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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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I just want to know how Klee is only paying 20 loving dollars for his internet. I effectively pay $150 for mine, and my only other option didn't actually work when I tried it.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Henchman of Santa posted:

Yeah but being the 19,000th reply to a CNBC story from two years ago isn't reminding anyone of anything except that CNBC ran a dumb story. It's like when people quote tweet dunk on Ben Shapiro posts from 2013.

Is it cool to dunk on recent Ben posts because if his dumb as goes away after the "can't turn on my wife" revelation it'd be great

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


RFC2324 posted:

I just want to know how Klee is only paying 20 loving dollars for his internet. I effectively pay $150 for mine, and my only other option didn't actually work when I tried it.

He lives with roommates

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Some people like drinking from dusty old wine bottles, I like finding the first time someone tweeted ‘smol ben’.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

EL BROMANCE posted:

Some people like drinking from dusty old wine bottles, I like finding the first time someone tweeted ‘smol ben’.

Also can I extra dunk on Ben because I'm his same height and his tallness fascination is hilarious

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Is it cool to dunk on recent Ben posts because if his dumb as goes away after the "can't turn on my wife" revelation it'd be great

Of course! The fact that he's constantly pumping out awful takes makes it even weirder when people respond to ones from the Obama era.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Henchman of Santa posted:

Of course! The fact that he's constantly pumping out awful takes makes it even weirder when people respond to ones from the Obama era.

Maybe people just discovering him, going back to see if they can find when he went insane, and then being unable to contain themselves?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

Maybe people just discovering him, going back to see if they can find when he went insane, and then being unable to contain themselves?

By all accounts he has been like this since he was an adolescent. The man was born in 80s LA but rooted for the Celtics. He was always racist.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Henchman of Santa posted:

I don’t understand people getting in twitter dunks on stuff from two years ago

I'm presuming those are the idiots?

As is anyone engaging with obvious hatclickbaits from rich-people media.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Henchman of Santa posted:

By all accounts he has been like this since he was an adolescent. The man was born in 80s LA but rooted for the Celtics. He was always racist.

I didn't think anyone would find the origin. He has that spiteful 5 year old feel, just scaled up(slightly)

But I know people go digging, because I have seen goons do it when some new Twitter star of the day pops up.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

RFC2324 posted:

I didn't think anyone would find the origin. He has that spiteful 5 year old feel, just scaled up(slightly)

But I know people go digging, because I have seen goons do it when some new Twitter star of the day pops up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE

after Genghis Khan was or wasn't cancelled yesterday I can't get this out of my head so something something twitter star genghis khan

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 16:44 on Aug 16, 2020

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm presuming those are the idiots?

As is anyone engaging with obvious hatclickbaits from rich-people media.

The rich people media are the idiots, the responders are just bad posters.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE

after Genghis Khan was or wasn't cancelled yesterday I can't get this out of my head so something something twitter star genghis khan

I've been obsessively trying to master the Moskau dance routine for years

The only thing I still can't do is that goddamned spin

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE

after Genghis Khan was or wasn't cancelled yesterday I can't get this out of my head so something something twitter star genghis khan

Thank you for five minutes of joy. (I watched "Moskau" afterward.) drat, that poly satin must have been awful to dance in under stage lights.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

John Wayne played Genghis Khan in a movie ("The Conqueror"?) that was filmed in a radioactive desert. A statistically-significant number of the cast and crew, including Wayne, got fatal cancers after the filming, and it's believed that the radioactivity of the desert was the cause.

I get a little bit Genghis Khan
Don't want you absorbing radiation
With nobody else but me
Nobody else but me

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ProfDBernstein/status/1294700903803621376
https://twitter.com/ProfDBernstein/status/1294705071289139204
https://twitter.com/ProfDBernstein/status/1295022434001866754



:thunk:

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Songbearer posted:

I get a little bit Genghis Khan
Don't want you absorbing radiation
With nobody else but me
Nobody else but me

(Oooh!)

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Anora posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1076173906455810050


You know, 25 year olds with a $100,000 yearly income in 2020.

$852 rent and no savings? this person loving sucks with money.

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


Arsenic Lupin posted:

Thank you for five minutes of joy. (I watched "Moskau" afterward.) drat, that poly satin must have been awful to dance in under stage lights.

