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There are definitely some restaurants that are fronts for money laundering, and they usually suck because the food's just there enough to be convincing. What you really want are the ones that put some effort into it. Like a mafia pizza shop that actually puts the work in? It's gonna be twice as good as anybody else because the food's made well purely out of love 
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BrigadierSensible posted:Sorry to be pedantic, but in Korea, Dog is poor peoples food. Thank you. Protip: if anyone uses the word "delicacy" to describe a foreign food you can be 110% sure they don't know what they're talking about and are just repeating something they heard.
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Mafia places are fantastic because that's where everybody in the family eats and takes their meetings. You don't want to insult somebody by having lovely food.
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Captain Hygiene posted:There are definitely some restaurants that are fronts for money laundering, and they usually suck because the food's just there enough to be convincing. What you really want are the ones that put some effort into it. Like a mafia pizza shop that actually puts the work in? It's gonna be twice as good as anybody else because the food's made well purely out of love
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The other great celebrity urban legend was the "[Celebrity] had to have their stomach pumped, doctors pumped out a gallon of semen from forty different people!" one. My favorite bit being the idea of ER doctors sending a gallon of spunk to the lab for some reason.
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Sunswipe posted:The other great celebrity urban legend was the "[Celebrity] had to have their stomach pumped, doctors pumped out a gallon of semen from forty different people!" one. My favorite bit being the idea of ER doctors sending a gallon of spunk to the lab for some reason. Don't forget about Richard Geere shoving a gerbil up his rear end. I have no idea how that one got started.
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Aug 14, 2020 17:20
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Pretty sure that one was Richard Geere's agent.
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small ghost posted:Oh for sure, I didn't mean "they have to be fronts because there are too many kebab shops", that's just what we thought as dumb kids who didn't know about stuff like how clustering can help restaurants. Clustering is a funny thing, you can see it with fast food and chain restaurants, as memorably demonstrated by 'Junk Food Corner' that has a McDonald's, KFC and Hungry Jacks all around the same intersection along with other food places. I'm told it can get even weirder in some places like China, where you see market districts of stores that sell specific things like army surplus uniforms all next to each other. RandomFerret posted:Mafia places are fantastic because that's where everybody in the family eats and takes their meetings. You don't want to insult somebody by having lovely food. Also because the bottom line isn't based on their service they actually have a more relaxed working environment, I imagine.
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Aug 14, 2020 18:27
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christmas boots posted:Reminds me of the rumors that McDonald's used mealworms or something instead of beef to save cash, except in reality using beef really is the cheaper option. My favorite McDonalds one is that they're the world's largest purchaser of cow eyeball, presably to make milkshakes or something. It's probably true even! Because they just buy an absolute loving huge amount of cows wholesale. Just... not to use the eyes for poo poo.
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Aug 14, 2020 18:32
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Ronald is a clown of very particular...tastes
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Aug 14, 2020 18:34
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AFewBricksShy posted:Don't forget about Richard Geere shoving a gerbil up his rear end. I have no idea how that one got started. It was a weird thing straight people attributed to gay dudes in the 80's and 90's. For some reason it really stuck with him, along with rumors of him being gay. But other celebs got tarred with it.
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Captain Hygiene posted:There are definitely some restaurants that are fronts for money laundering, and they usually suck because the food's just there enough to be convincing. What you really want are the ones that put some effort into it. Like a mafia pizza shop that actually puts the work in? It's gonna be twice as good as anybody else because the food's made well purely out of love The two restaurants on that road I am utterly convinced are fronts are a) a dingy horrible kebab shop with attached restaurant that's always closed, with awful food, that's open 24hrs, never has anyone in it, is overpriced and always has an unusually large number of bulky serious looking men behind the counter and b) the best restaurant on the road hands down, which is always busy, bizarrely cheap for how good it is, and has at least one table that's always and only filled by serious looking men wearing very expensive trainers.
