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hi I have my period as we speak and it loving sucks. do you have yours right now?? loving kvetch with me, let’s have a thread and rag on being on the rag we can chat about Tampons or pads or cups or [mystery device] food cravings rage acne sore tits cramps having your period in the hot rear end summer: is this punishment? IUD periods (death be upon them) cool partners being nice and giving you back rubs and cuddling can we goons sync up our period as a show of terrifying power just putting it out there period memes? Are they a thing I don’t know sex on your period, towel down? some Saran Wrap? tarp??? your first period Not a period haver? You can post here just keep it on topic but don’t be a loving wuss whatever fits into this topic, gender is irrelevant, let out some monthly rage or weep here it’s cool to kick off this thread: I am working out more and ran on a treadmill this AM and I felt like a bag of strawberry jam in a precariously closed ziplock bag surrounded by a million needles. however I wasn’t as exhausted and didn’t sweat as much?? apparently it’s normal but I’m loving baffled. Nearly two drat decades with this ~natural phenomenon~ and I’m still learning new bodily mysteries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3-ITn0e00U
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:20 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:59 |
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Period. The condition known as the period.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:22 |
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what if a girl donated blood right before their period?
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:35 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:what if a girl donated blood right before their period? I’ve done so, and I have miserable iron and fainted! Was not fun but it got me out of gym class
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:36 |
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Do they call it a bloody full stop in the UK?
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:37 |
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teen witch posted:I’ve done so, and I have miserable iron and fainted! Was not fun but it got me out of gym class ops pranking people with de-ironed fainting blood
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:41 |
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don't mind me i just like to watch.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:43 |
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Sometimes a gentleman can have a period too if for instance he cranks he own hog too much, or has a deadly disease, but usually it's the former.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:49 |
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Sorry you have your period OP. I hope you feel better soon.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 11:55 |
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are organic tampons a scam?
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 12:12 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:
“It’s just
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 12:32 |
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Les Os posted:are organic tampons a scam? Never used them? I assume it’s probably fine just more expensive? If I see any I’ll post a trip report
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 12:34 |
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Currently sitting on the toilet, looking at blood on the seat my wife didn't clean. Can't decide if I want to clean it or scrape it off in case I need to clone her/do black magic.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 12:36 |
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Don't listen to big moonstration, period blood is the weakest of all human bloods for ritual casting and about as good as mid grade cow's blood. You're paying a premium just to say you used human blood and probably diluting the potency of potion mixes without realizing it.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 13:07 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Currently sitting on the toilet, looking at blood on the seat my wife didn't clean. Can't decide if I want to clean it or scrape it off in case I need to clone her/do black magic. She menstrualized the seat
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 13:14 |
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Universe Master posted:Do they call it a bloody full stop in the UK? I'm loving screaming. I'm the only person I know who gets excited about their period, but that's because getting one means my delightful collection of endometriomashas shrunk enough to permit me to do so! Yahooooo.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 13:43 |
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IDK why people think period blood is so much worse than regular blood. Imagine if people lost their poo poo looking at someone who accidentally got a gash on their leg like they do hearing about a period.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 13:51 |
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Punani drizzle.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 13:52 |
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I'm the guy with a good attitude towards menstruation! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4FdyWaOCo
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 13:55 |
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Ehud posted:I'm the guy with a good attitude towards menstruation! Didn't you stab that plus sized man in the Bible until poop came out.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 13:57 |
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*watching kotex commercials w/ the blue liquid tests and whispering "that's so loving cool"* i wish i could have even one...
