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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Only thing I could find kinda close was Nocturne by John Davis. How in the gently caress is there a book about a Cleveland investigator who has a chance encounter with a vampire, but its the wrong book about a Cleveland investigator who has a chance encounter with a vampire
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Shrecknet posted:How in the gently caress is there a book about a Cleveland investigator who has a chance encounter with a vampire, but its the wrong book about a Cleveland investigator who has a chance encounter with a vampire Cleveland rocks.
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eating only apples posted:I only reread this series a few years ago, shows how forgettable it is It's the Garfield of fantasy novels. You know how Jim Davis, when he set out to create Garfield, decided to very deliberately create something marketable and comfortable rather than actually entertaining? Yeah. David Eddings decided to start writing fantasy after he found a copy of the Lord of the Rings in a bookstore, was shocked to discover it was still in print, and decided there was money to be made there. But anyway I agree, this is definitely the Elenium trilogy.
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# ? Aug 10, 2020 04:34 |
Still looking for a childrens book about two cats who go out on a fishing boat in a storm and get served meatballs by a friendly chef when they finally get home - it's told from the point of view of one of the cats, if memory serves.
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eating only apples posted:The Elenium, David Eddings Thats the one. I know you mention how forgettable it is, are his other books worth a read?
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TommyGun85 posted:Thats the one. I know you mention how forgettable it is, are his other books worth a read? Eh, once you've read one series you've basically read them all. They're easy though and entertaining enough, I have a big soft spot for the Elenium despite its... uncomfortable bits
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TommyGun85 posted:Thats the one. I know you mention how forgettable it is, are his other books worth a read? You've read one Eddings book, you've read them all. (edit: also, as you can see above, if you've read one post about Eddings, you've read them all.) Literally, he recycles plot points wholesale from one series to the next. Also, Eddings and his wife both spent time in prison for child abuse -- although they're both dead now, so you won't be putting money in their pockets if you do choose to buy their books. That said, I liked the Belgariad back when I was a teenager, but I soured on him when the Sparhawk books came out because the repetition was just so blatant.
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TommyGun85 posted:Thats the one. I know you mention how forgettable it is, are his other books worth a read? They're all basically identical, so if you find one inoffensive light reading you'll probably find the rest the same, until your mind cracks from the repetition and you leap screaming from the window. Ed: I would say efb, but in this context we're obviously just doing a bit about those books. (efbeaten on that too)
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The Chad Jihad posted:Dude gets sucked into a fantasy world, discovers that their magic system can like, be translated into binary or something and uses that to become super good at magic. There was also a dumb sub-plot where the love interest thought he was only interested in her because she cast a love spell on him, but it turned out the spell didn't work to begin with. In the end he actually loses to the head evil guy because he's still a novice with no stamina but another wizard saves the day (the only interesting part). I feel like riding dragons may have featured Splicer fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Aug 10, 2020 |
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Yikes, I did not know about Eddings or his wife. I will not be reading anything further from them.
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D. Ebdrup posted:Still looking for a childrens book about two cats who go out on a fishing boat in a storm and get served meatballs by a friendly chef when they finally get home - it's told from the point of view of one of the cats, if memory serves. This sounds familiar but I can't find anything that matches it exactly. The Mousehole Cat is a famous children's book about a cat who goes on a fishing boat in a storm and has a big pie at the end. The Quayside Cat is about two cats who go out to sea and at one point there is a storm. Don't remember any meatballs though.
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Lot 49 posted:This sounds familiar but I can't find anything that matches it exactly. If you have any other suggestions, I'm all ears, as I've been looking for this book for over two decades at this point. If it helps, I think one of the cats might be female?
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TommyGun85 posted:Yikes, I did not know about Eddings or his wife. I will not be reading anything further from them. I get the reaction, but they are both long dead and as far as I know, no estate to profit from sales. It's not like you are putting money in his pocket and rewarding bad behavior. Go forth and read and enjoy. Dude's been worm food for like a decade, he's not learning any new lessons from people boycotting his work.
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TommyGun85 posted:Yikes, I did not know about Eddings or his wife. I will not be reading anything further from them. if you are only reading books written by morally good persons you won't have much to read but fortunately for you, eddings was also a bad author, so you won't miss anything by not reading him regardless of the reasons
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ChubbyChecker posted:if you are only reading books written by morally good persons you won't have much to read Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I know that this forum likes to bicker over whether or not you're allowed to read Mishima or Hamsun or whoever, but I think there's a qualitative difference between thinking or saying bad things and outright monstrous actions. Ezra Pound was a fascist, but that was a consequence of the same worldview and mentality that produced his Cantos; it's meaningless to divorce them, and since it's all a matter of what was in his head and on the page (and over the airwaves in Italy), it's all safely confined to the realm of ideas, which are perfectly free to be wrong and, no matter how wrong they may be, can always be squared with conscience, as people are happily selective about what they will and will not act on in practice, regardless of any cognitive dissonance or outright incoherence. But once you get into the realm of the Eddingses beating their children or Marion Zimmer Bradley and her husband raping theirs, the jig is up. There's no way to reconcile the inhumanity of these actions with the human empathy that engaging with art demands. When I read Pound's feverishly heady verse, I understand perfectly why he would be drawn into extremist politics – the ideals are cracked, but they're embodied with commanding conviction. But any ostensible conviction in, say, The Mists of Avalon is too patently insincere, too obviously a lie, for me to have any interest in engaging with it. David Eddings writing fantasy to entertain children is too pathetic a joke to laugh at. Is there any moral imperative to avoid these books? Of course not. It's still entirely reasonable to be uninterested in playing along with their authors' ruse. shrouds have no pockets, so canceling eddings will do him no harm, but of course it's good for children and 40yo goons to read other books speaking of the mists of avalon, i started to read it when i was a teen and really into fantasy, but it was so awfully boring that i had to quit would you recommend pound?