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Captain Hygiene posted:There are definitely some restaurants that are fronts for money laundering, and they usually suck because the food's just there enough to be convincing. What you really want are the ones that put some effort into it. Like a mafia pizza shop that actually puts the work in? It's gonna be twice as good as anybody else because the food's made well purely out of love I just assume those fronts are least likely to give me food poisoning because they don’t want to get the health inspector’s attention
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I would imagine most health inspectors are on the take, tbh
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Wow, I didn't realize that "[celebrity] got his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick" was a multi-generational thing.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Don't forget about Richard Geere shoving a gerbil up his rear end. I have no idea how that one got started. Seriously, you get one mole removed and you never live it down.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wow, I didn't realize that "[celebrity] got his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick" was a multi-generational thing. Same lol, it was Marilyn Manson for me (Wisconsin, mid-90s) Also, this isn't exactly a dumb marketing move, but couldn't think of a better place to post htis https://twitter.com/OutOfContextEv2/status/1249887407660548096
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Captain Hygiene posted:There are definitely some restaurants that are fronts for money laundering, and they usually suck because the food's just there enough to be convincing. What you really want are the ones that put some effort into it. Like a mafia pizza shop that actually puts the work in? It's gonna be twice as good as anybody else because the food's made well purely out of love
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wow, I didn't realize that "[celebrity] got his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick" was a multi-generational thing. I think you could do a pretty interesting sociology paper about variations on the "[celebrity] got a rib removed so he could suck his own dick" and "[celebrity] had to be rushed to the hospital to have a gallon of semen pumped out of their stomach" urban legends across time and geographical regions. I'd read it, at least.
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Antivehicular posted:I think you could do a pretty interesting sociology paper about variations on the "[celebrity] got a rib removed so he could suck his own dick" and "[celebrity] had to be rushed to the hospital to have a gallon of semen pumped out of their stomach" urban legends across time and geographical regions. I'd read it, at least.
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Splicer posted:I kind of want to work at a mob front now. Just doing something I love without worrying about profits. Good news! Unless you own the business you can do that anywhere you work!
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AFewBricksShy posted:Don't forget about Richard Geere shoving a gerbil up his rear end. I have no idea how that one got started. For some reason, in Philly this was claimed of Jerry Penacoli, a local news anchor.
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Aug 15, 2020 02:25
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Would removing a rib even allow one to suck their own dick? Asking for no reason. No reason at all. Also where would you find a doctor that would do that? Out of curiosity, you see.
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Also does it matter if you're fat? Does the fat get in the way? edit: Also how much is lipo.
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"Hey Doc, I need a rib removed, to pleasure myself, you see, while you're in there can you siphon off these extra 10 lbs I got?" "Get the gently caress out of my ER"
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Aug 15, 2020 03:17
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Those hollywood hedonists can get doctors to do anything for money!
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Aug 15, 2020 03:58
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What if you got hot coffee spilled on your lap and your physical reaction was so strong that your muscles stretched to the point where you could suck your own dick
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:What if you got hot coffee spilled on your lap and your physical reaction was so strong that your muscles stretched to the point where you could suck your own dick Physically impossible, and believe me, I have tried
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Aug 15, 2020 04:37
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I think you're two just need to suck each other off instead of going the expensive surgery route
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Nitrox posted:I think you're two just need to suck each other off instead of going the expensive surgery route There's still this doctor as the middleman between these two and there's the pizza delivery guy.
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Aug 15, 2020 05:34
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The pizza delivery guy stands there, crying spiders from his eyes, with a gallon of cum in his stomach and a sadistic killer hiding in his backseat
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Captain Hygiene posted:There are definitely some restaurants that are fronts for money laundering, and they usually suck because the food's just there enough to be convincing. What you really want are the ones that put some effort into it. Like a mafia pizza shop that actually puts the work in? It's gonna be twice as good as anybody else because the food's made well purely out of love There are stories that many of legendary music clubs in Austin's heyday of the 70s-90s were fronts for laundering weed and harder stuff.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wow, I didn't realize that "[celebrity] got his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick" was a multi-generational thing. I'm more surprised that "X celebrity had to go to hospital to get Y gallons of semen pumped from their stomach" isn't a multi generational thing. And in very geographic and time specific urban celebrity legend. Everybody in Melbourne who went to school during the 90s would swear that it was their Maths teacher who was the bass player in TISM. They would be wrong though, because it was my year 9 science teacher.
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BrigadierSensible posted:I'm more surprised that "X celebrity had to go to hospital to get Y gallons of semen pumped from their stomach" isn't a multi generational thing. We had a drama teacher who was super tall who we all thought was Ron Hitler Barassi In actual content, wow. https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/1294417944638656513 Memento has a new favorite as of 06:05 on Aug 15, 2020 |
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Aug 15, 2020 06:01
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yoga classes are way cheaper than rib removal
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Memento posted:We had a drama teacher who was super tall who we all thought was Ron Hitler Barassi Seriously? Orangina has been doing furry ads for more than a decade now what rock was this guy under
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I like to imagine some 1400s caveman saying "did you hear mozart went to ye olde doctory to get his ribs removed for orally pleasuring himself?"
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Memento posted:We had a drama teacher who was super tall who we all thought was Ron Hitler Barassi liberate tuteme ex inferis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrkUDm9pnIw
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I don’t think the furries are the issue with Orangina Cowboy/Indian/Samurai/Geisha
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