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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1294373868107264000

Now we KNOW the season isn't happening.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


way too expensive!

let me pay 99 bucks to watch all 16 lovely Miami games

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That Gregg Williams is a real saint.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/1293595036119072768


Poddy peoplllllllllllle

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Just need a GIF of Brady's face superimposed over Donald Sutherland at the end of the Body Snatchers movie.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Pod tickets are going to be at least 5x as expensive as normal

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

They've done this for years.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

nerve posted:

how are you reading that as 'defending' the bounty program? what???

Saying the snitching was worse than the bounties is also wrong tho

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's kind of funny that the type of people that will insist on going to games as Pod People are also the ones walking around saying "Trumpy"

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

kiimo posted:

It's kind of funny that the type of people that will insist on going to games as Pod People are also the ones walking around saying "Trumpy"

It's going to be awkward for them when all the players are kneeling during the anthem.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/SeanCunningham/status/1294423877532098562?s=19

Love the football oaf

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I am not a big Pat fan but I like his Belichic impression.

https://youtu.be/PmJvzK-voy8

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Eifert Posting posted:

I am not a big Pat fan but I like his Belichic impression.

https://youtu.be/PmJvzK-voy8

It's so loving weird that the Patriots are going from Tom Brady to Cam Newton, just personality wise.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It'll be fun watching in real time to see if Bill thinks he's good enough for the gronk gloves or if he can engage in end stage Moss soul sucking.



Since there's no preseason games would anyone be interested in a roster bubble thread? Usually the fun part of this part of the season is having fun over analyzing the 3rd/4th stringers.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Travis Kelce bought a building


https://twitter.com/87Running/status/1294449969315885056

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

That's sweet, though I kinda hate the implication a loving STEM degree will solve everyone's problems.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Nobody's problems are ever solved we're all ultimately going to die alone and unhappy

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Ehud posted:

way too expensive!

let me pay 99 bucks to watch all 16 lovely Miami games
I know this season ain't happening, because DirecTV called up my Dad and said, "Wow, you've been a subscriber for, like, forever. How would you like free Sunday Ticket w/ Red Zone?
We haven't actually subscribed to Sunday Ticket in a decade+, because we mutually agreed it was a bad idea to pay money to watch the Bills be the Bills year in and year out.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Shrimpy posted:

They've done this for years.

They used to only do it for folks who couldn't subscribe to DirectTV. If you had an address that could place a dish in sight of a satellite, you had to be a DTV subscriber to get the streaming package.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

kiimo posted:

It's kind of funny that the type of people that will insist on going to games as Pod People are also the ones walking around saying "Trumpy"

They CAN do stupid things, after all.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I hope this is the halftime show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3CDX3Q5UxY

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Intruder posted:

Saying the snitching was worse than the bounties is also wrong tho

Ten years on and people still don't see why what Gregg Williams did was so disgusting. It's absolutely incredible.

It was his program. He conceived it. He ran it. He coerced his players into doing it.

He was in a position of authority and power, and when he got into trouble for it, he turned on the people he had power over.

It's not even like he broke the situation to the league. That distinction went to Mike Cerullo. He just spilled his guts and threw as many people under the bus as possible in order to save his career. Gregg Williams earned a lifetime ban for bountygate, but being an even bigger piece of poo poo got him back into the league.

Please outline where I'm defending the loving thing. Thanks in advance.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1294649018237300737?s=19

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Clark is low key one of the best tackles in the league. He's also only 24

If that front seven can figure out how to stop the run and if Gary actually pans out it could get into the running for best front seven in the league

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
That Clark signing is a steal

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/zachkruse2/status/1294654264829251585?s=19

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
Clark is like the one true 2-gap nose tackle in the league who can also rush the passer at a high level. He really is kind of unique, I'm sure Belichick would have wanted to use some of that 2021 cap space if he broke loose.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
That sounds like what Dontari Poe was supposed to develop into after his great rookie year but his back broke

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

I know this season ain't happening, because DirecTV called up my Dad and said, "Wow, you've been a subscriber for, like, forever. How would you like free Sunday Ticket w/ Red Zone?
We haven't actually subscribed to Sunday Ticket in a decade+, because we mutually agreed it was a bad idea to pay money to watch the Bills be the Bills year in and year out.

Some of my promo credits with dtv expired so I called to get them renewed yesterday and they gave me the ticket for free this year on top of the $80 per month credits.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

That sounds like what Dontari Poe was supposed to develop into after his great rookie year but his back broke

Maybe Vita Vea will get there, but it never really seems to work. Even Haloti Ngata ended up being more just good for his build than genuinely good as a pass rusher.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Javon Hargrave is getting there, and it would not surprise me if he takes that next step in Schwartz's defense this year

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1294672501822435329?s=19

lol

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

I’ve told this story before but Jimmy would fly into LA typically Friday evening and be leaving back to Florida by early Sunday afternoon. One morning at like 7:30am at the grocery store that is right next to the Fox Studios lot I was grabbing some stuff before heading in to work and who do I see? Jimmy Johnson in black silk pajamas and his hair looks perfect. It made me laugh.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://twitter.com/reinhurdler/status/1294654832461185024

It's mostly the more athletic guys, which I guess is logical but kinda wild Luck is so far ahead of everyone else.

https://twitter.com/schwartzsteins/status/1292188508904476673
RIP sweet price

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Kinda surprised Cutler is that high tbh

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


cutler would ram his loving throwing shoulder into people, he didn't give a gently caress

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

R.D. Mangles posted:

cutler would ram his loving throwing shoulder into people, he didn't give a gently caress

Hard time believing Cutler makes the effort

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Andy Dalton derailed the most promising season in 40 years of Bengals football by making a tackle.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Intruder posted:

Hard time believing Cutler makes the effort



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48pQbggAcD0

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