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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/Conblob/status/1291812677170339840?s=19

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Crunchy Black posted:

TRUMP

well imma watch jeopardy and not this stupid rear end presser. c yall later

imagine flaunting your cowardice this way. face the firehose of poo poo like the rest of us, mouth open and adoring

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Crunchy Black posted:

TRUMP

well imma watch jeopardy and not this stupid rear end presser. c yall later

Wrong answer pisstank

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
how frequently does the secret service check on truempo while he's on the shitter to make sure ha hasn't fallen asleep or died or something?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Atrocious Joe posted:

MSNBC is saying Trump needs to use this speech to condemn Russia

Also that Russia may be pretending to be China in order to divide the country

Libs sounding pretty owned

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Qurnah posted:

how frequently does the secret service check on truempo while he's on the shitter to make sure ha hasn't fallen asleep or died or something?

They can probably hear him crafting his tweets aloud

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


drat, America is thicc

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Qurnah posted:

how frequently does the secret service check on truempo while he's on the shitter to make sure ha hasn't fallen asleep or died or something?

Apparently they dont check this thread. Feel free to speculate

Commissar Of Doom
Apr 21, 2009
america looks like a happy whale swimming from that angle

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 355 days!

Crunchy Black posted:

TRUMP

well imma watch jeopardy and not this stupid rear end presser. c yall later
Don't you want to witness firsthand the presidnet getting coronavirus?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Joementum posted:

these are actually cool and good ways of coping



just add a stikethrough to dangerous and it's done

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

reignofevil posted:

Libs sounding pretty owned

https://twitter.com/maddow/status/1291857741481496577?s=20

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/TheWorldJoker1/status/1291785758202892288

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





dont post mole-people propaganda

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Qurnah posted:

how frequently does the secret service check on truempo while he's on the shitter to make sure ha hasn't fallen asleep or died or something?
reminder that when the president travels outside of secure locations, he doesn't flush the toilet and poops/pees in special containers placed on/in the toilet so that no one can capture presidential body fluids to determine if he's ill/taking meds/etc.

and that all has to be collected by some secret service person

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
has anyone seen our Big Wet Boy?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1291783688389263361
life sentence for mischief lmao

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

reminder that when the president travels outside of secure locations, he doesn't flush the toilet and poops/pees in special containers placed on/in the toilet so that no one can capture presidential body fluids to determine if he's ill/taking meds/etc.

and that all has to be collected by some secret service person

so in other words he's definitely covered in feces right now

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

reminder that when the president travels outside of secure locations, he doesn't flush the toilet and poops/pees in special containers placed on/in the toilet so that no one can capture presidential body fluids to determine if he's ill/taking meds/etc.

and that all has to be collected by some secret service person

the ending of raiders of the lost ark, but its just miles and miles of warehoused piss and poo poo

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

evil shenanigans

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


i imagine bedford is considered "secure" , but lol to that

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





:d2a:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

reminder that when the president travels outside of secure locations, he doesn't flush the toilet and poops/pees in special containers placed on/in the toilet so that no one can capture presidential body fluids to determine if he's ill/taking meds/etc.

and that all has to be collected by some secret service person

much respect for the ss guy assigned to schlep around trumpos duffle bag-filling shits

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/justinsink/stat...ingawful.com%2F

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




its rear end in a top hat time

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/berniesanders/status/1291877623946149889?s=21

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
lol playing here comes the chief

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



:siren: trump time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMQ9RAFPOU

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
lmao

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Trump's here

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

the gently caress .... hail to the chief and cheers

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/alejodorowsky/status/506100567169851392

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



whoa you can’t bring children in here, the president is speaking

Commissar Of Doom
Apr 21, 2009
TRUMP TIME!

GREAT HONOR!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hijinks? well, thats the fuckin chair

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
again with numbers

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


im not sure i've ever heard hail to the chief played for him except at military speeches

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

GREATEST PERIOD OF JOB CREATION IN AMERICAN HISTORY

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
oh boy a bunch of jobs....created...?

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