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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

New Dick Tracy movie ain’t half-bad looking

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



DesertIslandHermit posted:

New Dick Tracy movie ain’t half-bad looking

it’s moved into the horror genre, though :gonk:

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Dreylad posted:

why the hell did he agree to this, his entire shtick is throwing out hot takes on twitter, sustained debate means the entire illusion that he does any kind of journalism evaporates

i don't even know why im watching this, but tracey is reading the abstract of a journal article that says the BLM protests had a negligible effect on the spread of rona over and over and trying to reinterpret it to mean the opposite.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

uber_stoat posted:

"Benny angrily reads hippity hoppity lyrics" is a favorite genre of mine.

Ben’s post complaining about flat brim caps is still my most favorite post of his because while ‘sagging pants’ is pretty much a dog whistle for black people it could be interpreted as just being lazy and uncaring. Nobody actually gets loving mad about flat brim caps

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/116002989570920448?lang=en

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

it's hilarious to me that they're exclusively outraged when women write filthy sex songs.

ed sheeran can do whatever the gently caress he wants, though

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

He is in his 30s I legit don't understand his obsession with hat brims.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


B-Rock452 posted:

He is in his 30s I legit don't understand his obsession with hat brims.

Black people.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
let’s check in with Ben’s cousin

https://twitter.com/marawilson/status/1292954825412317184?s=21

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



He does not like black or brown people at all, its very apparent.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Well yes but I have never seen anyone focus on hat brims like he has.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

B-Rock452 posted:

He is in his 30s I legit don't understand his obsession with hat brims.

I mean, his whole schtick is going to college campuses and arguing with young liberals, he's a mid 30-something cosplaying as one of those campus conservatives who already looks like an old man

I'm not sure how much more pathetic you can get

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Ben likes talking about "just black people things" because it plays well to the lovely old white people who make up his actual audience.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

B-Rock452 posted:

Well yes but I have never seen anyone focus on hat brims like he has.

It's a dogwhistle, like when Trump scares suburbanites with threats of "low-income housing"

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

uber_stoat posted:

Ben likes talking about "just black people things" because it plays well to the lovely old white people who make up his actual audience.

It’s this. Benny is of course still incredibly racist but anything like hat brims or reading hip hop lyrics is for his core audience, old conservatives.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

If Ben Shapiro wore a cap he would look like an actual third grader.

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Apr 16, 2017

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An insane mind posted:

If Ben Shapiro wore a cap he would look like an actual third grader.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


He wears a cap every day.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Borat: MY DOCTOR WIFE

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Put this p word right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card



Ok this slaps:

https://twitter.com/THERAREJAYCRAY/status/1292912455052599299

I would blow Dane Cook has issued a correction as of 01:02 on Aug 11, 2020

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1292919797366358018

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
"I do a kegel while it's inside" is my favourite line.

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
the song's a banger, and I never would have ever heard it in the first place without all the screeching and fuss. thanks, tiny ben!

SpudCat
Mar 12, 2012

Ben Shapiro telling the whole internet that his wife has assured him that a wet pussy is the result of a yeast infection is something alright. Is he like a shame pig or something

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Yeah that Shapiro interview hitting this thread is like when I used to check a global seismic monitor site occasionally and happened to see it the morning the Tohoku quake went off. Incredibly high tier self-own, just a big red circle and tsunami warning on this thread's map.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
the best thing to do is to constantly humiliate that little piggie, lest he try and spin that as a route to get more Engagement with his actual videos

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

https://twitter.com/jhermann/status/1292917313625366529

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

SpudCat posted:

Ben Shapiro telling the whole internet that his wife has assured him that a wet pussy is the result of a yeast infection is something alright. Is he like a shame pig or something

There's a decent crossover between conservatives and shame pigs.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Can a photoshop goon swap the mouths on their faces for me, I wanna see something that I can never unsee

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Sounds like a text-to-speech conversion.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
"Make that pull out game weak"

I would blow Dane Cook has issued a correction as of 02:54 on Aug 11, 2020

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Hillary 2020 posted:

Sounds like a text-to-speech conversion.
Shapiro has no flow.

Which explains why his wife is dryer than California

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1292975580057608192?s=20

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The word itself makes men uncomfortable. Pussy.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

StashAugustine posted:

The word itself makes men uncomfortable. Pussy.
"Ahm... uh... am gonna eat the p-word all night"

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Okay, so I figured the Ben Shapiro thing was already posted here but I needed to come back to this thread if it wasn't because that is comedy gold. His poor, poor wife.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/aubreyhirsch/status/1291941679071543297?s=20

Imagine being the social media intern who has to explain this one to the candidate.

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