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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Nichael posted:

all the posting in the world, as funny as it is, isn't going to amount to anything. you can affect actual change in delaware due to its small size. we can get a democratic socialist, left of bernie in office. but she will lose if you do not step up today.

Now that is an outlandish claim.

Funny posts change lives on a daily basis.

e: think of how much joy and happiness cumshitter has brought to the world

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Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Good soup! posted:

loving christ I hate the way this guy tweets lol

Does twitter even have character limits anymore? Is there a reason this dipshit writes like he's sending texts in 2003?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


weekend at trunpies

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Good soup! posted:

loving christ I hate the way this guy tweets lol

Is gud 4 u no wut

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mackers posted:

Does twitter even have character limits anymore? Is there a reason this dipshit writes like he's sending texts in 2003?

Would you believe it was him if he didn't?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1292144406288633857

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1292145992821878784?s=20

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

He's part of the generation that adapted just in time for nokia phones and then solidified, that's probably how he writes bills

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

Nichael posted:

what i'm saying is, i will give you a new cult of personality to latch onto and we will make trump, biden, bernie, and all the rest look like loving posers :yaycat:

but you need to phone bank today

pretty much this, tbqh

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Joe! Biden out there in the middle of the peloton answering questions from the press. he’s so loving cool.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

:chloe:







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnfClJTA3Xc

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

And that's why we need JOE BIDEN, who .... oh wait, no

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Lmao there's a nurse at work who is loving terrible at her job and she has a bunch of chuddy bumper stickers on her like F-350 super duty truck that she owns for some reason despite being a frail old woman that moves around at a snail's pace.

Like, you hauling poo poo around grandma? I can't imagine how terrible of a driver she is in that thing.

BAE OF PIGS has issued a correction as of 18:26 on Aug 8, 2020

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
She should definitely be retired but lmao I bet she's drowning in debt.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


emfive posted:

Now that is an outlandish claim.

Funny posts change lives on a daily basis.

e: think of how much joy and happiness cumshitter has brought to the world

the "healthcare pls" meme but it's "phonebank pls"


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jess slack invite

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Inspector Hound posted:

He's part of the generation that adapted just in time for nokia phones and then solidified, that's probably how he writes bills

I'm really old and I have still not solidified

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


new to phone banking? have one of our wunderkinds train you:

https://www.mobilize.us/jessfordelaware/event/298243/

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

"Whoa"

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

hello fellow kids and your pot brownie

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/ScoobyDooOoC/status/1088598400268816384

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


if you're not phone banking, please get friends to do it. we're in gotv with zero notice, so cool, so great!


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https://www.thrutalk.io/caller/login/jessforde

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

emfive posted:

Now that is an outlandish claim.

Funny posts change lives on a daily basis.

e: think of how much joy and happiness cumshitter has brought to the world

it's even more criminal to think about your Lurking Offspring and what Joy they could bring through posting

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

A Bakers Cousin posted:

hello fellow kids and your pot brownie
much as i hate to defend Our Once and Future President Hilary Clinton, she's referencing the time that Maureen Dowd went to Denver, consumed an entire bar of pot chocolate without looking at the recommended dosage, had a hallucinatory episode where she believed she was dying, and then wrote a column in the NYT about how this proved the danger of weed legalization:

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

BAE OF PIGS posted:

She should definitely be retired but lmao I bet she's drowning in debt.

same

K9
May 6, 2007

Nichael posted:

if you're not phone banking, please get friends to do it. we're in gotv with zero notice, so cool, so great!


Login link:

https://www.thrutalk.io/caller/login/jessforde

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https://desktop.thrutalk.io/candidate/jessica-scarane-for-us-senate

Youtube tutorial (this is from pre-GOTV, we have a new GOTV video ready to go soonish but this is sufficient for now)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glMAjrZCLns

Jess Slack Invite

Group Training with Jess Team Wunderkinds:
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the plural of wunderkind is wunderkinder. i was prepared to let it go the first time

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008


Somehow still looks younger than that kid does in that scene.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
wunderkindle

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Ha ha, funny weed joke

Well, time to vote for the guy who wants to keep it illegal

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Inspector Hound posted:

He's part of the generation that adapted just in time for nokia phones and then solidified, that's probably how he writes bills

lol what, grassely is a million years old, there is no way he texts

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Nonsense posted:

I'm going to go with, a horrible accident, that people on location, in this era, were never going to believe was only an accident.

take all of the other replies to my post as being quoted: i hate to be a conspiracy-brain type person, but it just seems weird that there are these escalations between the IDF and Hezbollah then all of a sudden whoopsie-poopsie a giant explosion in a ridiculously important port that causes massive economic and social damage. like i said, i don't claim to know much about the situation but it strikes me as being very suspect at the least

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


it's nicknamed the finger of death

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Apraxin posted:

much as i hate to defend Our Once and Future President Hilary Clinton, she's referencing the time that Maureen Dowd went to Denver, consumed an entire bar of pot chocolate without looking at the recommended dosage, had a hallucinatory episode where she believed she was dying, and then wrote a column in the NYT about how this proved the danger of weed legalization:



jfc

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Apraxin posted:

much as i hate to defend Our Once and Future President Hilary Clinton, she's referencing the time that Maureen Dowd went to Denver, consumed an entire bar of pot chocolate without looking at the recommended dosage, had a hallucinatory episode where she believed she was dying, and then wrote a column in the NYT about how this proved the danger of weed legalization:



lol every person involved in politics is massively stupid

K9
May 6, 2007

Thoatse posted:

it's nicknamed the finger of death

ask not for whom the cumsicle cums, it cums for thee

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

Nichael posted:

if you're not phone banking, please get friends to do it. we're in gotv with zero notice, so cool, so great!


Login link:

https://www.thrutalk.io/caller/login/jessforde

Preview script:

https://desktop.thrutalk.io/candidate/jessica-scarane-for-us-senate

Youtube tutorial (this is from pre-GOTV, we have a new GOTV video ready to go soonish but this is sufficient for now)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glMAjrZCLns

Jess Slack Invite

Group Training with Jess Team Wunderkinds:
https://www.mobilize.us/jessfordelaware/event/298243/

whoooaaaa

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

K9
May 6, 2007

a frozen touch on your shoulder. you turn around, quickly: the touch of death perhaps? no, worse

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Get that man a hard hat.

Get me Truckerberg

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