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Dreylad posted:“Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” Trump told Politico on Friday using the name for the gap-toothed, big-eared Mad magazine mascot to refer to Buttigieg. 
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Everybody took Bloomberg's money and went back to canvassing for Bernie
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Aug 5, 2020 22:48
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isaac hayes made Hot Buttered Soul and that excuses any weird scientology/south park stuff imo
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Dreylad posted:“Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” Trump told Politico on Friday using the name for the gap-toothed, big-eared Mad magazine mascot to refer to Buttigieg. It was way funnier when Buttigieg said he didn't know who Neuman was.
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Aug 5, 2020 23:44
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I didn’t know who the mad magazine kid was til I was like 30 but lmao at trump calling buttgeiger that
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cancelling the mr peanut funeral advertising campaign because it was in bad taste as kobe bryant died in a plane crash like immediately before it
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Aug 5, 2020 23:50
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Someone asked Mayo Pete to do the dance and he refused
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Aug 5, 2020 23:53
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Remember when they turned out the lights at one of his speeches and acted like it was a loss of power and everyone took out their cell phones to light the room.
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Aug 5, 2020 23:54
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All the Buttigieg fuckery in Ohio, calling his own victory early with the whole Shadow/Acronym app thing That all feels like a fever dream now
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Aug 6, 2020 00:05
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chaleski posted:All the Buttigieg fuckery in Ohio, calling his own victory early with the whole Shadow/Acronym app thing Iowa. The other 4 letter no consonants blasted Midwestern hell scape.
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Aug 6, 2020 00:21
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ikanreed posted:Iowa. The other 4 letter no consonants blasted Midwestern hell scape.  Same thing
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Spergin Morlock posted:he was perfectly fine with them poking fun at anyone and everyone else, often viciously. loving idiot lol Trey Parker and Matt Stone have that said prior to his quitting Hayes had a bad stroke and they think he was being influenced by a new personal assistant who was affiliated with Scientology.
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chaleski posted:All the Buttigieg fuckery in Ohio, calling his own victory early with the whole Shadow/Acronym app thing pissed me off so bad. haha 
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uber_stoat posted:pissed me off so bad. haha that one response to this photo that claims this is how all soldiers eat cinnamon rolls lmao
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Aug 6, 2020 02:15
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Dreylad posted:“Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” Trump told Politico on Friday using the name for the gap-toothed, big-eared Mad magazine mascot to refer to Buttigieg. Trump's uncanny ability to instantly rip people apart like a catty bitch is quite impressive Also that just reminded me of Chris Christie just annihilating Rubio then being treated like dirt by Trump in return
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Aug 6, 2020 02:19
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uber_stoat posted:pissed me off so bad. haha Mayo Pete is a 55 year old vice president of operations to a middling fast food chain in a 35 year old assholes body
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Aug 6, 2020 02:47
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muscles like this! posted:Trey Parker and Matt Stone have that said prior to his quitting Hayes had a bad stroke and they think he was being influenced by a new personal assistant who was affiliated with Scientology. Luckily they dealt with it like adults, as usual.
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I remembered pleb-plod-gate-gate today and looked it up and it's an even bigger hoot and holler than I rememberquote:These allegations became known in the media as "Plebgate". Members of the West Midlands branch of the Police Federation of England and Wales, Shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper and a leader column in the Daily Telegraph called on Mitchell to resign or be sacked. quote:By April 2013, Operation Alice had cost an estimated Ł144,000. quote:On 5 September 2014, it was reported that the investigation's conclusion revealed the police had obtained the mobile phone records of the Political Editor of The Sun without his knowledge, through use of the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000, and in breach of the usual safeguards for the protection of journalistic sources. quote:Seven police officers were found to have committed misconduct in relation to Plebgate, one criminally, three at the level of gross misconduct and three more as misconduct but not gross misconduct requiring dismissal from the service. quote:Two of these officers were also accused of lying to Parliament in their evidence to the Home Affairs Select Committee in the account they gave of their disciplinary record (stating they had no record when in fact they did), and were recalled by the committee to justify this. They subsequently apologised. quote:On 27 November Mr Justice Mitting found: "I am satisfied at least on the balance of probabilities that Mr Mitchell did speak the words alleged or something so close to them as to amount to the same including the politically toxic word pleb." In consequence Mitchell lost the libel cases and became liable for both the Sun's and PC Rowland's costs. All because an MP wanted to ride his bike through the big boy gate lmao
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Aug 6, 2020 10:04
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ikanreed posted:Iowa. The other 4 letter no consonants blasted Midwestern hell scape. H and W aren't consonants anymore 
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Aug 6, 2020 10:14
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3D Megadoodoo posted:H and W aren't consonants anymore At least with H you can make the argument that it's treated like a vowel at the start of the word (i.e. "an historical event") but it's not at the start of Ohio when last I checked. W is a vowel in some languages, so a non-native English speaker could conceivably consider it to be a vowel, even though we're referring to a word in which it clearly isn't. By coincidence H and W are the only letters whose names don't contain the sound the letter itself makes.
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LastInLine posted:At least with H you can make the argument that it's treated like a vowel at the start of the word (i.e. "an historical event") but it's not at the start of Ohio when last I checked. W is a vowel in some languages, so a non-native English speaker could conceivably consider it to be a vowel, even though we're referring to a word in which it clearly isn't. By any usable and, indeed, commonly used definitions of vowel and consonant, both the H sound in Ohio and the W sound in Iowa are consonants.
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Aug 6, 2020 12:25
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3D Megadoodoo posted:By any usable and, indeed, commonly used definitions of vowel and consonant, both the H sound in Ohio and the W sound in Iowa are consonants. 3D Megadoodoo posted:H and W aren't consonants anymore Yeah, but "glottal stop" ruined the rhythm of the joke, you pedants
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Feldegast42 posted:Someone asked Mayo Pete to do the dance and he refused It's not often I'd side with Butt, but here we are...
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LastInLine posted:At least with H you can make the argument that it's treated like a vowel at the start of the word (i.e. "an historical event") This just raises further questions.
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LastInLine posted:At least with H you can make the argument that it's treated like a vowel at the start of the word (i.e. "an historical event") That's not a vowel. It's just silent
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Lebanon’s incompetent bureaucracy blew up Beirut
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El_Elegante posted:Lebanon’s incompetent bureaucracy blew up Beirut Think of how much shareholder value they created.
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Remember Michelle Obama during 2016 smugly saying, "When they go LOW, we go HIGH" when everything was at maximum Decorum Brain and that darn DRUMPF was just too mean and rude to win
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when the nra tried to make lemonade by putting whole unpeeled lemons into a blender
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Remember when that nra lady Dana something made chili that looked like diarrhea
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Remember when that nra lady Dana something made chili that looked like diarrhea someone please post the trump edit
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Ruzihm posted:when the nra tried to make lemonade by putting whole unpeeled lemons into a blender  https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1204793403969396737?s=20
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I refuse to accept that Dan Bongino is a real name
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that time in...panama? where trump org wouldn't let the hotel owner into the server room where they were having a paper shredding party
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MikeCrotch posted:I refuse to accept that Dan Bongino is a real name liddle danny bongos
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the avatar for NYCGUIDOVOICE is a real dude and he's a fox news analyst
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Peanut President posted:the avatar for NYCGUIDOVOICE is a real dude and he's a fox news analyst Pretty sure that dude is a union worker at Logan aroport in Boston. At least that's what the chyron says in the non-zoomed picture
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Easily his funniest tweet. Eat This Glob posted:Pretty sure that dude is a union worker at Logan aroport in Boston. At least that's what the chyron says in the non-zoomed picture He is.
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