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Weird Mike is hard to pinpoint the exact ultimate self-own, it’s : -his Alpha Male ideology is based off the land mammal with the proportionately smallest genitals -his wife interrupting his drunken live stream where he talks about hot little boys
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Also you can't have an alpha male persona with that lisp.
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Aug 11, 2020 16:42
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This one must be a parody, surely?
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Aug 11, 2020 16:57
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ekuNNN posted:This one must be a parody, surely? no it’s real, that’s why I nominate it for Charlie Kirk’s ultimate self own. if you’d like a parody I have those too  I know it’s juvenile but I giggle like a cretin every time I read it
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Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1292909328748355584?cxt=HHwWgICtmdXqp_IjAAAA People like being around dogs so of course Ben hates them
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Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1292909328748355584?cxt=HHwWgICtmdXqp_IjAAAA 
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https://twitter.com/AndrewPollackFL/status/1292782768334700545 wOrK bOoTs
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Aug 11, 2020 17:14
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Time to steal jobs.
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Aug 11, 2020 17:16
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Copies of "Why Meadow Died"
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Dogs deserve to get owned
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Aug 11, 2020 17:23
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hell im something of a dog owner myself
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Bust Rodd posted:Weird Mike is hard to pinpoint the exact ultimate self-own, it’s : theres only two bulletproof options for connoisseurs of 1 inch penises, and mike likes to cast a wide net
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i used to think that all the pictures of charlie kirk i ever saw had his face photoshopped to be smaller on his head
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Aug 11, 2020 17:30
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What's the deal with Ben Shapiro's sister? Somehow I get an ad for her dumb YouTube channel every day. I don't know how I got targeted for that but she doesn't appear to be monetizing them so it's all just a vanity thing? Or is some rich billionaire paying her to make videos about how women need to get back to the kitchen? The videos are creepy poo poo.
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Aug 11, 2020 17:32
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The sadder part is right wing dumbasses make this "joke" every time there's rioting or looting.
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Niwrad posted:What's the deal with Ben Shapiro's sister? Somehow I get an ad for her dumb YouTube channel every day. I don't know how I got targeted for that but she doesn't appear to be monetizing them so it's all just a vanity thing? Or is some rich billionaire paying her to make videos about how women need to get back to the kitchen? she’s tradwife who posts feet and doesn’t know how to cook, it’s a good bit
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Niwrad posted:What's the deal with Ben Shapiro's sister? Somehow I get an ad for her dumb YouTube channel every day. I don't know how I got targeted for that but she doesn't appear to be monetizing them so it's all just a vanity thing? Or is some rich billionaire paying her to make videos about how women need to get back to the kitchen? Far-righters have a fetish for women being dumb and only making them dinner and babies. She knows her audience.
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https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1293153438294056961 she's been an ally all along 
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Niwrad posted:is some rich billionaire paying her to make videos about how women need to get back to the kitchen? its this
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The comments on her videos are normal women who are roasting her and thirsty dudes asking her to take off her shoes.
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baw posted:got some conservative stand up hot off the press I’m all for stopping standup comedy in general
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baw posted:got some conservative stand up hot off the press well they're doin a great job so far, I didn't laugh at this dumb poo poo even once
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Far-righters have a fetish for women being dumb and only making them dinner and babies. She knows her audience. She must have decided the griftmoney was better than self-respect.
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she’s also absolutely terrible at singing. She delivers everything with excessive vibrato that just annihilates anything close to a harmony in the music. Her musical interpretations of other people’s music is universally terrible. Grifting was probably her only option because no reasonable house of classical music could afford to run her.
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Conservative "comedy" is just all low hanging fruit and edgelord bullshit. You could get a 14 year old boy to write any conservative "comedian's" material and no one would know the difference. I've been to at least a hundred standup comedy shows and only twice have I ever walked out of a show. The first of those was Nick Dipaolo. Most of his material was just saying that Hillary Clinton is old/ugly/shits her pants. There weren't even jokes. He just kept saying how much he doesn't like Hillary Clinton. I think he also threw in some uses of the r-word too. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE, AMIRITE? My favorite example of conservatives attempting and failing at comedy is when Fox News had that creepy bizarro Daily Show that was so bad that even Fox News viewers hated it.FilthyImp posted:She previously tried to distance herself from her Smolbro because she wanted to be a "serious" opera singer (and since his audience only replied with Khazaar Milkers whenever she was posted). I saw a clip of her singing and I know exactly why she went with the grift money instead.
