The internet culture warriors who always self-own: Rep. Laura Loomer (R: FL-21)

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StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/champagnesocia8/status/1293412895238361089?s=21

Clicked on this, heard Tracey say 'so I did an AMA on the subreddit stupidpol" and immediately clicked away

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:42

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:22

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

StashAugustine posted:

Clicked on this, heard Tracey say 'so I did an AMA on the subreddit stupidpol" and immediately clicked away

You missed a pretty good eyeroll from the host at around 40 seconds in. His facial expressions while Tracey keeps going are great.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:44

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:50

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Leaked footage of Ben and his wife:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:53

GutBomb: Jun 15, 2005; Dude?

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that�s also dumb.

It�s also completely obvious that his tweet meant �if it gets so wet it requires a bucket and a mop (a direct reference to the hyperbole in the song) that�s probably a medical condition� and it was also just a poor attempt at humor.

it�s funny to dunk on him that �uh the wording you used makes it sound like you can�t satisfy your wife� but the last page is full of people who think he and his wife are being 100% serious that any vaginal moisture is a medical issue and that is just as dumb as the rest of the situation.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:54

The Chairman: Jun 30, 2003; But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that�s also dumb.

It�s also completely obvious that his tweet meant �if it gets so wet it requires a bucket and a mop (a direct reference to the hyperbole in the song) that�s probably a medical condition� and it was also just a poor attempt at humor.

it�s funny to dunk on him that �uh the wording you used makes it sound like you can�t satisfy your wife� but the last page is full of people who think he and his wife are being 100% serious that any vaginal moisture is a medical issue and that is just as dumb as the rest of the situation.

counterpoint: Ben has never told a joke

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:56

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that�s also dumb.

Song was already popular. I know a lot of women that loving love it.

Also you're wrong and stupid about Ben and his wife lol. The self-owns are coming from inside the thread!

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:56

0 rows returned: Apr 9, 2007

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that�s also dumb.

It�s also completely obvious that his tweet meant �if it gets so wet it requires a bucket and a mop (a direct reference to the hyperbole in the song) that�s probably a medical condition� and it was also just a poor attempt at humor.

it�s funny to dunk on him that �uh the wording you used makes it sound like you can�t satisfy your wife� but the last page is full of people who think he and his wife are being 100% serious that any vaginal moisture is a medical issue and that is just as dumb as the rest of the situation.

found ben shapiros account

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:58

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

*Shapiro was a volcel until marriage who bragged about it and constantly says the absolute dumbest poo poo with total sincerity*

Uhhh actually he was making a jape and you've now become a passenger aboard his ruse cruise.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:00

Romes128: Dec 28, 2008; Fun Shoe

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that�s also dumb.

It�s also completely obvious that his tweet meant �if it gets so wet it requires a bucket and a mop (a direct reference to the hyperbole in the song) that�s probably a medical condition� and it was also just a poor attempt at humor.

it�s funny to dunk on him that �uh the wording you used makes it sound like you can�t satisfy your wife� but the last page is full of people who think he and his wife are being 100% serious that any vaginal moisture is a medical issue and that is just as dumb as the rest of the situation.

lmao

the song is good tho.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:01

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week

Do you really think that Ben Shapiro, an alt-right garden gnome, is capable of moving the needle for a Cardi B song?

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:01

GutBomb: Jun 15, 2005; Dude?

Brain Curry posted:

Do you really think that Ben Shapiro, an alt-right garden gnome, is capable of moving the needle for a Cardi B song?

I meant that it was signal boosted to his audience, who... is not the same as cardi b�s audience.

I am about as anti Ben Shapiro as you can be, I just feel like there�s enough to criticize him for without making poo poo up.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:03

cool dance moves: Aug 27, 2018

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let’s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that’s also dumb.

It’s also completely obvious that his tweet meant “if it gets so wet it requires a bucket and a mop (a direct reference to the hyperbole in the song) that’s probably a medical condition” and it was also just a poor attempt at humor.

it’s funny to dunk on him that “uh the wording you used makes it sound like you can’t satisfy your wife” but the last page is full of people who think he and his wife are being 100% serious that any vaginal moisture is a medical issue and that is just as dumb as the rest of the situation.

You may well be right, but it's still funnier to assume that Shapiro has never seen a vagina. It's in keeping with his prudish nature, too. Therefore, I will keep assuming that shapiro doesnt understand female arousal. lol

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:03

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

GutBomb posted:

I am about as anti Ben Shapiro as you can be, I just feel like there’s enough to criticize him for without making poo poo up.

No one's making poo poo up, he objectively can't satisfy his wife.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:11

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that�s also dumb.

It�s also completely obvious that his tweet meant �if it gets so wet it requires a bucket and a mop (a direct reference to the hyperbole in the song) that�s probably a medical condition� and it was also just a poor attempt at humor.

it�s funny to dunk on him that �uh the wording you used makes it sound like you can�t satisfy your wife� but the last page is full of people who think he and his wife are being 100% serious that any vaginal moisture is a medical issue and that is just as dumb as the rest of the situation.

what we need is :decorum:

you say?

