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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
If a horse bit off Pence’s dick, no one would notice.

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Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
I worked for UPS one holiday season unloading trucks until 4am. Sometimes speciality marked containers of horse jizz would pass thru (I live near a fancy race track) and they were always, ALWAYS addressed to Mike Pence

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://crazyfacts.com/when-john-f-kennedy-met-joseph-luns-the-former-dutch-minister-of-foreign-affairs/

Qualia
Dec 14, 2006

oy vey; this is a remembrance i shaint gonna forget


ah but now i know a hand is a third of a foot, so...

word

Qualia has issued a correction as of 13:38 on Jul 20, 2020

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Mike Pence: I fok horses

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Per social distancing requirements, Mike Pence has been purchasing horses whose dicks are longer than six feet

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Outside of horse
Inside of man

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

I’ve got a hunch that Mike Pence is going to be president in a year, horse cock be damned

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I keep forgetting that our vice president, Mike Pence, gets hosed by horses and loves it

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


i must confess that i had forgotten, but this thread has set me on the true path anew

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Per social distancing requirements, Mike Pence has been purchasing horses whose dicks are longer than six feet

He doesn’t pay for horses to gently caress him.

He pays for them to go away in the morning.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Platystemon posted:

He doesn’t pay for horses to gently caress him.

He pays for them to go away in the morning.

mike pence's relationship with horses is deeply disturbing

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

The RNC said neigh to Pence's all-nude bareback extravaganza in '16 but this year he won't let anything stop him.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

stupid rear end in a top hat thought he could make a horse suck his dick.

how many TIMES do we have to go through this! it’s OUTSIDE of horse, INSIDE of man, not the other way around!

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Mayor Dave posted:

Outside of horse
Inside of man

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

only fools would forget

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

I am disappointed that I will never be able to explain to this woman why this is funny.

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animist
Aug 28, 2018
i just remembered that time mike pence hosed a horse

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


animist posted:

i just remembered that time mike pence hosed a horse

which? there are so many...

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

https://twitter.com/Cascadianphotog/status/1298890983791198210

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
BLM TRAHR MPFAH

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/kb6bdu4.mp4

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


starting the day off right: by Remembering

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mother's going to get a great show tonight

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


just look at the size of that thing

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




“Yee-hah!” 🤠

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/spDmdeZ.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
You know what they say: aim for the birds and even if you miss, you’ll hit a horse.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Remembered it yesterday. I wonder how often he thinks about loving horses. Twice a day?

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Twice a day. From midnight to noon, and from noon to midnight.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Q: Does Mike Pence always think about loving a horse?

A: Not at all! Sometimes he thinks about loving two horses.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm not sure what position would make it physically possible for a man to be spitroasted by two giant filthy horse schlongs. horses are very large and not particularly flexible, after all. i've now spent entirely too long contemplating the question.

thanks, vice president pence!

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i'm not sure what position would make it physically possible for a man to be spitroasted by two giant filthy horse schlongs. horses are very large and not particularly flexible, after all. i've now spent entirely too long contemplating the question.

Microgravity. There's a reason he persuaded Donald to try to create Space Force.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Parahexavoctal posted:

Microgravity. There's a reason he persuaded Donald to try to create Space Force.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

thanks to trump’s rona, mike pence will be the first person to take the oath of office while being completely full of horse cum

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

The responsibilities of office might keep him away from his horses, though.

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

There's no joy in his face at the debate, no liveliness, no glow... like something's missing from his life...

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Mike Pence's boyfriend reacting to his dalliance with another animal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoYij4guSkE

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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Perhaps a horsefly? Was his partner backstage waiting to relieve the tension?

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