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Danaru posted:In countless millennia, a star will exist that was once the tattoo of the bee from Bee Movie sucking off the Stay Puft marshmallow man that's on my left rear end cheek
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pseudorandom posted:Quora seems to be rich in answers that are filled with STDH s Quora is an amazing website of people thinking they are more clever and/or funny than they are. It's filled with bullshit and stdh. "What happens in real life when you smash a glass bottle against the back of someone’s head? posted:
I stumbled on this story on imgur today and everyone was lapping it up. E: including this strange diatribe i stumbled upon a few days ago on quora quote:In short: Everything you Perceive other than by Perceiving photons, ”does not exist.”
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# ? Aug 9, 2020 19:23 |
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Two years of working on a farm is all a 15 year old needs to gain the strength to shove a glass bottle through a human skull and talk like one of the shittier Jokers
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# ? Aug 9, 2020 19:27 |
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All that buildup for a tiny pale scar that looks like (and probably is) a kitchen-knife whoopsie. I guess "I was slicing a bagel and wasn't paying attention to where my hand was" doesn't get you those sweet Imgur cheevos, though.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:49 |
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Antivehicular posted:All that buildup for a tiny pale scar that looks like (and probably is) a kitchen-knife whoopsie. I guess "I was slicing a bagel and wasn't paying attention to where my hand was" doesn't get you those sweet Imgur cheevos, though. I cut my thumb open with a butter knife once and thought I was going to need stitches. Still have the scar. It does not make for a very interesting story.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 21:24 |
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I jammed my thumb into one of those rotary bread cutting saws on a Sunday morning once. It sucked but somehow I didn't drench the entire room in blood. Guess I just didn't hit one of those major arteries that run in the side of your finger. Man I still can't believe most people bought that loving story. With that awful little question at the end.
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# ? Aug 12, 2020 10:59 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Quora is an amazing website of people thinking they are more clever and/or funny than they are. It's filled with bullshit and stdh. That second one is impressive in how it shows the guy (of course its a guy) who wrote it clearly lacks even the most basic understanding of, like, anything.
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# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:55 |
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Biplane posted:That second one is impressive in how it shows the guy (of course its a guy) who wrote it clearly lacks even the most basic understanding of, like, anything. They quite clearly have mental problems.
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Antivehicular posted:All that buildup for a tiny pale scar that looks like (and probably is) a kitchen-knife whoopsie. I guess "I was slicing a bagel and wasn't paying attention to where my hand was" doesn't get you those sweet Imgur cheevos, though. I've got a considerably bigger scar on one of my fingers from a broken guitar string.
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# ? Aug 16, 2020 18:05 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I've got a considerably bigger scar on one of my fingers from a broken guitar string. I got a significantly larger scar on my face from chasing my little brother around a rocking chair when I was 4 and falling over with my face on the front of the rocker.
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 00:56 |
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If I've learned anything in life, it's that the cool stories never produce a scar, and "I bumped into a gate while moving boxes" absolutely will.
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RoboRodent posted:If I've learned anything in life, it's that the cool stories never produce a scar, and "I bumped into a gate while moving boxes" absolutely will. I would love it if in a gangster movie, that was the story behind Henchman#2's cool facial scar. "You don't want to mess with Lenny there. You see his face? He got that when he bumped into the corner of his grandmas dresser."
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 02:35 |
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The thing is, really truly sharp stuff that's dangerous doesn't tend to rip the skin the way dumb accidents do, so the scars are a lot smaller. I once shoved an x-acto knife into my finger to the point where it hit bone. I had to take antibiotics for a while to make sure I didn't get an infection because it went so deep, and I can't feel most of that fingertip anymore. The scar is this tiny, pale white nothing you can barely see because the blade was so sharp. But the scar from some kid in third grade accidentally knocking me off one of those spinning manual merry-go-round things is a big splotchy mess on my knee.
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Captain Monkey posted:The thing is, really truly sharp stuff that's dangerous doesn't tend to rip the skin the way dumb accidents do, so the scars are a lot smaller. I once shoved an x-acto knife into my finger to the point where it hit bone. I had to take antibiotics for a while to make sure I didn't get an infection because it went so deep, and I can't feel most of that fingertip anymore. The scar is this tiny, pale white nothing you can barely see because the blade was so sharp. But the scar from some kid in third grade accidentally knocking me off one of those spinning manual merry-go-round things is a big splotchy mess on my knee. I did swing dancing classes for a while, one night a guy decided to end a big number with a knee slide. Hairy knees, in jeans, on an old wooden floor. Fancy move, but left big scabs on his knees that burned like hell, and the scarred areas are now bald. It hurt a bit at the time but he didn't actually notice how bad it was until the jeans started to stick to his legs a little because there was a some bleeding from the ripped hair follicles (tiny droplets of blood). He could still keep going, there was no spray of claret or dripping blood everywhere, or people screaming (a bit of cringe and laughing it off maybe). This was on TV the other night and feels kind of relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-64q7bmKE&t=1220s TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 07:15 on Aug 17, 2020 |
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Captain Monkey posted:The thing is, really truly sharp stuff that's dangerous doesn't tend to rip the skin the way dumb accidents do, so the scars are a lot smaller. I once shoved an x-acto knife into my finger to the point where it hit bone. I had to take antibiotics for a while to make sure I didn't get an infection because it went so deep, and I can't feel most of that fingertip anymore. The scar is this tiny, pale white nothing you can barely see because the blade was so sharp. But the scar from some kid in third grade accidentally knocking me off one of those spinning manual merry-go-round things is a big splotchy mess on my knee. Makes sense. I accidentally shivved my hand with a whittling knife and it bled so much that I thought I was going to pass out. However the only scar on that hand is from the time I was eating ice cream out of a cheap mug and the handle broke off.