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:11

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

The Chairman posted:

counterpoint: Ben

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:13

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1292914590599307265

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:17

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1292914590599307265

Cardi retweeted that lol

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:17

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that�s also dumb.

It�s also completely obvious that his tweet meant �if it gets so wet it requires a bucket and a mop (a direct reference to the hyperbole in the song) that�s probably a medical condition� and it was also just a poor attempt at humor.

it�s funny to dunk on him that �uh the wording you used makes it sound like you can�t satisfy your wife� but the last page is full of people who think he and his wife are being 100% serious that any vaginal moisture is a medical issue and that is just as dumb as the rest of the situation.

He is an extremely well-paid, genocide-loving moron who's pretending to be angry at dirty words in hip hop songs twenty years past any time for that kind of outrage even from conservative prudes.
It is very cool and good to bully the poo poo out of him and his attempts at "humour".

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:20

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Groovelord Neato posted:

Cardi retweeted that lol

lmao incredible

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:21

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

The only p-word Ben is interested in is pheet

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:21

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

cardi seems like the kinda person that'd be cool to get drunk and stoned with

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:22

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

GutBomb posted:

Ben Shapiro sucks. Let�s get that out of the way. and his posts have seriously signal boosted this stupid song that would be (and probably still will be) forgotten in a week and that�s also dumb.

It�s also completely obvious that his tweet meant �if it gets so wet it requires a bucket and a mop (a direct reference to the hyperbole in the song) that�s probably a medical condition� and it was also just a poor attempt at humor.

it�s funny to dunk on him that �uh the wording you used makes it sound like you can�t satisfy your wife� but the last page is full of people who think he and his wife are being 100% serious that any vaginal moisture is a medical issue and that is just as dumb as the rest of the situation.

Speaking of pussies.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:28

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Marx Was A Lib posted:

cardi seems like the kinda person that'd be cool to get drunk and stoned with

she got shot and she was cool about it

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:29

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ekuNNN posted:

remember that "point a gun at your dick to prove how safe it is and how cool you are" fad from a while back?
https://twitter.com/moeguns_derrick/status/1293310231863320578

lmao this is the good poo poo

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:30

lmaopocalypse: Mar 16, 2020

Alan Smithee posted:

she got shot and she was cool about it

Go on?

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:52

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

another illustrious addition to the "to own the libs" list.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:58

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lmaopocalypse posted:

Go on?

poo poo i was wrong it was megan thee stallion

cardi probably parties hard though, that stresses me out

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:04

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

cardi b supported AND hung out with bernie

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:06

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Mr Interweb posted:

cardi b supported AND hung out with bernie

Vote for daddy Bernie, bitch.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:08

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Wet rear end Bernie

e: i really need to change my av, bernard has been super disappointing the last few days

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:11

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

someone find me a good tweet or something from when laura loomer handcuffed herself to the door of twitter hq, for the first post hall of fame

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:12

The Chairman: Jun 30, 2003; But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

ekuNNN posted:

someone find me a good tweet or something from when laura loomer handcuffed herself to the door of twitter hq, for the first post hall of fame

https://twitter.com/banditelli/status/1068263677986402304
https://twitter.com/kath_krueger/status/1068259861815853058

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:13

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:16

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Chairman posted:

https://twitter.com/kath_krueger/status/1068259861815853058

omg how did I miss that one

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:17

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

Marx Was A Lib posted:

Wet rear end B-word

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:17

Grape: Nov 16, 2017; Happily shilling for China!

Doing a crazy person publicity stunt in Manhattan is particularly poor planning.
That wasn't the oddest human behavior anyone there witnessed in the last 12 hours.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:19

Vernacular: Nov 29, 2004

miniscule12 posted:

https://twitter.com/yugopnik/status/1293223652624867328?s=21

I feel like we are in a golden age of conservatives being owned.

the movie that eventually gets made about him and his batshit family starring sir mark rylance will honestly be l-i-t

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:20

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

Mr Interweb posted:

No.

no, no, no, no, no, JUST NO

come on. this is a little TOO good to be true. there is no way i can believe this is real. even for some idiot chuds. i mean, i WANT it to be true, but i'm HIGHLY skeptical

i mean, that dude tries to fire the gun the first time, which doesn't go off, but does the second. does that mean it wasn't fully loaded and the guy didn't check beforehand? and why would you upload such a thing in the first place?!

Chuds make this pretty believable.

https://twitter.com/RoombaWithAView/status/1293339545300348933?s=20

https://twitter.com/SoupGlowing/status/1293360562278150144?s=20

https://twitter.com/SoupGlowing/status/1293338183820808193?s=20

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:21

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:22

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Grape posted:

Doing a crazy person publicity stunt in Manhattan is particularly poor planning.
That wasn't the oddest human behavior anyone there witnessed in the last 12 hours.

Forreal. Probably not even in the last twelve minutes. Hell, do that here in Toronto and people will be mad you took attention away from the lady making GBS threads on the sidewalk while singing Len's 1999 hit 'Steal My Sunshine'.

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:23

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