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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Foreverially bulletized and loving it

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Shame Boy posted:

An old 80's training video in which managing a McDonalds is compared to the space program and Apollo 13:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLm36MpPSeM

"Thank goodness for the lunar module, huh. One time I noticed that food waste was higher during certain times than it should have been!"

Later Gemini 7 is compared to confronting your employee for CRIMINALLY STEALING FOOD by giving her friend some free fries.

Also get a load of this dude in the comments:





WurstPeterl definitely in the running for Worst Peterl

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Danaru posted:

Foreverially bulletized and loving it

thatfuturekid
Jan 5, 2014
Amazon going to Amazon

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/amazon-looks-to-turn-malls-into-giant-fulfillment-centers-report-2020-8%3famp

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

my son is going into kindergarten

fuuuuuuuuuuck me

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

whaley posted:

how is anyone not a huge alcoholic

even cheap alcohol is loving expensive

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



don't think i've seen hard liquor with an expiration date before

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Free seeing eye dog with every bottle.

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

You don't have to read German to know what sort of story the cover is about - the same one that appears every other month in every business rag:

- new CEO is amazingly radical because their first degree isn't in business / they have a tattoo / are gay / didn't go to a private school / haven't moved to NYC or London, insist on still living in their mansion in France
- lead [other company] when it did well, and it must be all down to them
- will "shakeup" the new company, probably by shutting down parts of the business and laying off staff
- will quietly move along in 3 years for the next wunderkind

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



That's just been a thing? Amazon probably would have used Rolling Acres mall had it not been actively falling down when they bought it

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Shugojin posted:

don't think i've seen hard liquor with an expiration date before

You've obviously never had Premium Quality whiskey before!

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


is premium quality the one that comes in glass instead of plastic

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
In plastic, says so right on the label

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Fame Douglas posted:

In plastic, says so right on the label

Wait bag or bottle? How fancy we talking here?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


atelier morgan posted:

even cheap alcohol is loving expensive

A tallboy of steel reserve is like $1.49, but if you want to save up your pennies you can get this stuff

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


http://kadcobeverages.com/beverages/

their marketing department is top notch imo, where else can you get “senator brand” levels of certification.

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Ziv Zulander posted:

A tallboy of steel reserve is like $1.49, but if you want to save up your pennies you can get this stuff



Not in Washington it isn't

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

atelier morgan posted:

Not in Washington it isn't

Washington has some of the most expensive alcohol in the country.

Even Hawaii is cheaper.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Welcome to Washington state, where all sins but greed are taxed

gently caress your cannabis tax seattle, weed should be government supplied!!!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Jel Shaker posted:

http://kadcobeverages.com/beverages/

their marketing department is top notch imo, where else can you get “senator brand” levels of certification.

Madison Avenue could take notes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XehwSM9n_Ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1Hn7uahi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPZqcSTA3wo

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
good morning

https://twitter.com/EnergyCredit1/status/1293695406686310405

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I'd wear that hoodie

why's she not wearing shoes though?

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
the sanders sandals aren't released until fall 2020

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Colonel Sandals™

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1294000615375294464

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Only 1000? nahh

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

There was an era of MMA where you'd see guys in the UFC with Dude Wipes sponsorship



Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

One day I aspire to have an Official rear end Sponsor

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

brought to you by taco bell

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


Mekchu posted:

There was an era of MMA where you'd see guys in the UFC with Dude Wipes sponsorship

brutalizing another man with CONDOM DEPOT dot com emblazoned on my rear end

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

needs a tacticool lazer tbh

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I want a bidet but I don't want to install one and also I want it to be ultra pressurized, I want bowels someone else can eat out of

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Oh wow they've progressed from exploding knees to full-body explosion :eyepop:

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




T-man posted:

I want a bidet but I don't want to install one and also I want it to be ultra pressurized, I want bowels someone else can eat out of

In Finland it's standard to have this kind of hand shower near your toilet. So you can use it as a bidet. It's a lot nicer and multi-purpose than one of those bidets you install into your toilet.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

lobsterminator posted:

In Finland it's standard to have this kind of hand shower near your toilet. So you can use it as a bidet. It's a lot nicer and multi-purpose than one of those bidets you install into your toilet.



In Australia we sweat so much that you don't need a bidet the sweat will take care of it.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Mekchu posted:

There was an era of MMA where you'd see guys in the UFC with Dude Wipes sponsorship


Then the UFC signed a clothing deal with Reebok that eliminated that sweet, sweet sponsorship money for all fighters.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Crosspost from the tech nightmare thread :


the world is the richest it's ever been and Jeff loving bezos has a trillion dollars. we could simply pay for care for these people and allow them to enjoy life as much as they can since they got dealt a lovely hand, but no! gotta put them in the grinder so number go up!

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
you don't understand. if we do that, ~*some people*~ might abuse the system. therefore we must grind everyone into dust

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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Weatherman posted:

Crosspost from the tech nightmare thread :


the world is the richest it's ever been and Jeff loving bezos has a trillion dollars. we could simply pay for care for these people and allow them to enjoy life as much as they can since they got dealt a lovely hand, but no! gotta put them in the grinder so number go up!

And this kind of news is usually shared as "uplifting" and "feel good".

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