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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Re: COVID

I was supposed to take my wife and kid to go drive down to visit my dad in Georgia on Wednesday, possibly the only time we'd get to see him this year. Started getting a bit of a cold or something last week that had some covid symptoms but not a fever and I'm still mostly doing well. Still didn't feel comfortable going to see him or just traveling without getting tested to know I'm hopefully safe. Turns out it's almost impossible to get a test with results in less than 6 days right now in the Chicagoland area. I found a place with quick results where you have to wait in line like it's black friday for whatever amount of tests they get that day, so I should find out tomorrow, but this is stupid.

I feel very fortunate that this is just for a visit and I'm not caring for him or my job's not on the line or anything serious. But after trying to get tested this is just another realization on the pile of "no wonder our poo poo hole country sucks"

Basically

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
On a lighter note, what the gently caress are these dudes riding and why are they doing it like this?

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1291050600105476096

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


$250k + in material to serve a warrant on a YouTubers home who had no priors iirc.

Same city probably cutting budgets to animal shelters and poo poo.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

On a lighter note, what the gently caress are these dudes riding and why are they doing it like this?

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1291050600105476096

When it comes to law enforcement using tactical gear, the answer to "why are they doing it like this" is usually "we saw this in a movie and it looked cool."

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

So, about that whole economic recovery things. Jobs report for July is out today. The estimated number of jobs created by opening up: 1.5m Actual: 0.167m

Ayyy, one job for every person killed by covid-19, good job Trump, you should make that your campaign slogan :toot:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Loden Taylor posted:

When it comes to law enforcement using tactical gear, the answer to "why are they doing it like this" is usually "we saw this in a movie and it looked cool."

"We saw 'Heat' and yeah law enforcement is basically like that but every day"

*Forces jaywalker down at gunpoint*

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

Loden Taylor posted:

When it comes to law enforcement using tactical gear, the answer to "why are they doing it like this" is usually "we saw this in a movie and it looked cool."

This looks less like a movie and more like a Syrian militia youtube video, so maybe their media tastes are changing.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

bengy81 posted:

RE: COVID
Thought I read somewhere that the U.S. is only ordering like 100 million vaccines whenever they are ready to go? Does that sound right? Cuz between not having enough for more than 1/3 of the population, and gouging us for it, COVID is gonna be the reality we live with going forward.

Not quite - those are the doses that the government have bought and are being actively produced *now*, even though we have no idea that the particular vaccine works.

Essentially, the government is buying a gazillion doses of the unproven vaccine in a gamble. If the vaccine works, we've got millions of doses ready! If the vaccine doesn't work, well gently caress we just wasted a gazillion dollars on a vaccine that doesn't work and we need to make the money printer go brrrrrr again.

If the government waited for a vaccine to be proven, then ordered the doses, we would be dramatically behind as your situation mentioned. The vaccine makers won't crank out millions of unproven vaccine doses unless they're paid for in advance, so we've provided that "downside guarantee". Once a vaccine gets officially certified as good, then the money flood REALLY starts and then the supply chain of everything from needles to vials will get slammed.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
every time they roll out the entire PD on a guy, and every time every other force within 250 miles shows up to help, is another case used to justify exorbitant budgets

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Cythereal posted:

De-lurking briefly to cross-post a news article about the investigation as to the explosion in Beirut.

Salient points:



It's looking like this was a ship of dubious quality mining explosives bound from Georgia to Africa, impounded by Lebanese authorities because it was hilariously unsafe, ship owners (a shady Russian company) claimed to be bankrupt and then vanished, ship's crew was eventually released but the cargo remained in a legal grey area and was never touched because of all the work and potential cost involved in confiscating or disposing of the shipload of unknown quality mining explosives, and everyone aware of the danger was filed away and ignored.

It’s not an explosive until you add diesel, and it’s not a mining explosive until you add boosters and detonators.

Ammonium nitrate is fertilizer with explosive potential until you add the diesel. This makes some people dismiss it as being just fertilizers, and this makes some people freak out as soon as it’s mentioned.

See: the time we rolled a truckload of 5.1 into a ditch and someone reported it to the cops as a truckload of explosives :facepalm:

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

On a lighter note, what the gently caress are these dudes riding and why are they doing it like this?

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1291050600105476096

All the live PD SWAT shows had clips of dudes running on the outboards to serve warrants. They'd ride in the tuck/cars to a parking lot get out and hop on the truck and then drive .5 mile or whatever to serve a warrant.

I mean - it seems to me you could focus on training getting in and out of a vehicle instead of doing cowboy poo poo like that but??

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Ammonium nitrate is an explosive in its own right. Impregnating it with hydrocarbons makes it stronger and more sensitive.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Isn't ammonium nitrate the active ingredient in tannerite?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
NY State is officially going after the NRA.

https://twitter.com/mateagold/status/1291398185173360640?s=19

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Isn't ammonium nitrate the active ingredient in tannerite?