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:02 |
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I haven't had a period in a year thanks to my iud. Not having a period is the coolest thing I have ever done. I got two more years of being constantly not bleeding and then I am getting a new one shoved right up there. gently caress you, mother nature, eat science bitch.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:06 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I haven't had a period in a year thanks to my iud. Not having a period is the coolest thing I have ever done. I got two more years of being constantly not bleeding and then I am getting a new one shoved right up there. the ghosts of those periods are haunting other women somewhere in time
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:13 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I haven't had a period in a year thanks to my iud. Not having a period is the coolest thing I have ever done. I got two more years of being constantly not bleeding and then I am getting a new one shoved right up there. Copper or hormonal? I got the copper one and it’s cranked my period to maximum overflow. They’re finally consistent thank gently caress.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:28 |
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Copper 3 year. I know a lot of women have bad reactions to iuds, but it worked for my sister and I really well. I will say that the day after I got it put in it felt like it was trying to burrow out of me. But since then it's been hunky dory. Sorry you got a bad rap there, tw. Also, hey, it's been a while.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:31 |
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Woo hoo Actually you will miss them when they are gone because oh poo poo you are getting old and hot flashes are worse, lucky us. (Unless you have really painful periods, I didn't thank God but menopause has been really rough for me so arrggh.) My best period story is I unfortunately had it start once when a boyfriend was going down on me. What are they odds? Not THAT high-I didn't have a charmed life lol. He was p upset, scrubbing at his moustache at the sink, the water turning pink while I laughed helplessly. We were together for years after that, he was a good sport. I also paid 1000 bucks in mid 90s for Norplant, 5 matchstick birth control thingys to be fanned under the skin of my left bicep. Those made me spot continuously destroying my sex life (I was single) until I finally paid hundreds more to have them finally yanked out after only a year. That was total bullshit.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:37 |
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I got some free tampons when I began at university and I've held on to them. I don't know why, I guess I think if I ever have a lady friend or lover have an emergency I will gallantly offer her one of these tampons. So far this has not happened and I suppose it's unlikely it will. I'll have any ladies reading this know they're very fun and colorful.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:47 |
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Grevling posted:I got some free tampons when I began at university and I've held on to them. I don't know why, I guess I think if I ever have a lady friend or lover have an emergency I will gallantly offer her one of these tampons. So far this has not happened and I suppose it's unlikely it will. I'll have any ladies reading this know they're very fun and colorful. put them in your butt before a long car ride Alternatively, soak them in everclear and then do that but please be a passenger for that one. Also do any girls here have any tips or tricks for finding your menstruation or tricking it to come out of hiding? As a man sometimes mine plays very hard to get and is extremely elusive. I'd like to be in charge of it and, I don't want to say 'show it who's boss', but at least be more aware of where it is and what it's up to. Thank you.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 15:07 |
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Big Beef City posted:
Cough
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 15:10 |
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The lack of periods in your posts is really annoying op.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 15:14 |
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is it time for the blue liquid again?
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 15:14 |
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My first girlfriend had a stepdad who would almost throw up anytime the word period was mentioned around him, dude would literally slam down his cutlery in the middle of shoveling whatever hungryman garbage he was eating and berate the offender as if theyd just poo poo on his favorite foodball team waving the american flag just for him on his birthday. I saw this grown rear end man run to the bathroom to retch and heave when my gf asked her mom if she could have a pad. Anyway that's my overreacting to a period story
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 15:52 |
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My last two periods lasted for a little over a month each. Shortly before COVID-19, some doctors discovered multiple fibroids chilling on/in my uterus, one that was the size of a cantaloupe. I made an appointment to have them removed/burned to death/whatever, and the appointment was supposed to be in April. edit: Big Beef City posted:
Stop haunting me with your ghost periods, drat it. edit2: Spinz posted:(Unless you have really painful periods, I didn't thank God but menopause has been really rough for me so arrggh.) Once I had such bad period pain that I had to crawl on my hands & knees to the bathroom to vomit, and then when I lost the strength to do that, I lied on my side in bed & put a plastic bag next to my face that I could roll over & puke into. The pain abruptly stopped, and I thought that I had literally died, and I was actually relieved. Then it came back. I didn't call an ambulance because I didn't have insurance. Grevling posted:I got some free tampons when I began at university and I've held on to them. I don't know why, I guess I think if I ever have a lady friend or lover have an emergency I will gallantly offer her one of these tampons. So far this has not happened and I suppose it's unlikely it will. I'll have any ladies reading this know they're very fun and colorful. In my experience, free tampons are always regular, and the last time I used a regular tampon, I bled through it in like seven minutes. Big Beef City posted:Also do any girls here have any tips or tricks for finding your menstruation or tricking it to come out of hiding? As a man sometimes mine plays very hard to get and is extremely elusive. I'd like to be in charge of it and, I don't want to say 'show it who's boss', but at least be more aware of where it is and what it's up to. Thank you. Poop. YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Aug 7, 2020 |
# ? Aug 7, 2020 16:10 |
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Closest thing I ever had to a period was when I ate a 5 pack of super spicy tacos with some cheap beer and a recorked bottle of red wine I had sitting in the back of the fridge for a week or so. That was my first thought, god I’m menstruating, how is this possible? No, I actually just ate the weight of a newborn baby in tacos. So I can empathize you know. *cracks knuckles, burps*
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 16:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY Vag tastes best post period
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:44 |
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Having your period sucks, while not having it owns
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:46 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:In my experience, free tampons are always regular, and the last time I used a regular tampon, I bled through it in like seven minutes. Well any port in a storm I imagine. Although since you mention it I should probably get the premium kind of tampons for the event that I can rescue a lady in her hour of need,
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 17:55 |
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Grevling posted:Well any port in a storm I imagine. Although since you mention it I should probably get the premium kind of tampons for the event that I can rescue a lady in her hour of need, Super. Get a multi-pack of Super, Regular, and Light, and just go around trying to rescue cranky-looking females.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 18:15 |
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Thinking of this one time, the sudden feeling of wet glass shards, i am a man, it was not my vagina
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 18:21 |
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ILY Dead Gay Forum posted:Super. Get a multi-pack of Super, Regular, and Light, and just go around trying to rescue cranky-looking females. Don't forget Super Plus.
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# ? Aug 7, 2020 18:22 |