting the NFL to put in

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1291008620054958081

Caste Football indeed

# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:23

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1291096505810657280

mostert got a lot of practice being at least 6 feet from people in the NFCCG

# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:47

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

The "I love my family so much I am going to distance from them for the next six months" philosophy resonates with me

# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:49

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1291096505810657280

mostert got a lot of practice being at least 6 feet from people in the NFCCG

I mean he did just get his first million dollar contract. Can't help applauding him making sure he gets some real money and keep his family safe.

wandler20 posted:

These own:

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1291062390138773504?s=20

Number helmets are always bad.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:14

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Number helmets are always bad.

Nope

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:15

Rectal Placenta: Feb 25, 2011

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1291096505810657280

mostert got a lot of practice being at least 6 feet from people in the NFCCG

F U jerk < :mad:

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:17

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I like number helmets because I like things that seem old

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:17

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Number helmets are always bad.

nonsense

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:17

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Number helmets are always bad.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:18

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Number helmets are always bad.

http://youtu.be/pEZgJyTzqPg

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:28

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Number helmets are always bad.

WHAT?!?!

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:43

Traxis: Jul 2, 2006

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1291085269349867520?s=20

Some serious Michael Scott energy here

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:50

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Number helmets are always bad.

*hammers report button*

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:51

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I'm gonna go ahead and call Derek Carr to the Cowboys next season if we get enough 2020 games for him to get benched for Mariota.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:54

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1291116020967645184?s=20

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

How many teams could the opt-outs beat if they made their own team?

# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:04

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mega64 posted:

How many teams could the opt-outs beat if they made their own team?

Did Nick Foles opt out or not?

# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:09

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Nick Foles himself did not opt-out, but his big dick did.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:11

Rooster Brooster: Mar 30, 2001; Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.

Countdown until this dude shows up at Ravens camp offering to turn threes into ones.

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:47

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Number helmets are always bad.

Shut Da gently caress Up

# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:55

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

wandler20 posted:

These own:

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1291062390138773504?s=20

Should be the covid 19s, but then everyone would always catch them.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:12

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Fine make the helmet "C-19" and I'll get behind helmet numbers.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:14

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1291141488500301824?s=19

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:42

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Rooster Brooster posted:

Countdown until this dude shows up at Ravens camp offering to turn threes into ones.

As someone who recently read this to his child this earned a hearty chuckle from me.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:55

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1291141488500301824?s=19

poo poo�s gonna be fogged up by the second play

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:58

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1291141488500301824?s=19

lol

# ? Aug 6, 2020 01:45

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

"The mouth shields...they do nothing!"

# ? Aug 6, 2020 03:06

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1291141488500301824?s=19

NFL planning for cover your rear end mode

# ? Aug 6, 2020 03:09

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latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Is the new thing going to be coughing on people in the pile?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 03:16

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