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Drakyn posted:
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Aug 11, 2020 19:55
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 "Nice to meet you, Mr Withanex, but I'm looking for Dr Strange!"
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Aug 12, 2020 17:28
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it infuriates him that all his mail is addressed to Zandu.
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Epicurius posted:it infuriates him that all his mail is addressed to Zandu. He's very particular about the spelling.
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I only just noticed he's not named Xanadu.
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That last panel is NSM in a nutshell. Ah well, at least he's riding the subway for free this time. 
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Spider-Man says the hard way but if I had a choice between going inside a NY subway car back then or parasailing behind it I know what I'm picking.
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Elfface posted:I only just noticed he's not named Xanadu. I'm pretty sure it's spelled Zanadu.
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His actual name is Xander, but he's from Boston you see.
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Pronounced Gzandu.
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I thought it was pronounced sword
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I wonder if street toughs in the 70s really said "turkeys" that much.  Oh, he's single. Who could have guessed.
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Aug 13, 2020 18:23
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All the supervillains want some of Mary Jane or Aunt May.
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Aug 13, 2020 22:35
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they were so worried about aunt may reporting them to the cops despite her not knowing who they are. so obviously, the way to go is to rob a large group of people without any attempt at concealing their identities.
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Aug 13, 2020 22:38
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As pick-up lines go it's not the worst. He'll probably ruin it by seguing immediately into boasting about his wand.
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She's already engaged to the King of Atlantis, Namor; and to the King of the Idiots, Peter Parker. What's one more king?
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Cat Mattress posted:She's already engaged to the King of Atlantis, Namor; and to the King of the Idiots, Peter Parker. What's one more king? Would totally commission art that's just this panel but with a long line of Marvel royalty waiting behind Xandu. All just Black Panther, Doom, Black Bolt, Namor, Lilandra, Mole Man, Odin, J'son...
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Cat Mattress posted:She's already engaged to the King of Atlantis, Namor; and to the King of the Idiots, Peter Parker. What's one more king?  Mary Jane Watson-Parker-Submariner-Strange-Du
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Aug 14, 2020 18:08
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Johnny Walker posted:Funny you should mention that. I like that Spidey being married to MJ is completely inconceivable.
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Spidey: MJ be quiet! We don't want them to know that you are married to Peter Parker, who is secretly me, Spider-Man!
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Johnny Walker posted:Funny you should mention that. The adventures of Mary Jane, a harem comedy.
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"Having defeated both him and the far less impressive Spider-Man" would be a top tier thread title.
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"Thank God! Somebody who's competent is waking up! Maybe he can fix this!"
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That's how people usually look when they wake up and see Spider-Man.
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MJ Muyo, MJ Universe, MJ In Tokyo.
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 Epicurius posted:"Thank God! Somebody who's competent is waking up! Maybe he can fix this!"
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Johnny Walker posted:
Well, there's always Mary Jane. Or maybe Namor is still hanging around and wants to help out.
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Wait, why would Zandu call MJ ms. Parker if he thinks that she's married to Dr. Strange? Better yet, why would a man who declare himself to be a big fan not know about her marital status?
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Dr. Strange just has to tell Spider-Man that Xandu wants to get it on with Aunt May. He'll be out of there in no time.
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Alhazred posted:Wait, why would Zandu call MJ ms. Parker if he thinks that she's married to Dr. Strange? Better yet, why would a man who declare himself to be a big fan not know about her marital status? people just assume parker is her maiden name. it's not like anyone would guess that she is married to noted loser peter parker, who everyone knows is spiderman.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:people just assume parker is her maiden name. it's not like anyone would guess that she is married to noted loser peter parker, who everyone knows is spiderman.
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Xandu is doing all this because Strange kept editing MJ's Wikipedia entry.
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