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Luvcow: One day nearer spring

City of Glompton posted:

feeling v byob rn. mr. glompton found an undamaged pbr on the road while he was out for a walk

please give the little lonely beer a bath and then swaddle it in a blanket and let it rest

august is "adopt a beer" month

beer adoption :synpa:

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:32

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mediaphage: Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Luvcow posted:

please give the little lonely beer a bath and then swaddle it in a blanket and let it rest

august is "adopt a beer" month

beer adoption

i adopted these beers yesterday

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:37

Prof. Crocodile

mediaphage posted:

i adopted these beers yesterday

whoa you is like the Angelina Jolie of beer

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

mediaphage posted:

i adopted these beers yesterday

thank you for doing your part

Prof. Crocodile posted:

whoa you is like the Angelina Jolie of beer

lol

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:50

mediaphage: Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Luvcow posted:

thank you for doing your part

lol

you are most welcome. i will be able to provide a warm home (in my stomach) when they are delivered and look forward to adopting more in the coming weeks

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:55

nut

mediaphage posted:

you are most welcome. i will be able to provide a warm home (in my stomach) when they are delivered and look forward to adopting more in the coming weeks

inspired by this bravery, I too have grown my family

# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

inspired by this bravery, I too have grown my family

you guys are making me cry :gbsmith:

i'm going to head to the liquor store and do my part in a few minutes

# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:04

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

City of Glompton posted:

feeling v byob rn. mr. glompton found an undamaged pbr on the road while he was out for a walk

hell yeah

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:29

more falafel please: forums poster

mediaphage posted:

i adopted these beers yesterday

ooh i'm planning to brew that black is beautiful recipe!

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Aug 5, 2020 20:41

mediaphage: Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

mediaphage posted:

i only got the single can because its 10% and it's rare that i want to have that high a proof

yeah, I'm probably gonna brew it a bit smaller, for the same reasons

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:16

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

hey gang my not-date wants to have another not-date and she also keeps telling me she thinks im cute. i might have another not-date coming up soon

i hope you are all also having an excellent wednesday

hi how are you ♥

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:33

alnilam

These non dates are getting increasingly date like :thunk:

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

hey gang my not-date wants to have another not-date and she also keeps telling me she thinks im cute. i might have another not-date coming up soon

i hope you are all also having an excellent wednesday

don't let her pressure you into any not-date activities unless your ready

:ohdear:

you'll be ready when you feel comfortable throwing rocks at each other

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:36

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Luvcow posted:

don't let her pressure you into any not-date activities unless your ready

you'll be ready when you feel comfortable throwing rocks at each other

Put them in the freezer, first.

No, wait- that's lemons, when life throws them at you- you don't have to put the rocks in the freezer first lol, that'd be silly!

(unless you want to)

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:39

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

Luvcow posted:

don't let her pressure you into any not-date activities unless your ready

you'll be ready when you feel comfortable throwing rocks at each other

ive been practicing throwing rocks but im not there yet

alnilam posted:

These non dates are getting increasingly date like

there's nothing date like about two people meeting at a pre-arranged time and location to spend an afternoon together and maybe have an icecream or hold each others hands, pandemic permitting

hi how are you ♥

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:41

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

hey gang my not-date wants to have another not-date and she also keeps telling me she thinks im cute. i might have another not-date coming up soon

i hope you are all also having an excellent wednesday

Sounds like a date, looks like a date, but isn�t a date? Maybe you should call them prunes?

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:41

alnilam

You could call it a d8 and score cool internet abbrev points too

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:42

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

alnilam posted:

You could call it a d8 and score cool internet abbrev points too

she's not impressed with my stunting online and my lectures about calculating posting power have fallen a little flat for some reason though

hi how are you ♥

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i'm sure if u show her ur SA username tattoo she'll ask u out on a real date

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:51

Ass-penny

Buy her an account.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:55

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

rear end-penny posted:

Buy her an account.

wait for the sale to be finalize first

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# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:59

SpaceGoatFarts: sic transit gloria mundi

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

hey gang my not-date wants to have another not-date and she also keeps telling me she thinks im cute. i might have another not-date coming up soon

i hope you are all also having an excellent wednesday

(not) dates are cool. you have the excitement of meeting someone new, sometimes with a bit of sexual tension as a bonus

And whatever happens you just know you can end the (not) date with either "well it was nice meeting you" or "do you want to see my stamp collection? :wiggle:

"

no pressure, only fun

# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:41

redm

I meant to post this yesterday but I forgot, sorry. :ohdear:

# ? Aug 5, 2020 23:06

FluffieDuckie

Oh goodness :stwoon:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:09

Ass-penny

pixaal posted:

wait for the sale to be finalize first

Yes, apologies for my haste.

redm posted:

I meant to post this yesterday but I forgot, sorry.

All is forgiven, what a floof! :3:

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:12

Stoner Sloth

redm posted:

I meant to post this yesterday but I forgot, sorry.

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!