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The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

ChristsDickWorship posted:

this is gop to herman cain
you've really made the grade
larry elder wants your thoughts about welfare
now it's time to come to tulsa if you dare

this is herman cain to gop
i'm stepping off the plane
and i'm coughing in a most peculiar way
and pizza tastes very different today

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

fuckin hell the amount of people not wearing masks in DC is giving me anxiety

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Good soup! posted:

Colorized whale dick is the content I crave

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

twoday posted:

how did you do that

https://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/colorizer

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Good soup! posted:

fuckin hell the amount of people not wearing masks in DC is giving me anxiety
I was sitting in a car in midtown a couple weeks ago, and easily 80% of people walking around had no masks on or had them around their chins, covering only their mouths, etc.

I was freaking out and starting to gesture at people but they just ignored me like a crazy person

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020


whens his speech at the democratic convention

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol they aren't even waiting until the election to really start the parade of "surprise: it really was all crime" books

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

oh this is amazing, thank you!

also while looking at the colorized version, I just noticed that not only is there a tremendous amount of detail of the whale anus, but there is also a whole nother guy examining the whale balls; the attention to detail in this part of the etching makes me convinced that the artist who made it actually went out to the beach to see a beached whale and spent a ton of time carefully analyzing whale junk

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Bootleg Trunks posted:

whens his speech at the democratic convention

lamo

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I am looking for the trump tweet where he canceled his trip to denmark because they wouldn't sell him greenland but I cannot find it

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
no wait got it lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961884225277954?s=20

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

twoday posted:

oh this is amazing, thank you!

also while looking at the colorized version, I just noticed that not only is there a tremendous amount of detail of the whale anus, but there is also a whole nother guy examining the whale balls; the attention to detail in this part of the etching makes me convinced that the artist who made it actually went out to the beach to see a beached whale and spent a ton of time carefully analyzing whale junk

who wouldnt tbh

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yrt,p

https://i.imgur.com/K3lplM7.mp4

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

ChristsDickWorship posted:

this is gop to herman cain
you've really made the grade
larry elder wants your thoughts about welfare
now it's time to come to tulsa if you dare

this is herman cain to gop
i'm stepping off the plane
and i'm coughing in a most peculiar way
and pizza tastes very different today

this is nice

it really made me picture the herminator up there, smiling like the mona lisa with ice crystals twinkling on his lashes and skin as he steers elon musk's car across the skies for 100,000 years as he is pitted into nothingness by micrometeorites and cosmic fuckin rays

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Giga Gaia posted:

who wouldnt tbh

it's why it's such a compelling work of art

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Obviously Greenland is made of dollar bills

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

keep your hands up lowtax!

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

good hip turn on that hit

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE IN THAT CLIP HAVE SOCKS ON WITH SANDLES OR CROCS

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Cucked again

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A Bakers Cousin posted:

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE IN THAT CLIP HAVE SOCKS ON WITH SANDLES OR CROCS

white people

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

It’s okay, they’re taking it back!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

twoday posted:

it's why it's such a compelling work of art

it's :hai:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Good soup! posted:

fuckin hell the amount of people not wearing masks in DC is giving me anxiety

yeah in my neighborhood that's basically, like, friday nights and weekends when all the virginians come into town, and the rest of the week when it's neighborhood folks and blue-collar types basically everyone has a mask

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

twoday posted:

thank you for reminding me of this 17th century Dutch engraving of a beached whale where one of the people who came out to look at the whale is obviously measuring the size of its dick with a yardstick



i prefer to believe were using it to set a reference size for all measurements we use today (only recently replaced by the watt balance or silicon sphere or whatever)

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

ChristsDickWorship posted:

this is gop to herman cain
you've really made the grade
larry elder wants your thoughts about welfare
now it's time to come to tulsa if you dare

this is herman cain to gop
i'm stepping off the plane
and i'm coughing in a most peculiar way
and pizza tastes very different today

lmao whenever a prominent conservative dies its good as gently caress, hail satana enchilada

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

twoday posted:

thank you for reminding me of this 17th century Dutch engraving of a beached whale where one of the people who came out to look at the whale is obviously measuring the size of its dick with a yardstick



wow, whales are amazing creatures. look at that!

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lol boom

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/yDFh3Bw.mp4

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

ChristsDickWorship posted:

this is gop to herman cain
you've really made the grade
larry elder wants your thoughts about welfare
now it's time to come to tulsa if you dare

this is herman cain to gop
i'm stepping off the plane
and i'm coughing in a most peculiar way
and pizza tastes very different today

lmao this is nice

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Bulgakov posted:

i prefer to believe were using it to set a reference size for all measurements we use today (only recently replaced by the watt balance or silicon sphere or whatever)

Gimme 20 whale dicks of cotton, plz

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



PALM BEACH, Fla. - As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed.

Then they instructed health directors not to give it.


https://twitter.com/JimRosicaFL/status/1291757006467018755

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

DryGoods posted:

you are trapped on a tropical island. you can choose two(2) groups to fight by your side. all the others will attack you. who do you pick?

1 Cyberdemon
2 Baron of Hells
4 Cacodemons
8 Spiderdemons
15 Pink Demons
30 Imps
45 Zombies
100 Lost Souls
600 Rats

2 Baron Trump's for me

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Hatebag posted:

Gimme 20 whale dicks of cotton, plz

a whale dick is called a dork.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
plukmpot!

https://i.imgur.com/ulMps1L.mp4

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ChristsDickWorship posted:

this is gop to herman cain
you've really made the grade
larry elder wants your thoughts about welfare
now it's time to come to tulsa if you dare

this is herman cain to gop
i'm stepping off the plane
and i'm coughing in a most peculiar way
and pizza tastes very different today

My lips are turning blue
And there’s nothing I can do

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
trump is banned tic tacs????!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1291913405494775808

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

DryGoods posted:

you are trapped on a tropical island. you can choose two(2) groups to fight by your side. all the others will attack you. who do you pick?

1 Cyberdemon
2 Baron of Hells
4 Cacodemons
8 Spiderdemons
15 Pink Demons
30 Imps
45 Zombies
100 Lost Souls
600 Rats

the 600 rats are still wearing the Stephen Miller costume, right?

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/jimantle/status/1291898086541930503

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