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RoboRodent posted:If I've learned anything in life, it's that the cool stories never produce a scar, and "I bumped into a gate while moving boxes" absolutely will. I have a scar from a crocheting injury. loving crochet.
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RoboRodent posted:If I've learned anything in life, it's that the cool stories never produce a scar, and "I bumped into a gate while moving boxes" absolutely will. I make up a new story for my scars every time
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Flint_Paper posted:I have a scar from a crocheting injury. loving crochet. I see. And what precisely does that involve over regular crochet?
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 00:14 |
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loving
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:13 |
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mrpwase posted:I see. And what precisely does that involve over regular crochet? Guess where the scar is!
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:40 |
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xtal posted:I make up a new story for my scars every time a buddy at an old job had a big scar on his back from surgery and told an increasingly elaborate story about getting bitten by a shark that got more and more ludicrous with everyone who asked
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 05:40 |
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I got blown the gently caress up, and my coolest looking scar was from an excited puppy.
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bulletsponge13 posted:I got blown the gently caress up, and my coolest looking scar was from an excited puppy. I didn’t get blown up (and I wish you hadn’t either) but I’m right there with you on the puppy thing. Mine took a small, but neat wedge out of my nostril and it’s pretty rad.
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 06:02 |
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I’ve got a cool scar from when I first got my car bc she lept into the bath tub not knowing what horror lie within
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Ive got a cool scar from when I first got my car bc she lept into the bath tub not knowing what horror lie within That's why most people wash their cats in the driveway
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 11:44 |
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It's not a scar just because it ended your political career Mr Kennedy
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 12:12 |
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A+ typo, really.
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burial posted:I didn’t get blown up (and I wish you hadn’t either) but I’m right there with you on the puppy thing. Mine took a small, but neat wedge out of my nostril and it’s pretty rad. I would have avoided it if I could have- it was way less fun than the brochure promised. But my puppy scar is a 2 inch tear on my middle finger. It's raised a bit and very Frankenstein vibe, I dig it. And it's not like the puppy was being a dick- her tooth caught just right. Edgar Allen Ho posted:I’ve got a cool scar from when I first got my car bc she lept into the bath tub not knowing what horror lie within A+ Username. And I'm guessing Tesla's AI is working great, if they are washing themselves.
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 16:21 |
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xtal posted:It's not a scar just because it ended your political career Mr Kennedy
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# ? Aug 18, 2020 18:06 |
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One of my scars is a little lightning bolt and another of my faves is two neatly spaced lines but neither are from funny stories.
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# ? Aug 19, 2020 02:58 |
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My only noticeable scars are one on my left forearm from when my friend in high school found a screw on the floor of the bus and slashed me with it as a joke, and also my other forearm when i drunkenly fell off a roof in college and grabbed the gutter with my other forearm instead of my hand. I just tell people I can't remember where they came from.
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# ? Aug 19, 2020 03:15 |
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I have a little triangle scar on the back of my head from when I was a baby, and somehow fell backwards whilst trying to stand up onto the skirting board. Hair doesn't grow on scar tissue, so when my hair is very short, you can see the little bare patch in the back of my head.
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# ? Aug 19, 2020 06:09 |
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dovetaile posted:One of my scars is a little lightning bolt and another of my faves is two neatly spaced lines but neither are from funny stories. ...Harry?
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# ? Aug 19, 2020 14:30 |
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I have a gnarly scar on my wrist from when I was 4 and fell off a chain link fist and the tip caught my wrist and hung me up. Thats a good story. The only other scar I have I have from knicking a machine while I was working on it at my old factory job. It was barely more than a scratch but its still there 15 years later.
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# ? Aug 20, 2020 16:31 |
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I have a small round scar on my arm from making apple butter. When they say not to let molten sugar stuff splash you, they mean business.
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 19:51 |
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There's a reason we call it napalm in the cooking world. It's sugar, it's sticky. And molten sugar is at least 320°F/160°C, once any water boils away.
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# ? Aug 21, 2020 20:24 |
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hyperhazard posted:...Harry? Haha, no, mine's on my hand.
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# ? Aug 22, 2020 05:53 |
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I have a wicked facial scar that I got from skipping breakfast
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:15 |
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completely deserved, you sick gently caress.
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