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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

God drat.

https://twitter.com/DavidOvalle305/status/1291773166952603648?s=19

Dunbar, Griffin, Adams, Diggs, with Tre Flowers and Marquise Blair as backups is a hell of a secondary.

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1291780580460253184?s=20

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Cambushka

https://twitter.com/PatrickClaybon/status/1291765788836167685?s=19

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Josh McCown rules

https://twitter.com/JoshMcCown12/status/1291754973215313920?s=20

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

shirts and skins posted:

God drat.

https://twitter.com/DavidOvalle305/status/1291773166952603648?s=19

Dunbar, Griffin, Adams, Diggs, with Tre Flowers and Marquise Blair as backups is a hell of a secondary.
Now all we need is some pass rush and we're good to go (for two games until the season is cancelled).

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
NFL players that Actually have a sense of humor about themselves own so hard.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

drat!

https://twitter.com/JoshMcCown12/status/1291760841726013442?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




This is good and it'll be even funnnier by week 5 when Byron Leftwich is just actively cosplaying as Josh McDaniels and they're just using his old playbook.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Wanna try Cam's perogies now.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






That's great but why interview his poor grandmother instead of him?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grandma Cam needs a nap after watching the Showcase Showdown.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Is that Cam or the Big Bad Wolf?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/ByRyanWood/status/1291804345588228097

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

You mean teams other than the Chargers have this issue???????

the yellow dart
Jul 19, 2004

King of rings, armlocks, hugs, and our hearts

a neat cape posted:

You mean teams other than the Chargers have this issue???????

Well there were other fans at FedEx, just, you know, for the other team.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

the yellow dart posted:

Well there were other fans at FedEx, just, you know, for the other team.

Oh so exactly like the chargers.

Speaking of:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1291807067825680386

The Chargers won this trade anyways but yikes

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Uhhhh yeah you should really sit this one out man. Or retire I guess that's an even better idea.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The panthers aren’t allowed to have tackles.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


A+ post lad

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

https://twitter.com/BrinleyMichael/status/1291784159946584065

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Remember when New England had no cap space

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1291712085949382656

indigi
Jul 20, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Cam probably remembers

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

a neat cape posted:

Oh so exactly like the chargers.

Speaking of:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1291807067825680386

The Chargers won this trade anyways but yikes

Yeah holy shut dude I am not a doctor but that sounds like football is a really really bad idea.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Which would get a QB killed less?

-The ghost of Okung

-Matt Kalil

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

waah posted:

Which would get a QB killed less?

-The ghost of Okung

-Matt Kalil

doesn’t take a pass rusher to put teddy out of action for a year :(

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/MaioccoNBCS/status/1291835949047885825?s=19

Put in Coryell

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy

It is a travesty he's not already in, as much as he did for the game there is no reason he shouldn't be in.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

Put in Coryell

:hmmyes:

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

They're going to need that to roll over to 2021 to pay for the guys who opted out this year, though. It's not by any mean ruinous(especially because they've got a lot of real cap space in 2021), but you're kicking the can down the road on guys in their early to mid 30's with significant dead cap space. Some of these guys Belichick probably wanted to re-evaluate this year, and instead he's going to have a 34 year old Patrick Chung or a 33 year old Marcus Cannon on the roster pretty much regardless if their dicks fall off and roll down a storm drain.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
As a bengals fan I've seen some pretty awful tackle play. The rankings might change based on my mood but the 3 worst tackles I've ever seen play are Marshall Newhouse, Ced Ogbuehi and Bobby Hart.



Right now I would give Bobby Hart the edge because hes apparently a Corona truther and I'm half expecting him to infect half the roster.



Apparently the patriots are thinking Newhouse will start for them, rip Cam.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Eifert Posting posted:

As a bengals fan I've seen some pretty awful tackle play. The rankings might change based on my mood but the 3 worst tackles I've ever seen play are Marshall Newhouse, Ced Ogbuehi and Bobby Hart.



Right now I would give Bobby Hart the edge because hes apparently a Corona truther and I'm half expecting him to infect half the roster.



Apparently the patriots are thinking Newhouse will start for them, rip Cam.

The Giants has both Hart and Newhouse on their line on 2015 and people wondered why Eli was trying to throw a one-step slant every other play.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and they started Ereck Flowers at left tackle for 15 games that year too! :suicide:

fartknocker fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Aug 7, 2020

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Put in Art Modell

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

sharknado slashfic posted:

Put in Art Modell

The hall will burn.

Also Belichick is one of the voters keeping him out lol

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

This is going to be a dumb question considering it is Cleveland...but...uh...who opted out?

VS

Who wouldn't opt out of Cleveland.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Gatts posted:

This is going to be a dumb question considering it is Cleveland...but...uh...who opted out?

VS

Who wouldn't opt out of Cleveland.

The only one worth noticing was Drew Forbes which is nuts*

*he was a 6th round pick and deffo doesn't have the money to pay back his stipend if he doesn't make a team next year.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Gatts posted:

This is going to be a dumb question considering it is Cleveland...but...uh...who opted out?

VS

Who wouldn't opt out of Cleveland.

Cleveland Browns legends Drew Forbes, Drake Dorbeck, Colby Gossett, Andrew Billings and Malcolm Bridgeon, of course

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
ah gently caress

https://twitter.com/JPFinlayNBCS/status/1291862707617005568

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Spoeank posted:

Cleveland Browns legends Drew Forbes, Drake Dorbeck, Colby Gossett, Andrew Billings and Malcolm Bridgeon, of course

You could have told me all those guys were on the Hydra of QB’s since 1999 and I’d have had to think about it for a moment.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Washington Football Team star Derrius Guice has been arrested in Virginia on suspicion of domestic violence, TMZ Sports has learned.

The 23-year-old running back was taken into custody on Friday on multiple charges, including one count of felony strangulation, according to the Loudoun County Sheriff's Office.

He's also facing 3 counts of assault and battery and 1 count of destruction of property.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1291870340638035974 holy poo poo that was fast

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