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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dick Trauma posted:

It's cute, but not for me. But I started watching SCTV when I was a kid and have loved his work in so many other shows and movies.

Martin Short is so drat funny.

I like that you can tell who his friends are by how hard they roast him. And Jason Biggs of all people being the one to truly break him near the end.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Peterson also harassed so many students he couldn’t close his door as school policy

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Inceltown posted:

Look, Chas passing as Trumps security is probably worth what ever extra hell this brings.

Especially since there's a non-zero chance that they'd actually be hired by the administration

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JordanHeckFF/status/1293545277731885057

This is actually the perfect microcosm of twitter discourse

Reminds me of: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eECjjLNAOd4

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.



I knew what that was gonna be before I clicked the link...

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I hope he doesn’t turn out to have a bunch of skeletons in his closet, because all the stuff those people said is exactly how I’ve always imagined him. Also, I’ve never seen Schitt’s Creek.

Apparently when they were on the set of Dumb and Dumberer, Shia LaBeouf mentioned that the mustache Levy had for the film made him look like Groucho Marx and Levy got mad at him so I can only assume that Levy was involved in his death somehow.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/keeltyc/status/1293303124258693122?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/WaterstonesPicc/status/1293462107732824064

https://twitter.com/Skoog/status/1293202919324614664

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/jewishwonk/status/1293573724810215424?s=21

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/thelovelylumpen/status/1293625645868748806

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jc_stubbs/status/1289199572137283585

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/cursingdinosaur/status/1293509623136366592

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


zoux
Apr 28, 2006

IDK if you all saw that trend of boogaloo boys online pointing guns at their nuts but the inevitable happened.

So uh, content warning:dude shoots himself in the beanbag

https://mobile.twitter.com/moeguns_derrick/status/1293310231863320578

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

He seems to have very little regret in those followup posts. You'd think shooting yourself in the scrote for internet points would make you stop and rethink a few things.

Edit: Okay maybe rethink isn't the right word here.

wash bucket has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Aug 13, 2020

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Terrible fingat discipline

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

McCracAttack posted:

He seems to have very little regret in those followup posts. You'd think shooting yourself in the scrote for internet points would make you stop and rethink a few things.

Edit: Okay maybe rethink isn't the right word here.

Seems like the sort of person who is used to ignoring the consequences of stupid decisions. I’m sure his mind is whirring away coming up with reasons this isn’t his fault.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

At hostpital, lost pingat!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

McCracAttack posted:

He seems to have very little regret in those followup posts. You'd think shooting yourself in the scrote for internet points would make you stop and rethink a few things.

Edit: Okay maybe rethink isn't the right word here.

He only uses it to piss and jerk off, he won't be missing much.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Nothing is stored in those balls

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Picnic Princess posted:

Nothing is stored in those balls

Not now that he let the jelly out

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




So what's the new thing they do to own us libs? Think we can convince them to run down icy stairs while deep throating steak knives?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

RandomFerret posted:

So what's the new thing they do to own us libs? Think we can convince them to run down icy stairs while deep throating steak knives?

You mean swords of free speech?

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.
That isn't a good tweet at all, seems more like IOSM material

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

zoux posted:

IDK if you all saw that trend of boogaloo boys online pointing guns at their nuts but the inevitable happened.

So uh, content warning:dude shoots himself in the beanbag

https://mobile.twitter.com/moeguns_derrick/status/1293310231863320578

This may be more a meme thread q, ima ask it anyway. What's with the random B letter replacement? Is it signaling fellow boneheads or sommat? ...or just lolrandom internote thing?

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

CharlestheHammer posted:

Peterson also harassed so many students he couldn’t close his door as school policy

What's this, now? I tried to look this up and found 1) Peterson saying he didn't shut his office door because a woman in a closed room can't NOT accuse a man of assault and 2) people taking about how often students would glue his door shut, lol. Anyway I'd love to read more if you have links

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Ishamael posted:

That isn't a good tweet at all, seems more like IOSM material

Good for us, bad for him.

If legit, I’m sure there’s a fetish in faking this poo poo and it wouldn’t be hard to do.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

krinklechip posted:

This may be more a meme thread q, ima ask it anyway. What's with the random B letter replacement? Is it signaling fellow boneheads or sommat? ...or just lolrandom internote thing?
It's just an old meme, I don't think it's strongly affiliated with any group/subculture at this point.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

krinklechip posted:

This may be more a meme thread q, ima ask it anyway. What's with the random B letter replacement? Is it signaling fellow boneheads or sommat? ...or just lolrandom internote thing?

FB probably doesn’t like the word penis

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/richtechexec/status/1293643938398482432

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

So they lost volume but made up for it in gross?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Elysiume posted:

It's just an old meme, I don't think it's strongly affiliated with any group/subculture at this point.

I guess it's too old to be an alt-right meme but it's definitely chud adjacent. 90% of it's usage was to not quite say a racial slur.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Elysiume posted:

It's just an old meme, I don't think it's strongly affiliated with any group/subculture at this point.

How did i forget about Know Your Meme?! Thanks for the link.

theflyingexecutive posted:

FB probably doesn’t like the word penis

...and yer prolly right on this. Easy meme-y way around it.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1293642931610427392?s=19

The comments are fantastic

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/mcdonaldobs/status/1293570650498637826

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I've heard of tweeting through adversity but this seems ridiculous

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


Oh good cthulhu is right on time.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

So they lost volume but made up for it in gross?

They operate at a loss, meaning for every ride they give, they lose more money. Due to the shutdown, they are providing less rides and thus losing less money.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/alyssalimp/status/1293667645791690753?s=21

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