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naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Infinitum posted:

Settle grettle

Having flashbacks to Mr Clarke yelling that at me in grade 3 gently caress.

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Infinitum posted:

Settle grettle

Grab a beer dear said to mean this was a common one in my house growing up after dad got off the piss. Looking back it seems bad to taunt a man for trying to improve himself but mum said it once and one thing about my sister and I was if it made dad annoyed, you'd repeat it until you got tired of it or he snapped you one

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Aug 13, 2020

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Once he got off the piss there was very little actual violence of an overt sort but he was a precise man with a wet towel that was fond of a good shower so there was still a real sense of stakes to trying this stuff even as whoopings fell out of favour

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Does anyone here do IT contracting?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Does anyone here do IT contracting?

My Mrs kind of does but not as an IT contractor, she's a change manager in the IT / Digital space

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Ok could use some advice from someone who has changed for working full time to becoming a contractor.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Ok could use some advice from someone who has changed for working full time to becoming a contractor.

Do what I would have done if I didn't sign a non-compete, steal your former employers clients.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Ok could use some advice from someone who has changed for working full time to becoming a contractor.

Steal wages. As much as possible in each check without raising suspicion.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What should my hourly rate be?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I charge $80 an hour

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Isaac posted:

I charge $80 an hour

What do you do?

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Depends on what you're doing. My partner charges $200 an hour but his clients are charging around that for the services they provide and need software customised for, so to them it's a reasonable rate.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
I haven't been a contractor since 2011/2012 but my last gig before I became permie was $73/hour + super, 40 hours/week, 6 month basis.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

bee posted:

Depends on what you're doing. My partner charges $200 an hour but his clients are charging around that for the services they provide and need software customised for, so to them it's a reasonable rate.

What about servicing milking machines?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Most contractors are on day rate so depending on skill level. Mrs spergo day rate is $800-1000 a day depending on the job but hers is more management. Senior dev probably $600-800 a day?

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

drat big money in being a nerd nowadays

my brother has just finished his IT security masters but refuses to attempt to get a job and currently sleeps from 6am to 6pm. He should look at this thread for big money inspiration

F
Nov 6, 2005

Stop the tcp from being with the ip

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
how can you be depressed when there is big money to be earned

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Sillybones posted:

how can you be depressed when there is big money to be earned

i'm gonna say its Quarantine Madness. It seems like he could walk right into a 90k a year job with that masters degree. He's also a presentable and well spoken guy.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

the needful

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I write code to store and make reports from air quality iot devices and manage the cloud stuff that runs the code

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Isaac posted:

the needful

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Sillybones posted:

how can you be depressed when there is big money to be earned

I just realised your av represents you and a regular sized person

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Caesar Saladin posted:

drat big money in being a nerd nowadays

my brother has just finished his IT security masters but refuses to attempt to get a job and currently sleeps from 6am to 6pm. He should look at this thread for big money inspiration

Yeh it's pretty solid income but a lot of contracting work has no leave benefits so realistically you need to keep in mind that a day off costs you that daily rate of pay. Most of em can be done from home but so you don't have to go in all the time. Most of what my Mrs does is more project management stuff on IT stuff predominantly with banks, so like changes and rollouts within the big 4. The code holding Westpac together is JANKY as gently caress

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

McSpergin posted:

The code holding Westpac together is JANKY as gently caress

Put another layer on it. That should fix it.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I sorta wish I kept up with my Virtualisation Certification, but it's much more relaxing not working 80-90 hours a week without a break and always being on standby.

If I ever saw my former boss, who never hired anyone and basically made us work ourselves to death, as soon as I saw him I'd probably go

Infinitum posted:

Here he is

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
The resource industry is kicking off and I keep getting tentative offers to go back to Oz and work in the desert for stupid money but gently caress I hate it out there. You guys don't realise how well workers get paid compared to almost anywhere else in the world.

Maybe a few months? I could probably earn a year's worth of cash in 6 months. gently caress.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://twitter.com/spankysfather/status/948293950342942720

Steven Irwin probably apologised to the stringray for spooking him :qq:

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Isaac posted:

the needful

you need to register this as your business name and give it and abn

ie, put a ring on it.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here
Lotta rich cunts in here

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i'm rich bitch dont @me

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Just lol if you think Steve Irwin's dead, he faked his death to hide out in the Torres strait, all to escape his horrible seppo wife who ruined his brand. His kids have been left to pick up the pieces.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Lymphoma is gone.

I have a spot on one lung which was there when I was diagnosed and which hasn't grown in the last 8 months, so they're referring me to a lung specialist to work out whether it should be biopsied or just monitored by the CT scans I will be having every three months.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Lolie posted:

Lymphoma is gone.

I have a spot on one lung which was there when I was diagnosed and which hasn't grown in the last 8 months, so they're referring me to a lung specialist to work out whether it should be biopsied or just monitored by the CT scans I will be having every three months.

Huge congrats, i bet that sentence felt good to write.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Lolie posted:

Lymphoma is gone.

I have a spot on one lung which was there when I was diagnosed and which hasn't grown in the last 8 months, so they're referring me to a lung specialist to work out whether it should be biopsied or just monitored by the CT scans I will be having every three months.

That's awesome, happy Friday!

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Noice, get hosed on lymphoma, best of luck if they do cut you open again but that's good news

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Full day of rain been sitting in the bom app for tomorrow all week just getting more mm and longer duration the more I look at it, I'm excited. Not sure what I'm putting in today but I'm doing something out there soon. I've got a few things in pots that could use a nice big hole in the ground somewhere downstream from the little hill channels I dug out

Also the magpies are already pregnant. They don't swoop at all out here so I'm stoked BC they love using random poo poo to teach their babies to do things and it's adorable

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Aug 14, 2020

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Lolie posted:

Lymphoma is gone.

I have a spot on one lung which was there when I was diagnosed and which hasn't grown in the last 8 months, so they're referring me to a lung specialist to work out whether it should be biopsied or just monitored by the CT scans I will be having every three months.

This is awesome news for a friday, gonna be a good weekend.

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

NPR Journalizard posted:

Huge congrats, i bet that sentence felt good to write.

Sure did.

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