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pooch516 posted:Is Homer considered a furry because of that scene now? If anything, it means that the panda is a human-y. edit: a skin-y?
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Iron Crowned posted:Hey, "Panda-Monium" is a really good pun Would Panda-Moanium been too much? I bet it'd be Panda-Moenium today.
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panda-emic (18-36 months from now)
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iamsosmrt posted:Would Panda-Moanium been too much? I bet it'd be Panda-Moenium today. With a picture of Moe on the banner. And then a cutaway to Moe in the crowd. "That's my face on the banner!"
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Okay, so it's Season 31 and the plotline can throw in a panda without doing a whole episode leading up to it. Homer and Bart + whoever show up to the panda ranch (ironic sign lampshade, "formerly ostrich" at best) and it's run by... Moe? Moe what are you doing running a panda ranch? And from there it's up to Al Jean and the crew what would be the funniest way to imply Moe wanted easy access to all the pandas he could gently caress day and night nonstop.
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They’d say get it? It’s a callback to Cape Feare when Moe was keeping pandas in the bar
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And then someone steps on a rake.
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Turns out there’s even a weirder Gil episode than the one where he stays with the Simpsons Homer is driving in his usual manner and style (ineptly and recklessly) when he carelessly drives into an alleyway, with no room to maneuver and faulty brakes, where Santa's Little Helper and the now-homeless Gil are eating out of trash cans. Homer is horrified by the notion of hitting a sweet and lovable dog, so he slams into Gil instead, who ends up with a serious neck injury and plans to sue the Simpsons for everything they've got. The jury accepts the defense argument that dogs are not only as good as humans, but better in many ways, and they dismiss Gil's case. Mayor Quimby decides to ride the pro-pooch sentiment by instituting measures that cater to canines and punish humans who do such things, like round up strays and even run animal medicine places like the poor Dr. Budgie, who gets arrested and put into shackles. Dr. Budgie's plea for Springfield to realize that the dogs will soon notice that humans have advocated their alpha status and turn on the citizens is not taken seriously until it actually happens. Even Santa's Little Helper joins the feral dog pack, as the town hides from the now-vicious dogs, and a town meeting leads to the community begging their most broken-down citizen to help them: Gil. Gil is ready to face down his fellow street creatures, but it is Marge who steps up, and after finding out the leader of the dog pack is a vicious chihuahua named Taquito, kicks Taquito clear out of their showdown park and becomes the new alpha of Springfield. All of the dogs return to their homes and families, from Ned's Baz and Mr. Burns' hounds, to Lisa and Bart's joyous reunion with Santa's Little Helper. In the final scene, Gil thinks he is found a new friend in a weakened Taquito who licks Gil's hand and barks happily. Gil does not realize the Chihuahua is only being friendly so he can get a taste for Gil before the poor ex-salesman finally dies and Taquito eats his corpse.
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Aug 12, 2020 17:48
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Someday the Simpsons will end.
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porfiria posted:Someday the Simpsons will end. 
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Post the simpsons far future post
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Simpsons is written by one of those Russian algorithm YouTube channels now. It will never end. We will soon be getting episodes about pregnant marge and Elsa.
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pooch516 posted:With a picture of Moe on the banner. And then a cutaway to Moe in the crowd. "That's my face on the banner!" Marge: Hey look! It's Moe! The bartender!
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Whether it's when Dan Castellaneta has a heart attack while banging three Russian prostitutes at the same time while snorting 8-Balls; or when the world economy utterly collapses under the weight of decades of neglect and predation on the part of the vampiric overclass; or it's when the Hybrid Coyote Mutants take over the last Fox broadcasting station in the denuded lands that used to be called the American Southwest; or when the last Hydocarbon with Homer Simpson's face etched upon it, floating aimlessly through space 10 trillion years from now, finally breaks apart The Simpsons will end.
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Code Jockey posted:Marge: Hey look! It's Moe! The bartender! "Oh hiya Midge, this is my bar! Homer, I didn't see you there!" (nervous laughter)
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bobjr posted:Turns out there’s even a weirder Gil episode than the one where he stays with the Simpsons I genuinely don't know if this is real or not. Have they started using Markov chain generators to create episodes
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Phlegmish posted:I genuinely don't know if this is real or not. Have they started using Markov chain generators to create episodes The length of the episode summary is inversely proportional to the quality of the episode
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Phlegmish posted:I genuinely don't know if this is real or not. Have they started using Markov chain generators to create episodes I looked it up because I was also confused, and I learned that this is like the fourth time Ol' Gil has died.
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Data Graham posted:I want some taquitos
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porfiria posted:Whether it's when Dan Castellaneta has a heart attack while banging three Russian prostitutes at the same time while snorting 8-Balls; or when the world economy utterly collapses under the weight of decades of neglect and predation on the part of the vampiric overclass; or it's when the Hybrid Coyote Mutants take over the last Fox broadcasting station in the denuded lands that used to be called the American Southwest; or when the last Hydocarbon with Homer Simpson's face etched upon it, floating aimlessly through space 10 trillion years from now, finally breaks apart i have covered these scenarios extensively https://medium.com/@Birdbassador/possible-last-episodes-of-the-simpsons-e4cd2e6a8a39
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I just remembered the time a Puerto Rican friend started saying "plan dental, Lisa necessita frenos," which of course transcends languages https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S5OrdhY1n9Y
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1) Julie Kavner needs to record her lines from an iron lung 2) What the gently caress is this animation? 
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YeahTubaMike posted:1) Julie Kavner needs to record her lines from an iron lung 3) Remember when the Simpsons did political jokes that were funny?
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New Yorp New Yorp posted:3) Remember when the Simpsons
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Every time the Simpson makes a headline, or shows up on the Twitter sidebar, I say to myself, "God no, please make it stop."
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New Yorp New Yorp posted:3) Remember when the Simpsons did political jokes that were funny? Is there even a joke in there? I don't understand the point of the video. Like when it started I thought it might have some sort of bad political joke in it, but it's literally just Marge acknowledging that she was publicly mentioned in a slightly condescending way? Like a bunch of comedy writers heard that their character was mentioned by the White House and Julie Kavner was called in to voice it and it was animated and... what even is it?
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Desperate and pathetic “notice us please” poo poo. Why does a product with a legacy of such longevity, cultural impact, transcendence beyond its genre feel the need to embarrass itself for any small amount of attention? I mean I know why but still.
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Every time the Simpson makes a headline, or shows up on the Twitter sidebar, I say to myself, "God no, please make it stop." I hate it because normies might think this is the show I used to like 
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I resent my grandmother for reaching 94 years despite being feeble and catatonic for the last 10, and outliving other family members whose lives were cut short. The Simpsons is the same, but with more pop-culture references.
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Marge now sounds like Moe doing an impression of Marge
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The only reason I watched this was because I had the smallest feeling it might be Disney announcing they finally shut it down. Now I just wonder why they couldn't have hired a better sound alike.
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Hrist posted:The only reason I watched this was because I had the smallest feeling it might be Disney announcing they finally shut it down.
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