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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

ascii genitals posted:

Joe Biden has gone further left than Bernie Sanders ever even imagined.

hell same

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Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


i luv mmy peepaw prez

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


(Pissident)

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Mr. Pizza posted:

(Pissident)

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
I like how the first line of the press conference was "we've been negotiating with Democrats in good faith" and now he's trashing Chuck and Nancy

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Just Trump saying the virus is something 'China unleashed upon the world' would seem like conspiracy theory pandering if he didn't say it with so much fatigue

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Crying Chuck Schumer (laughter from the audience)

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


please just get to the loving point, Mr. Preisent

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
He sounds like he's going to cry

Whiny gently caress

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Blarggra the virus bluguh China blurgh they want to ban voter ID blgrrrg

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

ascii genitals posted:

Crying Chuck Schumer (laughter from the audience)

isn't that a nickname 4chan nazi types game him for choking up when talking about the holocaust which killed members of his family

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




is it just the fox stream im watching or is his mic all fuzzy and blown out? lol if they dont even bother setting up properly for his speeches anymore

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Chard posted:

is it just the fox stream im watching or is his mic all fuzzy and blown out? lol if they dont even bother setting up properly for his speeches anymore

seems fine on the yahoo finance stream

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/1292148921368625152?s=19

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
August 1st was last week you dumb gently caress

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Trump just said he's cutting Social Security permanently if he's re-elected

cool, cool

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
as Joe Biden craters Trump's chances, the President has retreated to press conferences to an audience of golfbros

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



jeb told u to clap

u didnt listen

Rhetoric-o-Tron
Jan 5, 2009

by Pragmatica
can someone make me a sentence diagram for what the actual gently caress he's saying

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

except stolen valor is cool and this person deserves to get hit with a shovel

what'd the lady say after saying "You're probably paid 12 dollars or 15 dollars an hour"? Need my blood to be especially boiling.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
he's gonna do it, democrats will piss and moan and chuds will cheer on trump for "owning the libs"

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


wat

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




just give me the money you fat gently caress

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
$400/week in TrumpBux by executive order, states have to pay 25% of the costs

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


So +$400 unemployment, with states paying 25% of that, or more if they want, from emergency coronavirus funds

efb

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

and the beautiful thing about this difficult time is we're coming back and setting records

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

snoo posted:

just give me the money you fat gently caress

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
the stock market, smart people

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


sexpig by night posted:

isn't that a nickname 4chan nazi types game him for choking up when talking about the holocaust which killed members of his family

he got crypilled over a genocide

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

smart people seeing good things happen

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Cowpocalypse posted:

he's gonna do it, democrats will piss and moan and chuds will cheer on trump for "owning the libs"

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
he should just hold these press conferences while sitting in his golf cart and putter away when he gets a rude question

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Cowpocalypse posted:

he's gonna do it, democrats will piss and moan and chuds will cheer on trump for "owning the libs"

The lawsuit filed will work its way up to the Supreme Court 9
months after the election

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/WestWingReport/status/1292198586382528514


lmao at old and disabled people, owned

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Schmoe Cwead posted:

he should just hold these press conferences while sitting in his golf cart and putter away when he gets a rude question

Now watch this drive

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
jesus he sounds drunk

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Great joke! I wonder if Hillary has any history with marijuana laws that makes this an inappropriate joke to make? BRB need to take a big sip of water.

maureen dowd is rich and white, its ok for her to have weed

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

deathbysnusnu posted:

The lawsuit filed will work its way up to the Supreme Court 9
months after the election

Imo it'll be heard but at the point where it'll be too late to change anything

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Double owned since he's also killing the post office, which they depend on.

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Here are some pictures I received this morning. They are from the post office in Kenwood, OH. Zip Code 43606. This is in the morning before people start their shift. The mail you see laying around is mail from previous days the workers didn't get processed for delivery because they can't work overtime anymore. I was told these post office processing stations should never look like this at the beginning of the shift. The shelves should be empty and no packages on the floor.



The person who sent me these photos said this is the beginning of a disaster.

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