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empty whippet box posted:uh what? no she isn't, the gently caress is wrong with you? god drat dude please get banned empty whippet box posted:like wow I post something silly that my wife actually has spent a few hours on and your first reaction is to insult her in a misogynist way and be negative about it for no loving reason AT ALL? god drat dude there are some genuinely lovely people on these forums I'm a monster. A hosed up guy. Who will stop my nightmare reign of mild misunderstandings
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Aug 16, 2020 23:15
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I enter the front room, to find my wife working on a new cross stitch, this one reading "wet rear end pussy" in cursive font. She looks to me, concern in her eyes, as I burst into tears, the realization burning in my mind that on first glance it seemed to read "live laugh love"
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Aug 16, 2020 23:21
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go read the tail end of the mental health thread dipshit.
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Aug 16, 2020 23:34
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uber_stoat posted:go read the tail end of the mental health thread dipshit. What thread. Also why. Also no
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Aug 16, 2020 23:43
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dude misread your post and got pissy over it and we all had a laugh and many a shitpost was made and now you're just sort of kicking it into the ground it's hard to see sometimes, but there is a line between the normal cackling shitposts of a community grown around the--frankly unhealthy and stupid, but here we all are conditioned to it--practice of being broadly aggressive assholes, and picking on someone read the room and drop it
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Aug 16, 2020 23:52
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https://twitter.com/custardloaf/status/1295021012082282496
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Aug 16, 2020 23:59
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Oh yeah I'm done with this, next thing please This is just one of the saddest loving things I've ever seen. Some real elder abuse going on??
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Aug 17, 2020 00:00
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https://twitter.com/luulubuu/status/1295019665916416000?s=20
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Aug 17, 2020 00:01
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He should try red meats only
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Aug 17, 2020 00:04
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now that is the face of an addict in recovery, miserable while feasting like a king i wonder if this whole thing will fix him or make him double down on his insanity
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Aug 17, 2020 00:04
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great, now I’m hungry
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Aug 17, 2020 00:05
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she won't let him leave the table without cleaning his plate. all sitting there despondently staring at the giant pile of cold, greasy gristle that he must consume if he is to be allowed to return to his bed.
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Aug 17, 2020 00:06
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Crane Fist posted:I enter the front room, to find my wife working on a new cross stitch, this one reading "wet rear end pussy" in cursive font. She looks to me, concern in her eyes, as I burst into tears, the realization burning in my mind that on first glance it seemed to read "live laugh love" lmao
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Aug 17, 2020 00:10
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Aug 17, 2020 00:20
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I... do not like the look he is giving me
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Aug 17, 2020 00:28
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Is that a tusk
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Aug 17, 2020 00:32
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mojo1701a posted:I know people make fun of his voice for sounding like Kermit the Frog, but he's really getting closer to becoming a literal puppet, isn't he? Weekend at Jordie's
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Aug 17, 2020 00:34
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I can't imagine what hell a hypercarnivorous diet must be like Can't even eat sausage because it has herbs in it which are a deadly plant derived spice. Can't use any form of oil except... butter? Melted lard? Can't drink anything except water and what, milk? You'd never have a beer again and would have to resort to kumis if you ever wanted to be drunk again. I'm shocked she lets him have salt still. These people are hosed up.
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Aug 17, 2020 00:48
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Aug 17, 2020 00:51
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The ginger ale story is funny because he acted like now that his body has adapted to the true way of eating only slabs of beef any plant molecules caused his body to react as if he had eaten deadly poison Like what the gently caress have you been doing eating plants all your life till now and being completely fine? How do you not know that you have maladapted your body instead of saved it from the horrifying tubers and berries of this earth. And what about mushrooms those aren't plants can he eat those?
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Aug 17, 2020 00:52
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I can't imagine what hell a hypercarnivorous diet must be like as per usual, Goons are the true pioneers out there on the wild frontier. 
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Aug 17, 2020 00:52
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Thankfully, Klingon blood wine is still an option
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Aug 17, 2020 01:02
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GoutPatrol posted:Is that a tusk it’s a tomahawk ribeye. prob like $180 at a restaurant. attempted patricide pays
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Aug 17, 2020 01:02
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Giga Gaia posted:it’s a tomahawk ribeye. prob like $180 at a restaurant. attempted patricide pays paying hundreds of dollars for a bone? why not, it's daddy's money!
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Aug 17, 2020 01:03
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SniperWoreConverse posted:The ginger ale story is funny because he acted like now that his body has adapted to the true way of eating only slabs of beef any plant molecules caused his body to react as if he had eaten deadly poison it was apple cider iirc? maybe the vinegar
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Aug 17, 2020 01:06
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a fatguy baldspot posted:it was apple cider iirc? maybe the vinegar It was also shortly after his wife died and his daughter talked him into not taking his medication.
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Aug 17, 2020 01:07
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https://twitter.com/okayyyyamy/status/1295152662133059584
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Aug 17, 2020 01:25
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I can't imagine what hell a hypercarnivorous diet must be like You're assuming far more consistency than these people are capable of
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Aug 17, 2020 01:25
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Everyone Cares So Much About Masks They Don't Care About Me Being Barefoot But Also I Won't Wear Masks Either
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Aug 17, 2020 01:35
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Imagine getting fake shoes tattooed over your feet so you can walk around barefoot
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Aug 17, 2020 01:50
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change my name posted:Imagine getting fake shoes tattooed over your feet so you can walk around barefoot imagine how poo poo life would be if you didn't do that lmao
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Aug 17, 2020 02:33
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Giga Gaia posted:it’s a tomahawk ribeye. prob like $180 at a restaurant. attempted patricide pays how much is that in Serbian money
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Aug 17, 2020 02:57
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Flavius Aetass posted:how much is that in Serbian money all of it
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Aug 17, 2020 05:52
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This is cursed af
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Mantis42 posted:It's a very lovely cross stitch this, unironically. i wish everyone would be nicer to eachother 
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