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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Refried Noodle posted:

You need police to enforce the laws of society.
Why?

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Great, here we go

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat
Aww man there’s gonna have to be like 3 pages to skip when I check my bookmark

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Aww man there’s gonna have to be like 3 pages to skip when I check my bookmark

I hope there's been some funny tweets posted since I checked the thread last night

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs
Be the re-rail you want to see

https://twitter.com/getlouder/status/1292930678473007104
https://twitter.com/TapThatMTG/status/1295477819401674753
https://twitter.com/davekellett/status/1295513352949469185
O_O
https://twitter.com/TheGodDamnDM/status/1295348131429662722

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

God demands a certain degree of violence as a sacrifice, so for the stability of the state it's important that violence is mainly done by men wearing the state's colors, otherwise it may lose god's favour.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/dessimaee/status/1295484992525672450?s=20

https://twitter.com/KWhitneyy19/status/1295164246037340166?s=20

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Laws can include repurcussions and preventios for things like:

- Wage theft
- Insider trading
- Drunk driving

And who is going to arrest people to bring to the guillotines? Some kind of law enforcement.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/A_J_Higgins/status/1246161321986527232

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1295654169840439296

https://twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/1295383940207906820

https://twitter.com/thunderist13/status/1295067599932477442

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

This one in the replies made me snort, at least. Hopefully it shows up correctly.

https://twitter.com/ArchaicWave/status/1295367251026219013?s=19

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Was there a gritty Scooby Doo remake or something?


https://twitter.com/AAAAAAGGHHHH/status/1295541983184920582?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/drunkill/status/1295720412316348416?s=21

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

shut up shut up shut up

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Beartaco posted:

shut up shut up shut up

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009






One of the most terrifying things I ever saw in my life was when I was working at a Dominos and my boss got his arm caught in the pizza oven. The ovens at most pizza chains are just conveyor belts that move the pizza through. My boss forgot to add banana peppers or what the gently caress and reached to try to grab the edge or the pan before it went all the way into the oven. His arm got caught and conveyor'd into the oven.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/drbiden/status/1295402572463906816?s=21

drat.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Untrustable posted:

One of the most terrifying things I ever saw in my life was when I was working at a Dominos and my boss got his arm caught in the pizza oven. The ovens at most pizza chains are just conveyor belts that move the pizza through. My boss forgot to add banana peppers or what the gently caress and reached to try to grab the edge or the pan before it went all the way into the oven. His arm got caught and conveyor'd into the oven.

... AND!?!?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Moon Slayer posted:

... AND!?!?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Moon Slayer posted:

... AND!?!?

Now there’s a pizza him missing.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Untrustable posted:

One of the most terrifying things I ever saw in my life was when I was working at a Dominos and my boss got his arm caught in the pizza oven. The ovens at most pizza chains are just conveyor belts that move the pizza through. My boss forgot to add banana peppers or what the gently caress and reached to try to grab the edge or the pan before it went all the way into the oven. His arm got caught and conveyor'd into the oven.

Best pizza of my life though

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


drat, Jill Biden was beautiful.

https://twitter.com/AngryBlackLady/status/1026461766094532608

e: Awwwww

https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/1295629507295162369

Arsenic Lupin has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Aug 18, 2020

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TerminalLance/status/1295772142118645761?s=20

(SNM=said named Marine)

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hope he teaches them a lot about the lost art of the curtsy.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/Adequate_Scott/status/1295696740188917761

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Did the toot shed grow a proboscis and Cronenberg its way into melding with the main dwelling?

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Babies, man. Babies.

https://twitter.com/beatonna/status/1295711798558101504?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/nakkiahlui/status/1295858697009168384

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1295756207836274691?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1295845985206190081

https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1295818468722446339

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Vanessa_ABee/status/1295874859105431553?s=20

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Dont worry everybody, Waluigi did get some Spaghetti

https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1295818895132168198

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/sarperduman/status/1295874642872340481?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1295874526597668864

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ashbcoffin/status/1295811036457709574?s=21

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012


Why am I being called out like this by the hot redhead

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The bug never did anything to anyone tho

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

don longjohns posted:

Why am I being called out like this by the hot redhead

She did clarify that the girl is her. Also it is easy to feel called out by someone who resembles a live action hot anime librarian.

I think the post is related to this recent story where a tenant decapitated his landlord. Left Twitter applauded it until someone points out the decapitator is a sovereign citizen.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The MSJ posted:

She did clarify that the girl is her. Also it is easy to feel called out by someone who resembles a live action hot anime librarian.

I think the post is related to this recent story where a tenant decapitated his landlord. Left Twitter applauded it until someone points out the decapitator is a sovereign citizen.

The enemy of my enemy.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The MSJ posted:

She did clarify that the girl is her. Also it is easy to feel called out by someone who resembles a live action hot anime librarian.

I think the post is related to this recent story where a tenant decapitated his landlord. Left Twitter applauded it until someone points out the decapitator is a sovereign citizen.

You're overthinking it.

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StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
... Is also my enemy.
Sov Cits like murdering leftists in addition to cops & landlords.

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