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ChubbyChecker posted:if you are only reading books written by morally good persons you won't have much to read Well you could still read Brandon Sanderson right? He writes enough each year for you to have enough to read... (I assume, I actually stopped reading him years ago.)
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Hughlander posted:Well you could still read Brandon Sanderson right? He writes enough each year for you to have enough to read... (I assume, I actually stopped reading him years ago.) he hasn't been caught yet doing anything gross, but he's also a bad author
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ChubbyChecker posted:he hasn't been caught yet doing anything gross, but he's also a bad author So right at home with the rest of the people we're discussing
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ChubbyChecker posted:if you are only reading books written by morally good persons you won't have much to read I agree with you and have no issues generally if the material is seminal, fantastic or culturally important, but in this circumstance, hes not good enough of a writer for me to look past the issues.
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ChubbyChecker posted:shrouds have no pockets, so canceling eddings will do him no harm ChubbyChecker posted:would you recommend pound? Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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Shrecknet posted:How in the gently caress is there a book about a Cleveland investigator who has a chance encounter with a vampire, but its the wrong book about a Cleveland investigator who has a chance encounter with a vampire Was it "Vampire Beat"?
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Davros1 posted:Was it "Vampire Beat"? Absolute chaos pun.
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Applewhite posted:I read a short story anthology like a decade ago and I've been trying to find the author's name. There's a short story I'm looking for from The Years Best Science Fiction anthology edited by Gardner Dozios but I don't remember which volume and it involved a rebellion (I think) and quasi-animal cars that acted like big dogs. Definitely at least a decade old.
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Solenna posted:I am so excited I get to answer for once! Alan Dean Foster's Impossible Places. That was the first story in the book too. The only “cars that acted like dogs” story I remember is the Asimov one about the cars with positronic brains that went to live on a farm when they retired. It wasn’t that one?
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Applewhite posted:The only “cars that acted like dogs” story I remember is the Asimov one about the cars with positronic brains that went to live on a farm when they retired. It wasn’t that one?
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Solenna posted:it is not though that sounds great, but I took another look online and actually found it this time around! It's The Voluntary State by Christopher Rowe and it's been in a bunch of anthologies. The Asimov one is called Sally https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_(short_story)
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I remember a set of <series/short stories/excerpts> that were about corporate/business type people crossover with pulp fantasy/barbarian elements. Contracts were in signed in blood from ritual knife, board room members wielded battle axes, that sort of stuff. I think one cover had an old guy in a suit and a horned helmet. I am not sure these were stories or books or just a page or two each as parody.
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CampingCarl posted:I remember a set of <series/short stories/excerpts> that were about corporate/business type people crossover with pulp fantasy/barbarian elements. Contracts were in signed in blood from ritual knife, board room members wielded battle axes, that sort of stuff. I think one cover had an old guy in a suit and a horned helmet. I am not sure these were stories or books or just a page or two each as parody. I'm guessing these are the "business fantasy" covers/excerpts from Liartown, so all parody, but excellent anyway.
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CampingCarl posted:I remember a set of <series/short stories/excerpts> that were about corporate/business type people crossover with pulp fantasy/barbarian elements. Contracts were in signed in blood from ritual knife, board room members wielded battle axes, that sort of stuff. I think one cover had an old guy in a suit and a horned helmet. I am not sure these were stories or books or just a page or two each as parody. Could also be Tom Holt's J. W. Wells & Co series, starting with The Portable Door?
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Pretty sure based on the cover art that it's The Cold Cash War by Robert Asprin. e: or not, you mentioned a guy in a suit too wizzardstaff fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Aug 15, 2020 |
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I'm pretty sure that "horned helmet" was supposed to mean a stereotypical Viking helmet, too.
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The Regional Accounts Director of Firetop Mountain?
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Antivehicular already got it right. Here's a link to the books themselves instead of just the blog, which I wanted to post earlier but didn't have the time to dig up.
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:I posted this in the Discord but it hasn't been found yet. OMG I figured out what the book was. It was a book series called danger.com and the one I was thinking of was "Shiver"
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That rules.
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Hey folks. I've been trying to find a short story which may have been written by a regular (at one time) contributor on this very site. I want to say Zack Parsons because the style reminded me a bit of his That Insidious Beast series. I could be completely barking up the wrong tree about its origin though. My memory of the story I'm looking for is super vague, but I think it involved some sort of dimension-hopping experience into a bizarre empty world with giant infant-like creatures stomping around. I have another fragmented visual about stretching limbs and vials of liquid? This could all be a fever dream, but I'm hoping someone remembers...
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There was an SCP about something kinda like that. Do you remember if it involved colors?
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:There was an SCP about something kinda like that. Do you remember if it involved colors? Hmm, you could be onto something. It does sound quite SCP-ish. I have no recollection about colors featuring prominently at the moment.
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Pretty sure you're remembering SCP-093.
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