Yes, it's part of the the oxidizer.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Georgia schools are not doing well. This went viral yesterday
https://twitter.com/GAFollowers/status/1290703780670046209

The administration put this out saying that it's not what it looks like, before saying that yes it's exactly what it looks like
https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1291137066500333571

Apparently requiring masks is a "personal decision" and mandating anything is just too hard. It's easy to suspend students and fire teachers who let the public know about this, though.
https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1291128318834757635
https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1291204559931682816

This loving country.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Stultus Maximus posted:

This loving country.

The Coronavirus-thread had a recording from that school of an address over THE ONE EMM-CEE about how students that post images/videos on social media about the situation that would "make the school appear in a negative light" would face consequences.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Did Tom Modly get a job at a high school? :psyduck:

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

On a lighter note, what the gently caress are these dudes riding and why are they doing it like this?

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1291050600105476096

Because they thought it’d be fun, most likely.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The Coronavirus-thread had a recording from that school of an address over THE ONE EMM-CEE about how students that post images/videos on social media about the situation that would "make the school appear in a negative light" would face consequences.

Here it is
https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1291185100525391878

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Does the audio of the announcement itself depict the school in a negative light?

Talk about a catch-22.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Platystemon posted:

Does the audio of the announcement itself depict the school in a negative light?

Talk about a catch-22.

Yes, leaking an announcement punishing anyone for leaking is also bad in these peoples eyes

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Moving back to upstate in a month so this is some good news to help get through the covid era

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/04/us/new-york-legalizes-liquor-ice-cream-trnd/index.html

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Retrowave Joe posted:

Because they thought it’d be fun, most likely.

I mean, holding onto a truck/SUV and riding on the side of it as it drives 25-30MPH is fun as hell, I'll give them that. Still doesn't mean they need to do it or there's any purpose to it aside from "feels cool, looks cool".

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
SWAT teams are weaponized cosplay, prove me wrong. :colbert:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
How much do you bet that the state government is all up in that school district's poo poo right now trying to make this opening look good to justify all the other schools in the state/country opening up again?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A Bad Poster posted:

How much do you bet that the state government is all up in that school district's poo poo right now trying to make this opening look good to justify all the other schools in the state/country opening up again?

It's all so stupid because they're just going to get hit with headlines like this:

https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1291412785625169921?s=19

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

I wonder how the president keeps escaping Covid. Maybe this really is the simulation screwing with us.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Defenestrategy posted:

I wonder how the president keeps escaping Covid. Maybe this really is the simulation screwing with us.

Good genes!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/351120640180355072?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
That YouTube guy had a high power rifle and scope sitting on the back of his patio, looking like he was peeping neighbours with a hunting rifle and they also removed like 5 other guns from the house so maybe he was gonna go postal?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Defenestrategy posted:

I wonder how the president keeps escaping Covid. Maybe this really is the simulation screwing with us.

The quick-tests for anyone that does/will come close does most of the job, then loving random luck that he doesn't catch it on a ropeline or during one of his COVID rallies.

https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1291417414530412547?s=19

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hot Karl Marx posted:

That YouTube guy had a high power rifle and scope sitting on the back of his patio, looking like he was peeping neighbours with a hunting rifle and they also removed like 5 other guns from the house so maybe he was gonna go postal?

That might explain the platoon of cops, actually.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The Coronavirus-thread had a recording from that school of an address over THE ONE EMM-CEE about how students that post images/videos on social media about the situation that would "make the school appear in a negative light" would face consequences.

I read this post and now I'm picturing this announcement being given by Gene Hackman in the style of his condescending announcement about morale in Crimson Tide.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

That YouTube guy had a high power rifle and scope sitting on the back of his patio, looking like he was peeping neighbours with a hunting rifle and they also removed like 5 other guns from the house so maybe he was gonna go postal?

A YouTuber getting SWAT-ed with cause is a rare event.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/TheAffinityMag/status/1291141161680351232?s=19

Also needs to pay $2 million in taxes and maybe some underage/young girl stuff but that part is a rumour?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Hot Karl Marx posted:

That YouTube guy had a high power rifle and scope sitting on the back of his patio, looking like he was peeping neighbours with a hunting rifle and they also removed like 5 other guns from the house so maybe he was gonna go postal?

Five gets you ten he was playing with it in the back yard, thought it would be fun spy on his neighbors with the optic, didn't take it off the gun first, and got noticed. It seems like the sort of dumb poo poo the Paul brand is known for.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

It's all so stupid because they're just going to get hit with headlines like this:

https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1291412785625169921?s=19

Oh good. One of the only GOP governors to take this seriously gets it, while Der Fuhrer keeps dodging bullets. Social media in this state is going to be fun with chuds who were annoyed with DeWine's daily updates but saluted Trump for the same thing.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Not a loving thing in this Q-poll makes any sense, so I'm linking the Weigel analysis, but holy poo poo one hell of an outlier.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1291437050059730944?s=19

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1291438281494867969?s=19

Yep, Lindsey Graham tied in this one.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1291432714726514688?s=19

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1291444680178229249?s=19

Fuckin' Trump is going to make Biden cool again and it's weird

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Betcha that Trump honestly thinks the Onion's Diamond Joe stories were true.

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