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TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

lightpole posted:

I can't believe they have multiple Clinton spots though, does Bill still carry weight?

I guess if you count Epstein baggage.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


TCD posted:

I guess if you count Epstein baggage.

:eyepop:


His speech at John Lewis's funeral was spectacularly lovely, so I wonder how he's gonna top it. I don't think anyone under the age of 40 has any fondness or desire to hear from Clinton anymore.


In other news,
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1293189789584224257

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Handsome Ralph posted:

:eyepop:


His speech at John Lewis's funeral was spectacularly lovely, so I wonder how he's gonna top it. I don't think anyone under the age of 40 has any fondness or desire to hear from Clinton anymore.


In other news,
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1293189789584224257

Shame no one under 40 votes

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ben Shapiro, eh?

https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1292937561837580288

This dude looks like he was seconds from snapping to attention, sticking his arm out, and pledging his loyalty to His Leader in German.

Even if Trump loses, this country is so mindfucked that it's going to take years for us as a whole to take off the tinfoil and feel "normal" again toward things like the media.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Aug 11, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That interview was uploaded to Pornhub with the pun title “Virgin Destroyed by BBC”.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Wait wait wait- is that Ben Shapiro’s real voice? That clip wasn’t edited to make him sound like a chipmunk or something? I’m just realizing that I’ve never heard him speak until just now.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

the DNC does not exist to win elections, it exists to extract money from donors.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

PookBear posted:

the DNC does not exist to win elections, it exists to extract money from donors.

cant fend off primaries from the left without donor bucks

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
The "manliest men" the alt right have to offer are usually emotional babies who just whine all the time

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Hillary just go away ffs

Oh god Hillary is going to be the vp

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

pkells posted:

Wait wait wait- is that Ben Shapiro’s real voice? That clip wasn’t edited to make him sound like a chipmunk or something? I’m just realizing that I’ve never heard him speak until just now.

Same.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
the heavyweights of conservative intellectualism argue at a high school debate level

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie's all like PLAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL IT'S SAFE BUT NO KNEELING as this kind of thing happens:

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1293219400020119552?s=19

At least some states are also not making the school COVID numbers public, so poo poo's going to be popping soon, right in time for flu season.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Oh god Hillary is going to be the vp

https://twitter.com/Mr_Berman/status/1293223222062850053?s=19

Meshka
Nov 27, 2016
That would be the stupidest and most immoral thing they could do, so of course they will, and will immediately lose the election.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

pkells posted:

Wait wait wait- is that Ben Shapiro’s real voice? That clip wasn’t edited to make him sound like a chipmunk or something? I’m just realizing that I’ve never heard him speak until just now.

Now check out his yamulke.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Platystemon posted:

That interview was uploaded to Pornhub with the pun title “Virgin Destroyed by BBC”.

:laffo:

that's great

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1292919797366358018?s=20

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/JuiceSimpsons/status/1292296456850804737?s=19

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Okay, that's the best the internet has to offer for at least a day.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

At this point, Trump's pressers are reminding me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BlJRtsQrgo

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
MICHIGAN DOESN'T LOSE TO tOHIO STATE IN 2020

https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1293257058351902720?s=19

gently caress OHIO

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Good.

Now if only we can do something about the sports betting commercials that have flooded my tv in the past few months. The more I see their commercials, the more I want to burn all their headquarters to the ground.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

gently caress OHIO

:yeah:

Unfortunately, Purdue won't have the opportunity to beat IU this year. Fortunately, the plague vector that is sports will be contained

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
News tornado: no Biden event, but he's telling people who it isn't.

https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/1293261855830482945?s=19

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1293260551892738054?s=19

Big Ten exit confirmed, no decision on Winter sports (basketball) yet

https://twitter.com/bigten/status/1293261926651310088?s=19

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Maryland can't get routinely embarrassed this year :toot:

Vortex Street
Oct 23, 2010

I walked right out of the machinery
Delurking to give you this marvelous self-own:


https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1292927011724304384?s=21

also,

https://twitter.com/gemcitygem/status/1292944897494994947?s=21

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Thank you, I was curious what this tweet was about

https://twitter.com/DragonflyJonez/status/1293263841359532034

I assumed they were trying to ban 2 Live Crew again or something

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





God, so many conservatives just desperate to own themselves in twitter comments.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

lol remember when Biden aborted Stacey Abrams VP dream on-air with her present

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Joe Biden to announce VP pick Boe Jiden!

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
PAC-12 is out (swing state: Arizona).

https://twitter.com/Brett_McMurphy/status/1293273199304675334?s=19

It's the power three-fifths!

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

facialimpediment posted:

PAC-12 is out (swing state: Arizona).

https://twitter.com/Brett_McMurphy/status/1293273199304675334?s=19

It's the power three-fifths!

But now how am I supposed to get excited about UW before they lose a bunch of mid-season games and fall out of the rankings?!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Biden's VP isn't Bass, isn't Abrams. Yashar hears it's good news for the KHive.

Edit: It's Harris.

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1293280412144267264

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1293280516763004937

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Aug 11, 2020

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The Facey Analysis: It makes a lot of sense. Progressive / cop / female / minority / easily replaced in Senate / ambitious / can do the job on day one / drives liberals nuts (like Biden does!).

Edit: I didn't know her connection to Beau Biden! That explains a ton too.

I figured he'd pick Whitmer out of Michigan to get a governor, or Rice because he's known her forever.

https://twitter.com/shujaxhaider/status/1293280320419246085?s=20

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Aug 11, 2020

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

At least they only picked the SECOND worst possible choice

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
in the midst of a massive civil rights upheavel over police brutality and system injustice he chose the cop

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

facialimpediment posted:

The Facey Analysis: It makes a lot of sense. Progressive / cop / female / minority / easily replaced in Senate / ambitious / can do the job on day one / drives liberals nuts (like Biden does!).

Edit: I didn't know her connection to Beau Biden! That explains a ton too.

I figured he'd pick Whitmer out of Michigan to get a governor, or Rice because he's known her forever.

https://twitter.com/shujaxhaider/status/1293280320419246085?s=20

How braindead do you have to be to think Copmala Harris is progressive?

the yellow dart
Jul 19, 2004

King of rings, armlocks, hugs, and our hearts

facialimpediment posted:

The Facey Analysis: It makes a lot of sense. Progressive / cop / female / minority / easily replaced in Senate / ambitious / can do the job on day one / drives liberals nuts (like Biden does!).

Sometimes the obvious pick is the one that people are going to just go with. Like Biden himself. No external complicators, looks like the party is coming together after she went after him in the debate, basically baits President Trump into saying the most racist thing possible, and so forth. She was always going to be the pick barring a very weird skeleton in her closet.

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

college football will actually cure COVID forever, hear me out:

Ohio State and Clemson's head coaches are the most powerful individuals in their respective states.

Coaches are on record wanting to play, players are on record wanting go play because certain death is a better deal than staying in their awful home communities and letting their unscratched NFL lottery tickets expire.

Buckeyes - Tigers will be the only game played all season and offered as a ludicrously expensive PPV

notable plague reservoir south carolina accordingly depopulates itself in an orgy of violence because 30% of the state is transplanted from Cleveland

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