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i shid my pants until i smell bad while yelling BAZOOKA |
# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:52 |
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LastGoodBoy posted:Two gold PP7s in the Temple
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# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:58 |
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I have acquired a better weapon than Christopher Walken. He was too hard to carry around without a buddy. Behold, the badly drawn gun:
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:29 |
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I carry around a phone with the Gaming Garbage videos downloaded to ward off predators |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:38 |
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Now when I throw my daggers at you they turn into 3 separate daggers in mid air and reappear in my hand when they strike any surface (which will be you because i never miss!!)
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:40 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:A pen. Slightly mightier than a sword, nowhere near as mighty as a gun. What if we... COMBINED THEM? https://www.guns.com/news/2012/10/30/stinger-pen-gun
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:42 |
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Evil Bob posted:Now when I throw my daggers at you they turn into 3 separate daggers in mid air and reappear in my hand when they strike any surface (which will be you because i never miss!!) I switched to magnets |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:44 |
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The_Rob posted:I’m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno I also have a laser that reverses dick magnifying glasses because of my nemesis. You may have heard of him. Sherlock 'John' Holmes?!? |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:49 |
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Also the laser watch from Goldeneye |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:49 |
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my weiner!! XD |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:50 |
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Musluk posted:I have acquired a better weapon than Christopher Walken. He was too hard to carry around without a buddy. ASAPRockySituation posted:I carry around a phone with the Gaming Garbage videos downloaded to ward off predators
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 00:59 |
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SavageMessiah posted:my weiner!! XD like its a bazooka but a DOUBLE bazooka.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 01:46 |
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A diet Pepsi can I peed in and splash at would-be attackers.
High on the hog, 90's style. |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 02:42 |
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LastGoodBoy posted:A diet Pepsi can I peed in and splash at would-be attackers. JARATE!!!
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 03:03 |
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My weapon of choice is the M6G Magnum. I win. |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 05:24 |
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Thunder Moose posted:What if we... COMBINED THEM? Holy crudbutt! |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 05:25 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Holy crudbutt! wait, how did you know what my weapon of choice was... haven't you been spying on me? |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 05:29 |
the power of friendship can vanquish any foe | |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 05:40 |
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my weapon of choice is my eyes. i throw them.at yoy, grossing yuo out and giving me the advantage in hand to hand combat, as i can see you now from multiple directions, predicting your ever- hey no dont step on them!!!! thats not allowed!!! heyyyy!!!! |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 05:55 |
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BleedingPhoenix posted:My weapon of choice is the M6G Magnum. I win. Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle? I found it odd.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 13:58 |
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logic
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:00 |
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Thunder Moose posted:Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle? no i dont thank u for ur time |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 16:37 |
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A rapier wit. |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 16:40 |
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Thunder Moose posted:Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle? It is odd, yet works so well. Best weapon. |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 16:52 |
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gotta walk with rhythm
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:24 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:i have a lot of different weapons now actually. Is this your weapon? I was going to say I prefer to use my words, but I already got beat to that. I guess I throw books at people sometimes?
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 19:28 |
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seduction |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 19:47 |
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handcuffing myself to the radiator and crying loudly
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 20:03 |
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throwing myself down a flight of stairs at my opponent
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 20:11 |
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i fall on my own sword YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME NOW
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 20:55 |
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yes, i pronounce it "swored" how the gently caress do you say it?
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 20:56 |
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Pahilla the Hun posted:yes, i pronounce it "swored" how the gently caress do you say it?
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 21:41 |
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I'm gonna hug you until you say you're good to go!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 22:16 |
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Stanley 99E |
# ? Aug 8, 2020 00:46 |
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Weed |
# ? Aug 8, 2020 01:02 |
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rear end |
# ? Aug 8, 2020 01:19 |
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Battery powered circular saw, ziptied trigger, thrown very accurately and with GUSTO |
# ? Aug 8, 2020 01:34 |
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I went to the gun shop and asked for their cheapest gun. It doesn't so much shoot as dribble out melted glue, but the tip is very hot so I'm going to keep using it. |
# ? Aug 8, 2020 01:44 |
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i simply go up to my enemies, offer them a milkshake, a tab of lsd, and chill with them watching the stars lifes too short man |
# ? Aug 8, 2020 02:31 |
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alexandriao posted:i simply go up to my enemies, offer them a milkshake, a tab of lsd, and chill with them watching the stars unfortunately i have been stabbed and shot many times by various armies over the years |
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