If you want to hear both songs in another language you also don't understand, then do I have the singer for you. Meet Frederik, the Finnish self-proclaimed "king of redneck disco":

Tsingis Khan (1979):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqNCoF8MIuo


Volga (2002!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXiOdXU0Ezk

His latest album is from 2014, latest single is from 2019, and it's all just hot loving garbage from an ancient has-been who's desperately trying to stay relevant

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Veib posted:

If you want to hear both songs in another language you also don't understand, then do I have the singer for you. Meet Frederik, the Finnish self-proclaimed "king of redneck disco":

Tsingis Khan (1979):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqNCoF8MIuo





I'm not who you quoted but is it horrible to say these are the first finnish subtitles I can actually follow? Maybe Frederik can redeem himself as a teacher. They're fun to follow.

e: i guess not so much subtitles as plainly spelled lyrics but whatever, it's pronouncable now

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Anora posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1076173906455810050


You know, 25 year olds with a $100,000 yearly income in 2020.

Putting aside the issue of age, where the gently caress can you live and earn 100k while only paying 800 in rent?!?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


That's roughly doable in NYC if you're willing to live in Jersey with roommates.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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ultrafilter posted:

That's roughly doable in NYC if you're willing to live in Jersey with roommates.

yeah, if you read the attached text Klee has 4 roommates, and they are able to get rent down to $825 each. Seems reasonable to have 4 roommates in your mid 20s!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

RFC2324 posted:

yeah, if you read the attached text Klee has 4 roommates, and they are able to get rent down to $825 each. Seems reasonable to have 4 roommates in your mid 20s!
and live in Jersey

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Dr. Real Western Math is having a normal one:

https://twitter.com/ETVPod/status/1292144346704293892
https://twitter.com/openargs/status/1295039552042803200
https://twitter.com/openargs/status/1295042737239138305
https://twitter.com/openargs/status/1295043615970992132



chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/boingheed/status/1295049238787891200?s=21

Simping for Shapiro

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Notable dreamboat, Ben Shapiro.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



bony tony posted:

Notable dreamboat, Ben Shapiro.

Dream-dinghy at best, imo.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Icon Of Sin posted:

Dream-dinghy at best, imo.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Fister Roboto posted:

Putting aside the issue of age, where the gently caress can you live and earn 100k while only paying 800 in rent?!?

20$ internet lol i live in bumfuck nc and shits 40$ minimium. everything on there is cut in half except rent for where i live.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Comparing Shapiro to any kind of boat is unfair. At least with Shapiro you're guaranteed to not get wet.

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


He has four roommates, so you can multiply internet and rent and such by 5 to get the real cost.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

I bet this guy's getting ripped apart. *looks at replies-*

quote:

The jew thinks it has an opinion 🤮🤮🤮

*slams replies shut* Never mind.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Icon Of Sin posted:

Dream-dinghy at best, imo.

His features are strong and masculine, with an Austrian lip and arched nose, his complexion olive, his countenance erect, his body and limbs well proportioned, all his motions graceful, and his deportment majestic. He was then past his prime, being twenty-eight years and three quarters old, of which he had reigned about seven in great felicity, and generally victorious. For the better convenience of beholding him, I lay on my side, so that my face was parallel to his, and he stood but three yards off: however, I have had him since many times in my hand, and therefore cannot be deceived in the description.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Doc Hawkins posted:

His features are strong and masculine, with an Austrian lip and arched nose, his complexion olive, his countenance erect, his body and limbs well proportioned, all his motions graceful, and his deportment majestic. He was then past his prime, being twenty-eight years and three quarters old, of which he had reigned about seven in great felicity, and generally victorious. For the better convenience of beholding him, I lay on my side, so that my face was parallel to his, and he stood but three yards off: however, I have had him since many times in my hand, and therefore cannot be deceived in the description.

:perfect:

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Fister Roboto posted:

Putting aside the issue of age, where the gently caress can you live and earn 100k while only paying 800 in rent?!?

Absolutely bum-gently caress nowhere because that's where the oil rig or mine you're an engineer at is located comes to mind. Or in one of the big cities in the South if you're deliberately choosing to live in the lowest tear apartments available, or eating and hour+ commute to the bedroom communities.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Doc Hawkins posted:

His features are strong and masculine, with an Austrian lip and arched nose, his complexion olive, his countenance erect, his body and limbs well proportioned, all his motions graceful, and his deportment majestic. He was then past his prime, being twenty-eight years and three quarters old, of which he had reigned about seven in great felicity, and generally victorious. For the better convenience of beholding him, I lay on my side, so that my face was parallel to his, and he stood but three yards off: however, I have had him since many times in my hand, and therefore cannot be deceived in the description.

I thought this would be Moby Dick, but I guess that's not too far off

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Dr. Real Western Math is having a normal one:






am I the only one who reads that name as "bosshoggian"?

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007


lol of course this idiot drops a 2+2=5 reference. he has just the one song and he keeps on playing it

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

and live in Jersey

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