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I was killing time once and had the Vaush/Count Dankula video playing in the background and something that bugs me when people talk to him is his defense of all the poo poo he says is he's joking but they never say but none of the poo poo you say is funny.
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Bust Rodd posted:she’s also absolutely terrible at singing. She delivers everything with excessive vibrato that just annihilates anything close to a harmony in the music. Her musical interpretations of other people’s music is universally terrible. Grifting was probably her only option because no reasonable house of classical music could afford to run her. Same thing I noticed with Ben and his dad. All flourishes, and nothing good. That twoviolins youtube went on it. Its people that spent a lot of money on lessons without actually playing in front of people, and who don't bother getting better because they're arrogant. Its some culture warrior poo poo but in music form.
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So how long until every one of her photos and videos has "incidental" shots of her feet in them because nobody's actually interested in the substance of them?
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Shageletic posted:Same thing I noticed with Ben and his dad. All flourishes, and nothing good. That twoviolins youtube went on it. Its people that spent a lot of money on lessons without actually playing in front of people, and who don't bother getting better because they're arrogant. Its some culture warrior poo poo but in music form. And they're also boring snobs who don't play anything interesting.
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Shageletic posted:Same thing I noticed with Ben and his dad. All flourishes, and nothing good. That twoviolins youtube went on it. Its people that spent a lot of money on lessons without actually playing in front of people, and who don't bother getting better because they're arrogant. Its some culture warrior poo poo but in music form. they said that he was a fairly decent player and that most of their criticisms where basically nitpicking
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CPL593H posted:My favorite example of conservatives attempting and failing at comedy is when Fox News had that creepy bizarro Daily Show that was so bad that even Fox News viewers hated it. The only thing I remember from a minute long clip of that was whoever the gently caress it was making a joke that ended with "The Democrats are trying to make "maga" stand for "make america GROAN again!"" To absolute deathly silence, then saying "I said "make america GROAN again!"" To applause because even the audience didnt realize it was a joke
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Danaru posted:The only thing I remember from a minute long clip of that was whoever the gently caress it was making a joke that ended with "The Democrats are trying to make "maga" stand for "make america GROAN again!"" To absolute deathly silence, then saying "I said "make america GROAN again!"" To applause because even the audience didnt realize it was a joke “That’s the jooooke” “You suck!!!” *pulls out assault rifle*
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Bust Rodd posted:she’s also absolutely terrible at singing. She delivers everything with excessive vibrato that just annihilates anything close to a harmony in the music. Her musical interpretations of other people’s music is universally terrible. Grifting was probably her only option because no reasonable house of classical music could afford to run her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Sw3Uvnz6k
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Danaru posted:The only thing I remember from a minute long clip of that was whoever the gently caress it was making a joke that ended with "The Democrats are trying to make "maga" stand for "make america GROAN again!"" To absolute deathly silence, then saying "I said "make america GROAN again!"" To applause because even the audience didnt realize it was a joke Oh this was way before MAGA was a thing. This would have been around 2005. I watched a few clips from it and it is dreadful. It's like a black hole through which no laughter can escape. Thank you. I was too lazy to try and dig this up.
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Danaru posted:The only thing I remember from a minute long clip of that was whoever the gently caress it was making a joke that ended with "The Democrats are trying to make "maga" stand for "make america GROAN again!"" To absolute deathly silence, then saying "I said "make america GROAN again!"" To applause because even the audience didnt realize it was a joke seth from uyd tells a story about that guy that ive always liked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXArWsp6fRc
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Niwrad posted:What's the deal with Ben Shapiro's sister? Somehow I get an ad for her dumb YouTube channel every day. I don't know how I got targeted for that but she doesn't appear to be monetizing them so it's all just a vanity thing? Or is some rich billionaire paying her to make videos about how women need to get back to the kitchen? Her husband lets her do it as a hobby so she doesn’t get bored at home all day while he’s at work.
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hes just so dumb just constantly saying the stupidest poo poo possible https://twitter.com/ClipsDave/status/1293255704107610112
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