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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

I just need to see Burrow ball out for one game then you can cancel the season.

Watching him get flattened by Bosa and lob up some ducks to Derwin and Harris and Hayward week 1 would be cool

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Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.
I watched an SB Nation video on the collapse of the greatest show on turf and it was just quarterbacks getting injured over and over again with Martz as HC and I wish they would've been like "hmm what's the common factor here??"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Rooster Brooster posted:

I watched an SB Nation video on the collapse of the greatest show on turf and it was just quarterbacks getting injured over and over again with Martz as HC and I wish they would've been like "hmm what's the common factor here??"

Well Warner had a weird freak thumb injury that took three years to heal from, and then Bulger was just made of glass.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Yeah, IIRC the thumb injury Warner had took a long time to heal and he turned into a fumble machine his last few years with the Rams and his one year with the Giants. It wasn’t until he got to Arizona when he was fully healthy, and he started wearing gloves full time, that he returned to his earlier form.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

a neat cape posted:

Watching him get flattened by Bosa and lob up some ducks to Derwin and Harris and Hayward week 1 would be cool

I'd be up for a bet. No forum swag cuz I don't wanna give the forums any $ until Lowtax is gone. 5 bucks to a charity of winner's choice? I'd be up for td vs interceptions, week 1, you win on a tie.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

I'd be up for a bet. No forum swag cuz I don't wanna give the forums any $ until Lowtax is gone. 5 bucks to a charity of winner's choice? I'd be up for td vs interceptions, week 1, you win on a tie.

Sure, sounds good to me

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It is not the game 1 I'd pick for him, will certainly give you that.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

It is not the game 1 I'd pick for him, will certainly give you that.

I'm not super confident in the chargers as a whole or anything, but I think the defense is gonna be great.

Joe is gonna get tested pretty well in playing the Chargers and Ravens twice this year. Yknow, if it happens.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

a neat cape posted:

I'm not super confident in the chargers as a whole or anything, but I think the defense is gonna be great.

Joe is gonna get tested pretty well in playing the Chargers and Ravens twice this year. Yknow, if it happens.

The bengals play every blue chip pass rusher this year except for the Bosa that lives.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Eifert Posting posted:

The bengals play every blue chip pass rusher this year except for the Bosa that lives.

Um, the Bengals don't play against the 2019 sack champion this year.

Edit: Speaking of such things:
https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1292875192784609285?s=20

wandler20 fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Aug 10, 2020

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Didn't the Panthers have the most sacks last year? Am I remembering wrong?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

zimbomonkey posted:

Didn't the Panthers have the most sacks last year? Am I remembering wrong?

Pittsburgh.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

Um, the Bengals don't play against the 2019 sack champion this year.

Edit: Speaking of such things:
https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1292875192784609285?s=20

I don't know, when your team's quarterback effectively doubles the number of offensive drives other teams have it seems kind of unfair.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/SoFiStadium/status/1292899394342121472?s=19

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Eifert Posting posted:

I don't know, when your team's quarterback effectively doubles the number of offensive drives other teams have it seems kind of unfair.

Hey now, nearly 25% of those resulted in an immediate Bucs possession.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007


Is it a 2-in-1 football stadium/Sea World?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

wandler20 posted:

Um, the Bengals don't play against the 2019 sack champion this year.

Edit: Speaking of such things:
https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1292875192784609285?s=20

why do they not rescue the clearly drowning football player

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/theadvocatebr/status/1292913614186319876

Jesus, man.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

wandler20 posted:

Pittsburgh.

Steelers 3 straight years

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/DanGrazianoESPN/status/1292950423091974145?s=19

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Independent neurologist of covid

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005


It’s because of this.

https://twitter.com/pinepaula/status/1292934240972288001

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Eduardo Rodriguez has to sit out of the whole MLB season because he tested positive before the season restarted and then developed myocarditis afterward. He's only 27 too

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

This is all setting up nicely for maximum carnage.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1293170334691209216

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
It wasn't just Trump.

We've massively undersold the long term risk of this virus, as a society, at every level. We've known there are at least non-outlier risks of cardio/pulmonary/nervous/renal damage since April at the latest, but no one in any position of power ever stops to think about what we do if we have 15 million people who need kidney transplants in 10 years or who are on supplemental O2 for the rest of their lives.

It's an appalling abdication of responsibility and hopefully no college athlete risks themselves for an orange baron in central FL.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Trump will be out of office by then so why would he care

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol 10 years from now.


These people are in their 70-80s (also It wouldn't matter because no matter what they're not going to face any accountability).


I lived in South Korea for 3 years and genuinely one of the things I'm most jealous about regarding their government isn't the much better infrastructure, or public affordable health care, or pension system - it's the fact that the majority of their presidents where arrested after the end of their term.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Please stop talking about the heart stuff I have enough anxiety outside the football thread

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/PSchrags/status/1293180966358224901?s=19

Huh?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I think that's just a colorful way of saying he looks the most like a prototypical quarterback, a tall guy who can huck the ball a mile and sucks rear end.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I.... see.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kalli posted:

I think that's just a colorful way of saying he looks the most like a prototypical quarterback, a tall guy who can huck the ball a mile and sucks rear end.

None of it matters right now because

https://twitter.com/TyrodTaylor/status/1292141487250178048?s=19

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Hard Knocks tonight here's some leaked footage of some trash talking



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6rHEz6Cdo

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Eifert Posting posted:

Lol 10 years from now.


These people are in their 70-80s (also It wouldn't matter because no matter what they're not going to face any accountability).


I lived in South Korea for 3 years and genuinely one of the things I'm most jealous about regarding their government isn't the much better infrastructure, or public affordable health care, or pension system - it's the fact that the majority of their presidents where arrested after the end of their term.

This is why Illinois is the greatest state in the union

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kalli posted:

I think that's just a colorful way of saying he looks the most like a prototypical quarterback, a tall guy who can huck the ball a mile and sucks rear end.

Justin Herbert sucks rear end and I'm really mad more people don't see it!!! I feel like I'm being gaslit every time I hear praise for his talents

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

Justin Herbert sucks rear end and I'm really mad more people don't see it!!! I feel like I'm being gaslit every time I hear praise for his talents

Hes good OP

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Justin "Jake Locker" Herbert

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Metapod posted:

Justin "Jake Locker" Herbert

Nah herbert was actually good in college.

Sorry you got burned by two pac 12 QBs in a row

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Justin "Power 5 Paxton Lynch" Herbert

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I think Anthony Lynn is a Rex guy and I remember them talking up the fact that if Sanchez, Freeman, and Stafford were all heading out in a car, Sanchez is getting tossed the keys. They were very much into "the look" of a QB.

Maybe that was Bill Simmons. I forget. Either way it's really dumb.

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