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lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
The Phantom: The Ghost that EATS

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
BoondocksEats, you don't get to eat because the guy at the register won't stop ranting and raving about how 9/11 was an inside job and BET doesn't air shows he likes.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
MothergooseandgrimEATS

HagarthehorribleEATS

9chickweedlaneEATS

MarktrailEATS

Get on this, Nathan! So many properties, so much dad's money to spend!

Also:

lt_kennedy posted:

The Phantom: The Ghost that EATS
Very yes.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Lasagna Cat Eats

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Stabbed At Garfields" would make a great album name. "No Witnesses" would be the second track with no vocals that you listen to once and skip every time after.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

KillerJunglist posted:

BCeats

BroomhildaEats

HiandLoisEats

JrJumbleEats

The possibilities are endless.

meanwhile, Andy Capp only has those bizarre little chip fries

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
GarfieldEATS
ScoobySNACKS
DilbertFUCKS

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Can Naten quit being such a princess for a moment and use his dad's saudi money to lay the groundwork for a national chain of weed cafes and delivery services? My neighborhood is in desperate need of a local ScoobySNACKS and their fleet of mystery machines.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
TeenageMutantNinjaTurtleEATS

SamuraiPizzaCatsEATS

BikerMiceFromMarsEATS

BloomCountyEATS
> OutlandEats
> OpusEats

CalvinAndHobbesEATS

TheFarsideEATS

CathyFuckinDamnSureEATS

Clockwork Sputnik fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Aug 6, 2020

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Can Naten quit being such a princess for a moment and use his dad's saudi money to lay the groundwork for a national chain of weed cafes and delivery services? My neighborhood is in desperate need of a local ScoobySNACKS and their fleet of mystery machines.

:vince:

Of all the poo poo they’ll license Scooby Doo for, how have they not licensed this?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

whydirt posted:

Lasagna Cat Eats

Yes.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
Odie Eats Off Table

Nermal Eats Abu Dhabi

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

MegatokyoEats

Caters exclusively to weird weebs that are also sex weirds

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
What the gently caress, Nathen? One day you're tweeting about your responsibility to the cat, and the next you're talking about taking it off? I really hope he continues to stand with his godfather Jim Davis and with America's favourite cat.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
Isn’t America’s favourite cat the one always trying to eat tweeter bird? Claude I believe.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Street SharksEATS

Cadillacs & DinosaursEATS

Mummies Alive!EATS

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Street SharksEATS


Well now I want that. I'll have an Extra-Jawsome fish sandwich and a side of Piranoid Popcorn (shrimp).

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Bubsy(not the video game but the cartoon)EATS

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Baby Huey EATS

Atomic Robo-Kid
Aug 18, 2008

.Blast.Processing.

Wait Till Your Father Gets HomeEATS

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Ode to a Nightingale

by John kEATS

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

KillerJunglist posted:

9chickweedlaneEATS

unhinging my horrible many-toothed maw to consume a thesaurus, as a classical musician/supermodel gives a handjob to a nebbish old man in the booth next to me. people film it and put it on the news and everyone who watches it gets very horny somehow.

yes this a genuine and accurate description of the contents of 9 chickweed lane

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
I find the ScoobyEats concept genuinely upsetting.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Nathens gonna try to feed us dentasticks completely unironically

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!


SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

Bubsy(not the video game but the cartoon)EATS

What could PAWSibly go wrong?!

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Xaintrailles posted:

Actually, I can't think of a better time to licence a media property that hinges on ripping masks off people.

:golfclap:

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
F is for Family Dining

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Pakistani politics posted:

Press F to Family Dining

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Are you not entergaged?

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
holding out for goatsEATS

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Press F to be Entergaged

Download our Entergagement App to press F.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Avynte posted:

holding out for goatsEATS

We're open for business. Give us a ring!

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

Avynte posted:

holding out for goatsEATS

That's a bit of a stretch.

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012
Ctl+Alt+DelEats.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
I hate to interrupt funny CartoonEATS jokes, but I want to make sure none of you miss this rare chance to see garfield IN PERSON! During a pandemic!!!

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1291498448546680833?s=20

REMEMBER THE 90S ???

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Meet and greet garfield EVERY DAY

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Stay browsed

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That little pause before fully turning around to reveal the Garf frontal. Oh, he knows what he's doing.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
I went to a gudetama restaurant, it seems only fair I'd go to a Garfield one too

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Autechresaint posted:

Ctl+Alt+DelEats.

Try our abortion-shaped pizza pieces today.

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