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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

tinstaach posted:

So I guess the answer to "who can stand Ben Shapiro?" is: stupid people. And the world is filled with stupid people.
I guess I can see the appeal for someone who was raised conservative, thinks they're a lot smarter than they are, and collects arguments like "It's freedom of religion, not freedom from religion!" to shore up their unexamined beliefs.

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

uber_stoat posted:

i wish I could be so above it all and too cool for school so I could tell myself "wet rear end p-word" isn't funny.

you'll find that my dissertation on scatalogical humor states that farts and poop are the capstone of comedy

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

the idea of being afraid to say a curseword is so deeply alien to me that i don't think my brain can handle it. pussy isn't even a slur! who cares about pussy!!

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



i say swears online posted:

can't wait for the shapiro/malmsteen collab

Malmsteen is example nr1 of huffing your own farts, but the guy has his own unique style that every other technical guitar dweeb tried to emulate.like pedantry shredding.

Small Ben is just reaching his natural end cycle where even not terminally online people realise he's a dweeb and a fraud, its the circle of grift life.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
I just realized that Felix is "the school's star athlete stays home and becomes an alcoholic bum" but with the mirror opposite journey

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZ48AE3TOI
this but for arguing with campus leftists

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Antifa Poltergeist posted:

Malmsteen is example nr1 of huffing your own farts, but the guy has his own unique style that every other technical guitar dweeb tried to emulate.like pedantry shredding.

Small Ben is just reaching his natural end cycle where even not terminally online people realise he's a dweeb and a fraud, its the circle of grift life.
I can listen to Malmsteen and be a bit impressed by how much skill it takes to play like that. I still think it sucks but he’s clearly passionate about what he does. In the same way I can be blown away by how good a singer Jussi Björling was even though I don’t much like Opera.

Shapiro sounds like the second best singer in some high school musical.

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020

T-man posted:

the idea of being afraid to say a curseword is so deeply alien to me that i don't think my brain can handle it. pussy isn't even a slur! who cares about pussy!!
it's the terrified christian child mindset- picturing god as giving you negative Heaven Points for thinking a rude thought- and for protestants you need to fully realign with god as a personal task rather than just telling a priest and getting some homework

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Hooplah posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZ48AE3TOI
this but for arguing with campus leftists

yngwie's pile of pre-mass production late 50s strats just strewn about the floor in his mansion is one of the greatest acts of trolling

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

i think of demons posted:

it's the terrified christian child mindset- picturing god as giving you negative Heaven Points for thinking a rude thought- and for protestants you need to fully realign with god as a personal task rather than just telling a priest and getting some homework

isn’t he jewish

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020

a fatguy baldspot posted:

isn’t he jewish
yeah, i kinda did not read past the post i responded to to be honest. but he is profoundly influenced by conservative protestant culture in terms of social norms.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Shapiro is the poster child for propping up "Judeo-Christian" morality and the weird alliance between right-wing pro-Israeli Jews and the wingnut evangelical American right, so characterizing him that way isn't off-base at all.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/CIAGoFundMe/status/1293350541431537667?s=19

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

T-man posted:

the idea of being afraid to say a curseword is so deeply alien to me that i don't think my brain can handle it. pussy isn't even a slur! who cares about pussy!!

he has a radio show so I assume that's the practical reason, his listeners would probably complain to advertisers and snitch to the FEC if they heard the phrase "pussy so wet"

but he probably doesn't say it off air either

also lol this is hellish

quote:

The Ben Shapiro Show is a daily political podcast and live radio show produced by The Daily Wire and hosted by Ben Shapiro. As of March 2019, the podcast was ranked by Podtrac as the second most popular podcast in the U.S.[1] Westwood One began syndicating The Ben Shapiro Show podcast to radio in April 2018.[2] In January 2019, Westwood One expanded Shapiro's one-hour podcast-to-radio program, adding a nationally syndicated two-hour live radio show, for three hours of Ben Shapiro programming daily.[3] As of March 2019, according to Westwood One, The Ben Shapiro Show is being carried by more than 200 stations, including in nine of the top ten markets.[4] In January 2019, The Ben Shapiro Show won "Best News Podcast" at the inaugural iHeartRadio Podcast Awards ceremony.[5][6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ben_Shapiro_Show

