NFL N/V August: Antonio Cl-(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

what the gently caress man

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:06

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# ? May 24, 2024 21:29

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

^^what the hell is going on?

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1291465191880896512?s=20

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:07

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Spoeank posted:

what the gently caress man

that poo poo

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:08

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

I don't understand the sports bra...

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1291464060547076097?s=20

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:10

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tom Bra-dy.

Everyone knows the nipples are the most vulnerable body part to COVID.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:11

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Bradys doctor probably told them it prevents covid or something

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:12

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

wandler20 posted:

I don't understand the sports bra...

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1291464060547076097?s=20

probably some dumb TB12 poo poo

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:12

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

In actual news:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1291466548801150979?s=20

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1291466334627409920?s=20

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1291466724991283200?s=20

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:13

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

real post: the bras are stuff from this company

https://www.catapultsports.com/

it's wearable sports tech stuff, probably GPS, measuring vitals, etc.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:14

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Ehud posted:

real post: the bars are stuff from this company

https://www.catapultsports.com/

it's wearable sports tech stuff, probably GPS, measuring vitals, etc.

Ah, that makes sense, I know the Bucs are big into tracking all that poo poo.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:16

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

wandler20 posted:

In actual news:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1291466548801150979?s=20

It looks suspiciously like the Dolphins might have had potential spread within the team- I think the initial round of back-to-work testing is over, you had Davon Godchaux go out and now you've got suddenly a bunch of guys also getting put on the list like a day or two after.

Edit-

https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1291471945570095108

Seems like someone on the team tested positive and other players were exposed, unless they're all loving around socially or something?

Hamhandler fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Aug 6, 2020

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

real post: the bras are stuff from this company

https://www.catapultsports.com/

it's wearable sports tech stuff, probably GPS, measuring vitals, etc.

Nah, it�s just part of Brady�s TB12 cult stuff.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:28

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1291472128504664065?s=20

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:33

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

What the gently caress is it with Miami and their sports teams

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:54

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

sharknado slashfic posted:

What the gently caress is it with Miami and their sports teams

Miami-Dade county is like the hottest metropolitan area in the country right now in terms of getting the plague.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:01

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Miami-Dade county is like the hottest metropolitan area in the country right now in terms of getting the plague.

Ah I didn't realize Miami specifically was that bad

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:06

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Spoeank posted:

what the gently caress man

Trying to upstage Cam�s fashion choices seems a recipe for some really fun escalation

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Edelman back on the good stuff I see.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:09

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It’s always that and “THE TROOPS HAVE IT HARDER”

This actually makes me wonder, do the troops overseas have it better or worse than us as far as covid is concerned? I mean they're almost certainly in a country that's handling it better, but on the other hand they're probably not taking any preventative measure of their own since they're, ya know, Americans.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:18

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

wandler20 posted:

^^what the hell is going on?

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1291465191880896512?s=20

Peer pressure works

also test Edelman right now

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:27

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Thaddius the Large posted:

Trying to upstage Cam’s fashion choices seems a recipe for some really fun escalation

I think it's more he's trying to establish the mind meld he had with Brady and part of it is he has to share whatever brain disease makes Cam's fashion choices

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:28

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

So who's making the GDT for the HoF preseason game tonight fellas?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:41

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Spoeank posted:

what the gently caress man

Edelman with his shirt pulled up, flexing hard with his arms around Cam to make Tommy jealous is a ray of sunshine in the cursed year

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:50

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

D-LINK posted:

Edelman with his shirt pulled up, flexing hard with his arms around Cam to make Tommy jealous is a ray of sunshine in the cursed year

*Tom completely doesn't notice as he's busy throwing to Gronk, Mike Evans, and Godwin, finally having the receivers he's fantasized about since Randy*

# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:00

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Edelman on his Nick Boyle poo poo

# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:29

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

So who's making the GDT for the HoF preseason game tonight fellas?

I love the preseason. I can't believe we have already missed all of the stories about the shape of the players relative to other points of their lives.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 02:03

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

fsif posted:

I love the preseason. I can't believe we have already missed all of the stories about the shape of the players relative to other points of their lives.

All the snapped ACL�s gettin� replaces by opt outs now and later, positive COVID tests.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 02:15

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Will there be more or less ACL tears without normal training camp?

# ? Aug 7, 2020 02:19

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Listen, the ACL God needs it's ACL's.

It's going to get them one way or another. Even if that involves non-football related injuries/accidents.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 02:23

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Will there be more or less ACL tears without normal training camp?

so many loving more.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 02:54

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I'm thinking of Jonathan Isaac right now

# ? Aug 7, 2020 03:10

Sono: Apr 9, 2008

Gonz posted:

Listen, the ACL God needs it's ACL's.

It's going to get them one way or another. Even if that involves non-football related injuries/accidents.

The monkey's paw curls, and the CDC announces that the virus has mutated and is now making ankles explode.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 03:34

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Sono posted:

The monkey's paw curls, and the CDC announces that the virus has mutated and is now making ankles explode.

So, is the way to stop COVID to have it get drafted by the Lions?

# ? Aug 7, 2020 04:01

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1291757270301380610

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SmugSilverAntbear-mobile.mp4

# ? Aug 7, 2020 16:28

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Gronk is a fantasy fit for United Healthcare indeed

# ? Aug 7, 2020 16:34

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Spoeank posted:

what the gently caress man

https://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=06232004

# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:27

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1291771061621657605

I'm sure this'll be fine

# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:30

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

https://twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/1291773918576091137?s=19

Another weird, weird turn in this saga

# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:43

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Manoueverable posted:

https://twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/1291773918576091137?s=19

Another weird, weird turn in this saga

I'm betting Dunbar is a snitch.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:55

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# ? May 24, 2024 21:29

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Hot Diggity! posted:

https://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=06232004

I had abs for like 2 weeks in college. I killed myself for them for months, Then one day they were there.

I remember looking at myself in the mirror after waking up one morning and instantly realizing I was the same goofy looking rear end in a top hat, I just had lines on my stomach. 45 minutes later I was eating a big ol' sammich.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:56

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