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Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Turns out a wife beater tends to stretch the truth

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
hmm yes very interesting

twoday has issued a correction as of 04:55 on Aug 7, 2020

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Tulip posted:

did we seriously have a decade of forum drama around a claim that was completely debunked by a single foia

lmao how the gently caress did this not happen like, a dozen times already

Lowtax was generally pretty well liked, and just because it should have been obvious that he was a piece of poo poo don't mean anyone was gonna seriously question him

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

twoday posted:

hmm yes very interesting

isn't it?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
sure is

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

one dude said he worked in a dc restaurant and wanted to sneak in a rocket launcher

serve some soup

fire rocket at marine helicopter

refresh drinks

sweep

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

i seent it :ninja:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lmao of course it was a lie

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

twoday posted:

hmm yes very interesting

Fly Molo posted:

isn't it?

why'd you edit your post, it was fine

also i don't remember posting thaOH GOD I SMELL TOAST

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
[REDACTED]

twoday has issued a correction as of 05:31 on Aug 7, 2020

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dreylad posted:

i think the fyad jealousy angle is largely made up too, at best it's people taking someone from fyad jokingly posting that and everyone taking it seriously. as usual, the answer is lowtax being an idiot rear end in a top hat

i mean is it really that implausible a forum known for deranged nutbars who take posting way too seriously would get murked by a different forum known for deranged nutbars who take posting way too seriously but also happen to be lowtax's posting buddies

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

twoday posted:

[REDACTED]

drat, more like tooniceday

lol don’t sweat it, I think cspammers are p. well immunized against bad news at this point, we’ve all learned to lmao with the punches

Somebody has issued a correction as of 05:31 on Aug 7, 2020

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

bedpan posted:

Filter the leper's colony for pemabans by lowtax in november 2010 and you'll see the four people (NATO, A Goddamn Red, aryangoku92, MaggotMaster) who were ostensibly banned for "Congratulations! The Secret Service has issued a subpoena to Something Awful LLC regarding your post! You are one of the forum's most stupid individuals ever!"

Man thats so obviously the “Lowtax is lying” voice lol that anyone fell for it

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
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Korean Boomhauer has issued a correction as of 05:36 on Aug 7, 2020

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

bedpan posted:

What is the real story behind LF trying to kill a president?

I asked the United States Secret Service and they said "no records were located"



Did I not use the right words or should I have contacted the FBI?

lmao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

bedpan posted:

A Goddamn Red was banned for this but I am doubting if he or anyone else for that matter got a visit from the secret service

I gave the range of 2008 - 2011 on my FOIA request and although all of this stuff took place in November 2010, I'd think something would have been captured.

lmao

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
All these names are bringing back memories. Man the lead up to the 2008 election was such a fun time in LF.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

👁️

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

All these names are bringing back memories. Man the lead up to the 2008 election was such a fun time in LF.

I miss the LF prison thread, that’s where I first learned that cops are loving bastardmen.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
restore LF
unban kyoon
delete fyad
ban the chuds

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

smarxist posted:

unban kyoon

I am a huge fan of kyoon and would love to unban them but there is no way that they would ever come back and post here because they are busy running qanon nowadays

kyoon = qanon[1]


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[1] wake up sheeple

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i'm sort of half torn that it was an knowing or unknowing lie by concocated pilled up dickard in an ambien haze bc the child support guy came to their door once; or an alphabet soup that never talks to one another and is poo poo piss poor at recording keeping instead of just visits with just the absolute dumbest loving morons in it

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
The governor of Alaska is kind of a milf

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

time warp

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3N6_YqZyD8

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ur in my world now posted:

he ran the goons.txt twitter account and jumped off a bridge because he pushed a cop at a house party. his suicide note told everyone to play the new legend of zelda game and to take a gender studies class

Wait ts12 ran goons.txt? Lmao

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

err posted:

deadbeat loser spouse abuser

This fits real well with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme tune

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
itt we believe the US government is totally telling the truth guys and have never heard of malicious compliance in database searches

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

itt we believe the US government is totally telling the truth guys and have never heard of malicious compliance in database searches
ya i tend to lean more towards this, or just complete incompetence that poo poo isn't even properly recorded. lmao at believing alphabet intelligence agencies for anything.

ofc ol' dickyanka is untrustworthy as gently caress but its not out of the relam to have some staunch anti-lf lurkers or w/e report some poo poo and get a nasty email/phone call. i kind of doubt they actually wnet all the way out to buttfuck nowhere missouri over it.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

hmm who do i believe more, a lying wifebeater or an agency of lying wifebeaterspigs

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

err posted:

lowtax is a deadbeat loser spouse abuser that fabricated a claim to clamp down on leftists on his internet forum

why am i still posting here

to err is human, to post divine

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Xaris posted:

ya i tend to lean more towards this, or just complete incompetence that poo poo isn't even properly recorded. lmao at believing alphabet intelligence agencies for anything.

ofc ol' dickyanka is untrustworthy as gently caress but its not out of the relam to have some staunch anti-lf lurkers or w/e report some poo poo and get a nasty email/phone call. i kind of doubt they actually wnet all the way out to buttfuck nowhere missouri over it.

my own theory is that some goon prank called Lowtax pretending to be secret service and his ambien-addled brain took it seriously

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

my own theory is that some goon prank called Lowtax pretending to be secret service and his ambien-addled brain took it seriously
I didn't think about that, this would be the funniest option

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

holy poo poo just occam razor it, lowtax lied

god drat

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

my own theory is that some goon prank called Lowtax pretending to be secret service and his ambien-addled brain took it seriously

this makes too much sense

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lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

my own theory is that some goon prank called Lowtax pretending to be secret service and his ambien-addled brain took it seriously
vs

Zas posted:

Man thats so obviously the “Lowtax is lying” voice lol that anyone fell for it

por que no los dos?

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