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Platystemon posted:Big Mac is a cake. Taxonomically, it's like: DOMAIN: Food KINGDOM: Not Soup PHYLUM: Starch-based CLASS: Sandwich ORDER: Carnivora FAMILY: McDonald's GENUS: Burger SPECIES: Biggus mackus classicus e: this would be funnier if I spoke Latin ee: clarified nomenclature Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 15:12 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:What, exactly, is the "sh&#^*t" that gamers get done besides harassing women off the Internet? Games, presumably.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:What, exactly, is the "sh&#^*t" that gamers get done besides harassing women off the Internet? harassing non-whites and lgbtq people off the internet as well
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Spanish Manlove posted:harassing non-whites and lgbtq people off the internet as well But jerking off TO them ON the internet.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Taxonomically, it's like: Mackus Rex
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Lemniscate Blue posted:What, exactly, is the "sh&#^*t" that gamers get done besides harassing women off the Internet? The print of my rear end in my couch didn't make itself
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Spanish Manlove posted:Mackus Rex That's a misidentified specimen of Whopperus rex, but it's a common misconception even amongst mincedmeatologists. e: I don't believe in the Interburgin' Hypothesis, do you?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:That's a misidentified specimen of Whopperus rex, but it's a common misconception even amongst mincedmeatologists. It had some credibility, but that was before the identification of the Pup 'N' Taco Boundary.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Taxonomically, it's like: Shouldn't the family be BURGER and the Genus be McDonalds? Not all Burgers are McDonalds. (But also not all McDonald's are burgers.) Hmm...
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Lemniscate Blue posted:What, exactly, is the "sh&#^*t" that gamers get done besides harassing women off the Internet? Living in a society, I suppose.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Once again it is time to proselytize for my belief that people can technically be referred to as "bone calzones" Fuckin' dying over here at "bone calzones."
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CzarChasm posted:Shouldn't the family be BURGER and the Genus be McDonalds? Not all Burgers are McDonalds. (But also not all McDonald's are burgers.) Hmm... My feeling was that most burgers are more or less similar, so it made more sense to classify them as products of X manufacturer first, then by phenotype. Otherwise we're gonna have just all kinds of clades sticking out all over the place, just...a big mess o' clades. Plus, if by entering an Olive Garden, you become family, then all food produced by that Olive Garden must be in the same family. And if you are what you eat, well...I don't know if you're ready for the taxonomic implications, but you might actually be a pasta Alfredo.
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“”””Gamers”””” crack me up like bitchboy please, you didn’t invent gaming culture, you invented incel culture. gently caress off and let the big girls play nethack in peace.
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You know it's a joke image, right Anyway I'm a fossilized gamer, I even played Half-Life 2 e: although I have no doubt that most people who played net hack were/are big girls, and boys Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 18:31 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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Aug 11, 2020 18:25
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Platystemon posted:Big Mac is a cake.
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Aug 11, 2020 18:27
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Lemniscate Blue posted:What, exactly, is the "sh&#^*t" that gamers get done besides harassing women off the Internet? Going by the number of letters/characters: Shotput? Sherbet? Shabbat?
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shart it, during one of their continuous 12-hour gaming sessions
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Starting a new game of Stardew Valley while housing an entire thing of rainbow sherbet sounds pretty fuckin' good right now I hope this does not make me a Gamer 
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Pastry of the Year posted:Starting a new game of Stardew Valley while housing an entire thing of rainbow sherbet sounds pretty fuckin' good right now It's too late, the sickness is inside you
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Pastry of the Year posted:Starting a new game of Stardew Valley while housing an entire thing of rainbow sherbet sounds pretty fuckin' good right now No, it makes you a genius. Or a pre-teen. Or both!
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:It's too late, the sickness is inside you Get down with the sickness and learn Fortnite dances.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:It's too late, the sickness is inside you Oh, wah ah ah ah.
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Gee donkey donkey donk!
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gamerophobia is such an ugly thing i just wish that people could let go of their anger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-09gNDsPzQ
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Platystemon posted:Big Mac is a cake. McDonald's here cannot legally refer to their burger buns as "bread" because their ingredients automatically classify them as cakes.
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I'm going to rip the guts out of a Big Mac and sandwich ( ) them between two brownies.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:McDonald's here cannot legally refer to their burger buns as "bread" because their ingredients automatically classify them as cakes. That sounds like one of those email forwards that gets passed around and everyone believes despite it not being true. On google I see that people think the pickles are to stop it from being classified as a desert which also looks to be pretty untrue. And if “here” is the UK, the definition of cakes is far from automatic! There was a pretty interesting legal case about it: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/magazine-38985820
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:McDonald's here cannot legally refer to their burger buns as "bread" because their ingredients automatically classify them as cakes. And then everyone in the theater applauded?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:And then everyone in the theater applauded? The phrase "doobiest maximas" is in fact derived from the theater
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aardwolf posted:S is for Susan, in a snake's belly
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Collateral Damage posted:Well it has as much sugar as one. A big mac has 9g sugar out of 219g, or 4.1% sugar. A slice of angel food cake, which is the first poo poo that popped up when I typed "cake nutrition" into google, has 15g sugar out of 50g, or 30% sugar. Zulily Zoetrope posted:McDonald's here cannot legally refer to their burger buns as "bread" because their ingredients automatically classify them as cakes. augh Stop loving making up dumb stuff to make Big Macs sound unhealthy, when a.) we all know they're unhealthy already, you don't need to tell us, and b.) there are plenty of actual facts you could be using! There's more to healthy nutrition than "does this have sugar in it," and Big Macs are unhealthy even though they don't have very much sugar. This all should be extremely loving obvious to anyone who has even the most rudimentary understanding of human nutrition and the contents of a hamburger.
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DontMockMySmock posted:A big mac has 9g sugar out of 219g, or 4.1% sugar. A slice of angel food cake, which is the first poo poo that popped up when I typed "cake nutrition" into google, has 15g sugar out of 50g, or 30% sugar. But did you know the milk shakes are made from unrendered pig fat!?!?!
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One of my dumber direct reports wrote the following on a lesson plan: What is my hand made of? It is made of fingers!
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:One of my dumber direct reports wrote the following on a lesson plan: My hand is made of the blood that punching them in the face repeatedly produced.
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DontMockMySmock posted:A big mac has 9g sugar out of 219g, or 4.1% sugar. A slice of angel food cake, which is the first poo poo that popped up when I typed "cake nutrition" into google, has 15g sugar out of 50g, or 30% sugar. Uh A big mac also contains non-bun ingredients. As far as google knows, the bun itself is 15% sugar, which is crazy high, and equivalent to the USDA definition Google uses for cookies.
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Who the gently caress orders just the bun?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Who the gently caress orders just the bun? Anacondas.
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Push El Burrito posted:Anacondas. 
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Who the gently caress orders just the bun? https://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2016/07/13
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Push El Burrito posted:Anacondas. I SCREAMED
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