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


Atrocious Joe posted:

he has a radio show so I assume that's the practical reason, his listeners would probably complain to advertisers and snitch to the FEC if they heard the phrase "pussy so wet"

but he probably doesn't say it off air either

also lol this is hellish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ben_Shapiro_Show

he shoulve just used some kind of mildly humorous euphemism

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

wet-rear end hoo-ha

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


A Russian troll farm posted:

wet-rear end hoo-ha
lol

i chuckled so there you go better than p-word

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

A Russian troll farm posted:

wet-rear end hoo-ha

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Atrocious Joe posted:

he has a radio show so I assume that's the practical reason, his listeners would probably complain to advertisers and snitch to the FEC if they heard the phrase "pussy so wet"

but he probably doesn't say it off air either

also lol this is hellish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ben_Shapiro_Show

i still remember when he gave a speech at the march for life but it was also recorded for his podcast so he was doing ad reads during a massive rally

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Atrocious Joe posted:

he has a radio show so I assume that's the practical reason, his listeners would probably complain to advertisers and snitch to the FEC if they heard the phrase "pussy so wet"

but he probably doesn't say it off air either

also lol this is hellish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ben_Shapiro_Show

I can only imagine iHeartRadio's constituency being the "there's no other radio app" crowd and the Del Webb Sun City type

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

A Russian troll farm posted:

wet-rear end hoo-ha

Orb Crabmelt
Jan 16, 2011

Nyorp.
Clapping Larry
I tried looking for it on YouTube but couldn't find it: what was the SNL Sylvester Stallone Orange Julius sketch Chapo talked about a few episodes ago? tia

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

GANDHITRON posted:

I tried looking for it on YouTube but couldn't find it: what was the SNL Sylvester Stallone Orange Julius sketch Chapo talked about a few episodes ago? tia

https://www.metacafe.com/watch/5148521/stallone_on_snl_1997_orange_julius_skit/

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://podcastbusinessjournal.com/podcast-downloads-down-drastically-in-april/


Ben is faking his numbers

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
that dude calling stav with the question about loving an older woman is.. not well

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Atrocious Joe posted:

he has a radio show so I assume that's the practical reason, his listeners would probably complain to advertisers and snitch to the FEC if they heard the phrase "pussy so wet"

but he probably doesn't say it off air either

also lol this is hellish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ben_Shapiro_Show

lol well there's the final kick i needed to unsub from the one iheartradio podcast i still went through the pain of skipping through all the commercials for

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


5-4 is pretty good. lawboys posts translate well to podcast imo.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1291850082808201218

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

How does he do it? How does he never miss?

https://twitter.com/WASBAPPIN/status/1293738882358378496?s=20

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

*in a retirement home* assad must go

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1293942244542619649

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


I still can't figure out how his plot arc is supposed to end

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Victory Position posted:

I still can't figure out how his plot arc is supposed to end

remember caro?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
i'm banking on him ending up a chained jester in al-Assad's presidential palace

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

i'm banking on him ending up a chained jester in al-Assad's presidential palace

Assad didn't even order the chains, he insisted

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Ah yes, the NYT-to-cum pipeline

Orb Crabmelt
Jan 16, 2011

Nyorp.
Clapping Larry
Anyone subscribed to The Bruenigs Patreon? Is it any good?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

uber_stoat posted:

remember caro?

this doesn't have the same veneer of magical realism and/or stupid luck that caro's arc placed on him

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
Accidental self-immolation outside the Russian embassy. People will think it's intentional but Bap will actually just gently caress up throwing a homemade firebomb.

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Victory Position posted:

I still can't figure out how his plot arc is supposed to end

Bappincat

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